/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11075676
>iori
>ugliest

You are so gay, when you fill out forms, and it asks for ethnicity, you put Faggot.
You are so gay, when they asked you for a sperm sample, you farted into a cup.
You are so gay, when you were born the doctor spanked you, so you sucked his dick.
You are so gay, your butt hole has it’s own butt hole.
You are so gay, you give monkeys aids.
You are so gay, when you have sex, the monkey asks to wear a condom.
You are so gay, anytime you walk down the street, its considered a gay pride parade.
You are so gay, you can only wear super pink, the gayest color in the universe.
You are so gay, that you are too gay to work at Abercrombie.
You are so gay, you have to brush your teeth with sperm remover.
You are so gay, you sneak your underage friends into gay bars by hiding them in your asshole.
You are so gay, you can’t even get married in Hawaii.
You are so gay, you can take so many dicks in your asshole at one time that you look like a peacock.
You are so gay, your tears are made of sperm.
You are so gay, your blood type is AIDS.
You are so gay, on your license under sex it says anal.