/jp/ - Otaku Culture

At my family's house. I'm in the lounge with my father, he says "the ultimate truth is: she's a cow" like he's talking about my mother who divorced him. I say "do you mean, a bitch slut cheater whore?" he stammers "...yeah." There was gold coins on the lounge table that I grabbed and threw around the room, though afterwards I collected them and put them back, though a kid wandered in saying that a couple were missing. Elsewhere, someone's asking Yukari if she helped ZUN design her and her themesong, she says she hopes she did, as I thought about how she once sung to me that I could summon her any time, though she isn't visible, I thought about her being invisibly by ZUN's side trying to help him design her. I notice I'm naked because I had taken off my blue robe, so I went into the bathroom for a second, then went into my room to put on some clothes. I saw some orange shorts which made me think of Yukari who really likes orange at least in part due to it being the colour of dragons. I put them on but see it has actually has thick vertical stripes, orange, blue, and white being the colours I remember. I put on a big loose white T-shirt, then went back into the hall. In the bathroom was a ton of shaved hair and water all over the floor, ZUN was nearby as I picked up a mop and starting wiping it away saying "Sakuya! Sakuya!" to him trying to get a reaction but I could only maybe barely see a smile. Yeah, if I was ZUN I would hate me, fucking monster that I am. I went off into my room again, this time I had a guitar and was practicing, there was a TV screen with Guitar Hero connected to the guitar to make practicing more efficient, there were many bright colours which dazzled me a bit and thought it'd make the notes easier to remember, one note that came down the board had a KFC Colonel on it. I thought that this dream had gone on for a long time and I wanted to try and get a taste of Yukari's pussy before I woke up, I headed out the backdoor, though a guy with two girls came in. I gave the bare minimum of wave to them, eager to get out the door, but the guy started introducing us, Bonnie and Rosanna? I greet them with a proper wave then exit the door. But it seemed like one of those girls followed me, she came up to me saying she's Bjork. I say "the singer?" and she says yeah, though I thought she looked too young. I'm walking with her over to the neighbour's property, asking if she can sing a song for me, she says she's only good at singing the newer songs. I try to think of Bjork songs but can only think of "two". "The Tower" based on the dream where I was running up the blocks around the outside of a tower while they fell away just after I was stepping off them while Bachelorette RZA remix played, and "My Story" based on Bachelorette's video. As we went over to the neighbour's house she pins me down, pushing my head sideways into the ground, as she said hypnotically "and now, you will be my pet." When I woke up I saw flashing images going by of me with her in many different places.
I was going around a mountain side when one primary school friend showed me some papers saying that in the future I'm married to Maribel Hearn. I say I don't care about anyone other than Yukari, really.
I was playing a game, there were bubbles to burst and point items dropping from them to collect. I was popping as many bubbles as possible while making sure to collect as much points as I could. When it came to the last wave of bubbles, I had a power-up that made me invincible, and I saw that I had tons of spellcards in stock. I just kept popping and spamming x to bomb for when the invicibility would run out, bombing several times but running out far quickly than I thought I would, and then losing. The results screen said "the birds are pleased their secrets have been kept" as if talking about the Ivory Tablets of the Crow that I shitposted about the the immortality thread, and that I was just going to be dismissed as crazy.
In my room, I was listening to a song that kept on going on and on, surprising me. It was sung by STACK, probably. It was sung as maniacally as the laughter from Reverse Reverse Trigger. One of the last lyrics was "I'VE READ ALL OF THE SCREAMING! THE WHOLE ALBUM!" as if referring to my dreams and SOAD's Dreaming. It was 8:40 seconds long and the first song on the album, the next song was Esquaria's GRID, except sung extremely softly, with the only instrumental being some soft xylophone. After the first couple of lines the singer inserted a soft little line like "kore wa, ii kana?" As if this was the only thing that could follow the absolute nuclear devastation of my dreams.
