/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How do you like my guns? Shock, and Awe!

>>6601241

I just fucking knew some cunt was going to post that. If touhou pictures are not /jp/ materiel, then what's the point of the fucking board? Not idol threads, because that's /s/. Not netplay threads, because that's /v/. That leaves MAI WAIFU threads and all the other stupid shitposting that goes on here.

So /jp/ is, by definition, a cancerous tumor. Good to know.

I'm running out of Moe/pretty Reisen. How uncomfortably fitting.

Udonge,

classy as fuck.

>>5861392

I thought they didn't abuse her except for Tewi...at least, they aren't as abusive to her as fanon makes her out to be. At that point her only purpose at Eientei is to be experimented on/raped/have experimental rape done to her.

Also, Reisen with guns is best Reisen.

Hello /jp/, I am an American war veteran and while I'm celebrating the 4th of July here, I want to tell you kids about something that was kept hidden for a while. So before you kids get angry at an old man, hear what I have to say.

It was just after we sent a man to the moon that we found out there were being living on the moon. The moment Washington heard about this, they immediately covered it up saying there's no life on the moon. The astronauts described them as humans with bunny ears.

At the time, I was just an eager private in the Marines ready to go to 'nam, but then the brass came by and asked my platoon, "Son, how would you like to go to the moon?" We all said 'yes sir' to it and jumped around happily thinking we're going to be heroes. What a stupid mistake that was. Turns out, our president wanted to claim the moon in the name of USA, but he knew in order to do so, the so-called 'moon rabbits' had to be taken care of without the media knowing about they're existence.

So here we are, riding a rocket onto the moon all excited, waiting to see what is was like, buddy next to me got a little bit too excited, nearly jizzed himself. I asked the sarge what we're doing on the moon that requires marines and he said he'll explain later once we get orders from the brass. Well that's just fucking great, a group of marines going to the moon and it's not just because we were on Santa's nice list.