/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10187205

P-post yours first...I'm really, really bad, and on top of that, I'm trying to learn how to use a stick for the first time...I can barely play.

>>10045702

Because /jp/ is displaying so many quality threads right now.

>>9974037

None I'm afraid-after all, I can't suck a lovely /jp/sie cock through a computer, silly! But I'd be doing that constantly if it was possible. I'd line my lips right up against the cock-port and make love with my lips and tongue to any gorgeous /jp/ cock that had the courage to come visit me. I know you would be awfully nervous, but I'd treat it right, I promise!

>>9651749

To make it sooo good when you see them get tortured, ruined and killed.

I bet torturing a yukkuri feels better than an orgasm. I hope science creates small, asexual annoying little shits to take stress out on some day. Imagine ordering a can of these little shits, taking care of them for a few days, letting them become spoiled fucks, and then brutally torturing them during a weekend slowly until they're all dead-except one. Then you order more, and continue the process, saving scarred yukkuri for more horrible things. I'd feed them to my dog and cats too.

>>9569358

>fuck greet my dad

Your daddy is very lucky to expect a fuck greet on father's day from his daughter.

I think they're cute and endearing, and a little bit funny in a silly way. Japanese humor is never hilarious anyway-if you think otherwise, you're probably a weeaboo and a megafaggot.

>>9386042

Hey, that's how NSJ feels.

So, are you intoxicated as well, anon-kun? I've had about 7 drinks and feel quite good.

>>9374858

They are into older guys, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't apply to family, and especially not creepy autistic fucks like OP.

"Hey mom, can you pick me up some tampons for my butthole? no I dont really need them but i like to pretend that im a realll girl! Wht do you mean that is disgusting and wrong!? U just dont understand me mom, I hate you, fuck you, dont come in my room ANYTMORE. I'll just pee and poop in the corner and eat while u and baka dad are alseep!"

-typical /jp/er

>>9336603

>I think you can easily be straight and like traps or whatever else.

Then you're wrong, and in denial. Most people aren't entirely straight, whether they admit it or not. Sexuality is a continuum, not a set of distinct categories. You, for example, if you like traps,you are not exclusively heterosexual, whether you like it or not.

>>9299286

The only people that don't support cannabis legalization are ignorant asshats, so, your position is unsurprising.

I think the big problems right now holding back legalization are:

-Pharmaceutical industry views it as a threat
-Legalizing it would be the same as the government admitting it was wrong
-there are many, many prisoners who were arrested simply for possession

Combine this with the fact that:

-Pharma lobbies like crazy
-government doesn't care if it is wrong or right; it wants to seem right
-prison labor is a valuable source of slave labor (no, seriously), and the prison-industrial complex is another beneficiary of the way things are now.

So, it's going to be a while before we see it legalized. People are starting to get fed up with all this bullshit, though. Personally, I think the controlled substances act was unconstitutional, premature and foolish.

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