/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So have any of you ever done cocaine and played touhou before?

mfw i did

Sup /jp/
I was visiting Australia and ended up giving up my virginity to a legal Japanese prostitute there. I didn't cum and realized i cant ejaculate to girls I'm not emotionally attached to. Shit was awkward and i felt bad for the girl who couldn't get me off even when she gave me extra time to do it....When i got back to my relatives place i jerked off ferociously in the shower to the thoughts of my waifu and came buckets.

I don't really have a devout waifu, my waifus change everyday. I don't know what to make of all of this. I cant let my friends know because they deal coke and would probably kill me if they knew i liked this shit.

Fuck my life.

Yet again I'm trying to pick up LOGH at around episode 70. But I remember why I stopped watching. It's like it's written by a bunch of weird aliens who has observed Humanity and tried to replicate Human behaviour using only their Martian spreadsheets.

It's so charmless, dry, static and awkward. Who the hell constantly speaks in nonsensical, convoluted metaphors like that? Everyone is exactly the same and everyone acts like an autistic robot, and the only way you know people are close friends is when the show outright tells us, not because we feel it (RxK excluded, too bad the redhead dies lol).

I watched Children of Men the other week. It's a clever, incredibly well made film, full of chemistry and subtlety. Even though it has very little action you are never bored (Because, unlike LOGH, it doesn't progress the story through talking heads), and the relationships between the characters are full of love (Or hate) which is simply hinted at or demonstrated through their manner of conversation, or what simple things they do (Or don't do.).

With LOGH I have to watch through hours of unimportant assholes doing unimportant things, only to break up the horrible monotony with lame space battles full of unexciting and monotonous animation, reused unfitting music and arbitrary victories or defeats.

I hate LOGH, and I hate all the elitists who claim it's a masterpiece while it barely even passes filmmaking 101.

Fuck LOGH. Fuck it right up it's red, gleaming exhaust nozzle.

Considerably.