/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9863215
And I love you too Anonymous.

Hello /a/, welcome to our board. The purpose of this thread is to ensure that you possess the proper /jp/ mindset before continuing to post on /jp/.

To obtain the proper mindset and achieve satori you must:

1) Borrow your sister's best dress and leggings, or if you lack a sister, purchase a fine Victorian style dress for yourself.
2) Listen to the following while drinking a cup of black currant tea and wearing the dress from Step 1:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0edmIY9nPc

Congratulations, you are now a certified, satori-ized member of /jp/.

Patchouli

>>7298457

>You'll never enter a relationship with a /jp/ femanon who's dirty as fuck and wants to stay inside and watch anime and have sex all the time ;_;

>/jp/ at his computer

>>7193238
I've mostly been using the internet on my laptop. Patchouli said I could use her internet through LAN. I'm spending too much time on here, I should be out playing with Tewi, Chen, Ran and Momiji. I wonder if they play hide the sausage here.

Pic related.

I've become rather distant lately and more depressed.

I don't really have many friends, but I guess some people I've done business with in the past have been trying to get in touch with me, and grew rather concerned that I may have killed myself, as they know my history. So I just had a police officer knocking on all of my windows, and the land lord coming over to my place (I woke up just before they were going to unlock my door and come into my place) to make sure I'm still alive.

I'm not sure if I should be elated that maybe I really do have friends in this world, or if I should be embarrassed that all of my neighbors might now think I have trouble with the law (which I don't).

26/?

I'm sorry for rebuilding this thread...But, if you have time to kill, would you be able to help me?

Of course I'd like to answer every questions as long as time allows.