/jp/ - Otaku Culture

*ahem*
Oh noooo looks like Anon is about to give me a kiss!
Whatever will I do! The laws of Tengu society dictate that a Crow Tengu MUST be betrothed to whoever is the first to smooch them! And I don't want to get married to a passionless, depressing guy like him!
But oh, woe is me, my wings are just SO tired after flying around WORKING all day! I swear, all this MONEY I'm making from working so hard, selling my newspaper and nobody to spend it on really is such a bother! Were it only that I had someone at home who I could absolutely spoil and give the easy life to of tending my nest and raising my six, at least, beautiful chicks!
That's neither here nor there though because right now Mister Anon is right there, undressing me with his eyes and puckering up! If he puts his hands firmly on my hips and pulls me against him that would just be the worst embarrassment of my life!
Maybe I should run away, but were SO DEEP into Tengu territory that surly he'd just pray on some other girl right? Momiji and her peers are frightfully terrifying and rough though, I'd HATE to see what happens to someone they get their hands on, especially this time of year!