/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I touch your pee pee when I feel scared or upset.

>>9417587
Wishful thinking but it won't happen. Aren't you a little too frustrated now?

I'm pretty sure the chinese army will shoot your dumb ass for entering restricted areas before you even get close.

>>9343452
bcuz i fuked ur mom AND ur adopted, nerd

>>8725107
Your shitty "sword" looks like shit and you are a poor excuse of a swordsmith. I'd rather buy a 35 dollar "authentic" katana from a mall stand than take your toothpick sword for free.

P-please don't eat me, I taste like trash from a back alley dumpster. I know refined ladies such as yourself would eat something as foul as me. I won't ask you to spare my life so freely, I'll work to make up for it. I can move in and out of Gensokyo and steal more delicious humans for you to eat. I know exactly which humans taste good.

Then if I'm lucky, they accept my proposal. I'll move in and out of Gensokyo and club normalfags with hopes and dreams and unparalleled will to live in their sleep with a weapon. Then I drag them back to gensokyo, tie them up and offer them to my youkai captors. My guess is their fear makes them taste better.

I'll continue this until they get bored of me or until I fuck up. It would be better than dying on the spot.

>>8548859
Your dad sounds like a total faggot.