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Ayame... Where are you Ayame...

Bros, I had one hell of a ride after a small nap.
>It's summer, I'm at the beach
>Hanging with mystery aunt and the rest of my family
>Something happens and I get separated with mystery aunt, tells me something about visiting her stall and helping her out though- something about squids and food
>Shit happens, I run around and do errands for family and extended family
>Have a moment of relaxation chilling out on a living room that I've never been in
>Aunt that I know in meatspace comes in and makes some coffee, we shoot the shit as we probably would in meatspace
>Suddenly remember I have to help out mystery aunt
>Run all the way to the beach where the stalls out
>Turns out my mystery aunt was Senchou, apologize and ask if I can help out
>She was manning reception(?)/cash register and seems very tired, looks around
>Everyone seemed busy, but efficiently so
>She audibly yawns and asks me if I could get her some coffee
>Run back to the summer home, grab a nice mug for Senchou, some other small glasses for her crew (I pressumed) and fill them all up with coffee
>Run there, drop the coffee wordlessly and head back
>Chilling out in a new living room where I haven't been to
>There was Subaru, some mystery Hololive I think it was Ayame, and a mystery Holostardon't know them too well, but he had a noice beard and looked like a man's man
>Everyone was peaceful, Subaru was looking out the window, Holostar was sitting on the couch reading something and mystery Hololive girl was doing her nails
>Suddenly Miko comes out from a door, starts talking to me about shit I couldn't make out and can't remember- it was probably something about games
>There's a few bangs coming from the neighbors next door
>"Shut up!"
>Everyone ignores it but Miko is silent for a second, before continuing again
>More bangs
>"I said shut up!"
>Miko continues anyway
>I see the door from the neighbor's open, it was relatively close since the houses were right next to each other, and a girl comes storming out
>"I told you to shut up! If you're going to make that much noise why not just get the fuck out?"
>Everyone is ignoring her
>She's absolutely fuming
>"Which one of you hear are single?!" or something along those lines
>All three Hololives raise their hand
>Me and Holobro just look at each other and back at them
>For some reason this abates the pig disgusting woman's anger
>Miko goes back to talking
>She opens the door and comes inside the house, confronting Miko and taunts her- at least that's what it felt like it was supposed to be in-dream
>"Hey, what do you think a girl gets when she's lost on the hill and can't be found?"
<"Nani?"
>"A hill(heru=hair)cut" as if threatening to cut off Miko's hair
>Everyone else is ignoring her while Miko just seems confused, I'm resisting the urge to laugh
>The bitch turns her attention to me, suddenly she's angry again
>"What does boyfriend-kun have to say about it huh?!"
>Confused, everyone looks at me and I look back
>Connect the dots and look at Miko who's blushing
>Just when I'm supposed to have my standard anime spaghetti spill about how I'm not anyone's boyfriend or anything-
>Wake up in a puddle of sweat, whimpering "No..."

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>tfw aqua is better than you at apex
How does she do it bros