/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Jews did Remember 11.

>wake up
>take dog on early walk
>camp out in dumpster until parents cars go by
>troll /jp/ all day

>wake up
>have hangover cuz of beer with friends last night
>need to get to bathroom and piss
>almost dont make it in time
>parents already gone to work
>troll /jp/ all day

>7 in the morning
>your mom is hitting door
>she wants you to go to school
>say you going
>dont go
>troll /jp/ all day

>first day of school
>faping to touhous
>dad sees
>he disappoint
>dad goes to work
>troll /jp/ all day

>eating shit for breakfast
>mom is coming
>i know she going to tell me to do shit
>tell her i got diariah
>take laptop to bathroom
>troll /jp/ all day

>wake up
>see good thread on /jp/
>post in it

>wake up early
>still tired from sex with girlfriends last night
>tell dad
>he says he understands so you can stay home from school
>troll /jp/ all day

>dog poops on floor
>you want to be true neet
>tell parents you did it
>troll /jp/ all day

>run to bathroom in morning
>make loud fart noises with mouth
>come out hours later tell parents u sick with diariah
>troll /jp/ all day

>get orthodontist appointment
>make it early in the morning
>mom drives you back home after then she go back to work
>troll /jp/ all day

>its your birthday you old enough to get a license
>tell mom dads taking you to dmv
>tell dad moms taking you to dmv
>troll /jp/ all day

I find this thread's lack of JEWS disturbing.

>be a true neet
>mom finds shit on floor thinks you sick
>troll /jp/ all day

>tell you're mom you going to school
>hide behind boxes in garage
>troll /jp/ all day

>>4299996
>u mad?

>Wake up but don't want to go to school
>Tell you're mom your sick
>Troll /jp/ all day

What's the best way to troll /jp/?

9/11 thread?

>Abilities: Manipulation of darkness
>Occupation: "Attacking humans is a youkai's job."
>Rumia has 5 letters
>both are Jews