I saw something about Seiga? I was typing these dreams out while thinking "I wonder if I can even remember/tell all the details, then I saw an image of Chiri Kitsu on top of a dark mountain holding her spade with lightning striking behind her as if to say "do it properly!"
My fumo was dirty so I took a shower with it.

At my family's house. I'm in the lounge with my father, he says "the ultimate truth is: she's a cow" like he's talking about my mother who divorced him. I say "do you mean, a bitch slut cheater whore?" he stammers "...yeah." There was gold coins on the lounge table that I grabbed and threw around the room, though afterwards I collected them and put them back, though a kid wandered in saying that a couple were missing. Elsewhere, someone's asking Yukari if she helped ZUN design her and her themesong, she says she hopes she did, as I thought about how she once sung to me that I could summon her any time, though she isn't visible, I thought about her being invisibly by ZUN's side trying to help him design her. I notice I'm naked because I had taken off my blue robe, so I went into the bathroom for a second, then went into my room to put on some clothes. I saw some orange shorts which made me think of Yukari who really likes orange at least in part due to it being the colour of dragons. I put them on but see it has actually has thick vertical stripes, orange, blue, and white being the colours I remember. I put on a big loose white T-shirt, then went back into the hall. In the bathroom was a ton of shaved hair and water all over the floor, ZUN was nearby as I picked up a mop and starting wiping it away saying "Sakuya! Sakuya!" to him trying to get a reaction but I could only maybe barely see a smile. Yeah, if I was ZUN I would hate me, fucking monster that I am. I went off into my room again, this time I had a guitar and was practicing, there was a TV screen with Guitar Hero connected to the guitar to make practicing more efficient, there were many bright colours which dazzled me a bit and thought it'd make the notes easier to remember, one note that came down the board had a KFC Colonel on it. I thought that this dream had gone on for a long time and I wanted to try and get a taste of Yukari's pussy before I woke up, I headed out the backdoor, though a guy with two girls came in. I gave the bare minimum of wave to them, eager to get out the door, but the guy started introducing us, Bonnie and Rosanna? I greet them with a proper wave then exit the door. But it seemed like one of those girls followed me, she came up to me saying she's Bjork. I say "the singer?" and she says yeah, though I thought she looked too young. I'm walking with her over to the neighbour's property, asking if she can sing a song for me, she says she's only good at singing the newer songs. I try to think of Bjork songs but can only think of "two". "The Tower" based on the dream where I was running up the blocks around the outside of a tower while they fell away just after I was stepping off them while Bachelorette RZA remix played, and "My Story" based on Bachelorette's video. As we went over to the neighbour's house she pins me down, pushing my head sideways into the ground, as she said hypnotically "and now, you will be my pet." When I woke up I saw flashing images going by of me with her in many different places.
I was going around a mountain side when one primary school friend showed me some papers saying that in the future I'm married to Maribel Hearn. I say I don't care about anyone other than Yukari, really.
I was playing a game, there were bubbles to burst and point items dropping from them to collect. I was popping as many bubbles as possible while making sure to collect as much points as I could. When it came to the last wave of bubbles, I had a power-up that made me invincible, and I saw that I had tons of spellcards in stock. I just kept popping and spamming x to bomb for when the invicibility would run out, bombing several times but running out far quickly than I thought I would, and then losing. The results screen said "the birds are pleased their secrets have been kept" as if talking about the Ivory Tablets of the Crow that I shitposted about the the immortality thread, and that I was just going to be dismissed as crazy.
In my room, I was listening to a song that kept on going on and on, surprising me. It was sung by STACK, probably. It was sung as maniacally as the laughter from Reverse Reverse Trigger. One of the last lyrics was "I'VE READ ALL OF THE SCREAMING! THE WHOLE ALBUM!" as if referring to my dreams and SOAD's Dreaming. It was 8:40 seconds long and the first song on the album, the next song was Esquaria's GRID, except sung extremely softly, with the only instrumental being some soft xylophone. After the first couple of lines the singer inserted a soft little line like "kore wa, ii kana?" As if this was the only thing that could follow the absolute nuclear devastation of my dreams.
