/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Let’s make a tl;dr shall we?

Pluses:
-Immortal little girl who cannot be killed.
-“Magical allowance system”, perhaps possible to use for investment for even bigger returns?

Minuses:
-No sex. (=.=)
-6.5hr sleep curfew. (you’ll DIE – that’s not even enough for an adult; and little girls need more sleep than adults do)
-Throw away previous life (a plus for some?)
-Cannot get famous. (Greatly limits your potential – you can’t get too rich, so premium creature comforts will elude you; you can’t get too successful in anything, so you’ll forever remain an anon, I could go on...)
-No freedom (constant obligation for chores, must live with him (big minus especially during free years), constant threat of punishment (even leaving aside the lawbreaking problem; why is the wizard scared of me “exploiting” my powers? Is he scared I’ll get more powerful or something??)

Conclusion: A deal that traps you as an eternal slave-loli for a scheming ojii-san who undoubtedly has a fetish for 9-11yo girls being dominated by pointless rules and chastity belts. NO DEAL!!!

Although I’m sure quite a few of /jp/ will like that idea...