/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13799772
In the Nasuverse they can

Sure.

I'm the strongest.

>>3898221
Gotcha bitch.

>>3833382
Yes!

ORT could withstand even being hit directly with an Excalibur beam.

I'm the strongest.

>>3388792

>>2431999

But can ORT cook pancakes?

My perfect girl must be good at pancakes.

>>1955706

ORUTO!

>>1809841

Oh ORT, why are you so rigged even by Type-Moon standards?

>>1782587

>Ryougi can see the fated death of all things.

HOR HOR HOR HOR HORT

>>1773362

I think it would've been fairly hammered in that ORT is immune the the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception.

As it does not exist in a way any Shiki can understand, its lines (if it even has them) cannot be seen and thereby cannot be cut.

Submit to the mollusk.

>>1762856

I CAN'T HELP IT I LIKE ORT

>>1743633

Thankfully to defend melord's integrity, ORT can kill these equally well.

OOOOOOORRRRRRT

The Grail has unlimited power. It can even make ORT moe.

>>764920
i keep forgetting its a "she"

Someone here has doubted the power of the gland. Gather 'round, for I have pasta to share.

----

It hardly seemed real. I had finally come face to face with the creature known as ORT. I had been warned that I would most likely be killed instantly, but events took a stranger turn.

"So... You're ORT? Impressive."
<YOU POSSESS IT.>
"It? What might that be?"
<THE GLAND. YOU POSSESS THE GLAND, HUMAN. IT DEMANDS THAT WE COPULATE WITHOUT DELAY.>
"I'm sure you're a nice... Person... But I'm not reall-"
<ENOUGH. INSERT YOUR HUMAN PENIS INTO MY GENITAL OPENING.>

With the strengh and power of a great white shark, one of ORT's tentacles shot out and tore my clothes from my body, while another stimulated my member.

"Jeez, is everyone on Mercury this forward? There'll be hell to pay if Arc finds out about this..."

Despite my protests, I was responding to ORT's caress. There was no avoiding it now.

"Are you ready?"
<PROCEED.>
"Um... Am I doing it right?"
<THAT IS MY LEFT NOSTRIL, HUMAN. TRY ONCE MORE.>
"How about... Here?"
<...ACCEPTABLE. DO NOT DELAY ANY LONGER, OUR GLANDS CALL OUT FOR ONE ANOTHER.>

I needed no further persuasion.

It hardly seemed real. I had finally come face to face with the creature known as ORT. I had been warned that I would most likely be killed instantly, but events took a stranger turn.

"So... You're ORT? Impressive."
<YOU POSSESS IT.>
"It? What might that be?"
<THE GLAND. YOU POSSESS THE GLAND, HUMAN. IT DEMANDS THAT WE COPULATE WITHOUT DELAY.>
"I'm sure you're a nice... Person... But I'm not reall-"
<ENOUGH. INSERT YOUR HUMAN PENIS INTO MY GENITAL OPENING.>

With the strengh and power of a great white shark, one of ORT's tentacles shot out and tore my clothes from my body, while another stimulated my member.

"Jeez, is everyone on Mercury this forward? There'll be hell to pay if Arc finds out about this..."

Despite my protests, I was responding to ORT's caress. There was no avoiding it now.

So this is the most powerful being in the universe, right? The type of thing that eat's Death Stars like they were Cocoa Puffs.