/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>In class shitposting on my phone
>Suddenly some sperg starts spamming the thread with porn crashing it with no survivors
>All the posts is just him talking about how great Oomukades are and how great their venom is
>Says all other bug-bitches suck and Oomukades are the only true way
>Suddenly nerdy Oomukade peers over my shoulder
>Sees the numerous pictures of her species in lewd positions
>By the time I notice it's too late, her face is redder than a Fire Elemental's
>Rumors start to spread and before I know it I'm getting love letters from her
>They start out sorta cute but as I ignore them it just gets creepier
>Has my full address written on along with pictures taken from the window of me sleeping
Do I accept my fate and date her or just skip town and change my name?

>Crush a house centipede but only its bottom half it manages to crawl away
>Days later an a Oomukade covered in bandages, casts and even an eye patch is standing outside your door
>Police are right behind her she's claiming you assaulted her
What do you do anon?

>Ummmm...