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>> No.21471569 [View]
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Y'know it's amazing after taking a sabbatical of the thread. The old hatreds were pointless. Just feeling empty.

Sorry for the blog post. Hug a bat girl instead.

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Beware the beastmen, Anon. For when they enter heat, their vulvas become rosy red and the smell... Oh that sweet smell... It's enough to make a man sick.

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>>15890180
Batfu tier list:

Schizanthus > Toumasu's bat = Goofbat > Latenight's bats because there aren't enough >>>>>> Trigglypuff >>>>>> Hillary Clinton's snizz >>>> Bob's futanari fetish > That horrible train wreck of a cuckolding batfu ninja that z-ton thought was okay after Schizanthus

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>>15524438
>You will never be a kid with a zombie mom
>She's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but you can tell she at least puts forth enough effort to provide for you
>Working three graveyard shifts HAHA
>Just to make sure you have a decent education since she doesn't have to eat, even moving out of the city so CPS doesn't try to take you from her
>You will never go off on her one day after she's been using you for a dakimakura since you were a wee tot of three years
>You will never see the pain in her face as she can barely comprehend what you said to her, much less feel the same pain you do
"I... don't.. understa--"
>You will never rip into her, telling her that if she really loved you she'd either go back into the ground or let your father's family take you in since she's nothing more than a walking corpse anyway who won't ever change
>You will never lock yourself in your room for several days, only opening the door when you hear the small clatter of plates outside of it
>They're your favorite comfort foods, and you eventually end up feeling like the biggest sack of shit in the world
>You will never wake up one morning to find the house completely empty, she's gone without a trace. Standing there, thinking to yourself, 'Wow, I actually did it'
>You will never spend the rest of the day looking for her, bawling your eyes out, screaming for forgiveness
>You will never feel the movement of a shape next to you as somebody crawls into bed with you that night
>A woman with skin as pale as alabaster and hair a faded grey
>She's fuller in body than your zombie mother was, but when she hugs you from behind, you can feel that familiar compassion and love
>You will never cry into your now-WightMom's arms about how you're such a piece of shit for mistreating her that way
>Only for her to pet your head and whisper sweet nothings in pure maternal bliss to you, murmuring how much she'll always love you
>Even if you're not her blood son

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>>15041820
>>15041852
>Only like one Werebat short by a non-faggot
>Latenight draws Mofubat sometimes
>tfw liking werebats is fedora tier

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