I saw something about Seiga? I was typing these dreams out while thinking "I wonder if I can even remember/tell all the details, then I saw an image of Chiri Kitsu on top of a dark mountain holding her spade with lightning striking behind her as if to say "do it properly!"
My fumo was dirty so I took a shower with it.

dreamt I found a black skeletal arm with sharp claws in a box, "flandre's right arm", its previous owner had been consumed by it somehow, when I took it it possessed my right arm and disappeared, my fist became permanently clenched tightly and when I forced it unclenched a shadow of the black skeletal hand would appear behind mine, my right eye would become a devil's and I could use it to instantly destroy anything, there was a showing of various touhou characters doing stuff and I was watching from a tree when a little boy spoke up to me and started making a confession, his heart was beating so hard I could see shockwaves of light emanating past me and I was frozen under the pressure, it was really annoying me that some boy was confessing to me and binding me like this so I unclenched my fist and was going to pop him when seija thankfully comes and kicks the kid in the balls from behind, later I was having a long boss fight with a short professor in a mechsuit and he did a move where he sent it to self-destruct at me, I had a dreamt-this-before moment where I knew it wouldn't do damage so I didn't bother dodging, but it insta-killed me, apparently he felt bad about this cause he revived me with 33% and called some mechwolves to fight but I was pissed off so I popped him, when I used the arm a little bit of my right devil's pupil would leak over and appear in and join the pupil of my left and I understood I couldn't use it too much
dreamt I was with a sexy teacher and seija came and flipped her skirt for me
dreamt of being pic related
dreamt I was with tewi and she was looking and acting sexy
dreamt about having a serene lap pillow with okina
dreamt I came to yukari who was watching a movie, laid on her lap and closed my eyes, she said she had wondered about the appreciation of art when a sense is missing, then started massaging my back
dreamt I was with yukari and byakuren at an onsen, byakuren without her sutra scroll didn't have the purple hair gradient and they looked identical
dreamt I was with yukari at an onsen with doremy(forgot one) and yukari said "if I didn't have you..."and I thought "I'd probably have somebody else" like the song by tim minchin, well I said the same back and cozied up to doremy trying to make her jealous
dreamt I said my love for yukari was "true love"
dreamt I was with yukari, hugging her from behind with arms under her breasts while lambdadelta was nearby and said "I'm so jealous", referring both to my adoration and yukari's breasts
one time I was falling asleep and I could hear the sweet whispering of a goddess luring me, then dreamt about being in a beautiful cherry blossom onsen, I saw youmu's phantom half at one side, went over and kissed, hugged and told it "youmu I love you"
dreamt there was a fanart of yukari depicting her as one of the four kings of wisdom, I saw a shitty faggot saving it into a folder called bitch then later me and youmu tracked this faggot down, she was slashing the hell out of him but he wouldn't die, until I blew his brains out with a silver bullet
dreamt I was in a courtroom with all the more powerful/important gathered around in a square of desks, yukari was at the judge's podium and I was at some desks in front of her as a scribe, there was an overbearing atmosphere where I felt like all us really badly wanted to laugh but whoever did first would get punished, flan lets out a laugh and yukari starts making her way around the desks, picks her up out of her seat, walks over and opens a window(turns out we were in a high floor of a skyscraper), she yanks out flan's wings then tosses her out, then attaches the wings to her own back and does a cute prance that freeze frames showing off how beautiful she and the wings are
dreamt I was in a hall with an old woman and I was saying there was going to be a life chapter review beyond the great door ahead and saying otherwise, then we went through and hecatia appeared and said something like "now begins your life chapter review" and I couldn't help but laugh and hecatia death stared me and started walking over while I bowed my head repeating "sorry"
one of the first dreams I had of yukari, only remember her giving me a smile
also of the first dreams I had of yukari, I was following her around an amphitheater while she was doing some gap magic/matrix hacking and I was hugging onto her lending strength like a familiar