/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45454861
Hon, hon, hon!

>>44830508
Tongues belong in the mouths of boys.

>>44368800
Feels good, man.

>>44146017
Toad you so.

>>43515894

>>43362763
Thomas Pynchon used to work for Boeing

>>43197707
Go ahead, unlike you I can very easily ignore things I don't like since I have a fully developed brain.

Maybe I should write something about a man fucking a frog and discovering just how deep a puddle can be

>A frogman is someone who is trained in scuba diving or swimming underwater in a tactical capacity that includes military, and in some European countries, police work
Fear the mucus toad commandos.

>>40761771
Time to show the noobs how it's done.

>>40538026
How about toads?

>>40294872
>>40290314
>>40289934

>A succubus' mouth is for taking in and sucking a penis. Compared to humans, they have longer tongues, and just like their vagina, it has a mucus membrane that will provide pleasure by pulsing in synch with the penis taken inside. Sweet saliva is also secreted that functions as an aphrodisiac for humans.
Even vanilla succubi have longer tongues than a human, it's official, tonguelets can't compete.

>>38602445
Oh, there's definitely Frog-urt.

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Gonna spam 4monster with pics of mucus toads.

>>35725789
Toad toadie

>>33652982
Add one to "cultural practices of the desert kingdoms" - River Offering Day, where all the men of the kingdom are required to deposit a specific volume of sperm into the river. Of course, the women of the kingdom are expected to assist: the best dancers and contortionists are put naked on the royal barge in the center of the river, to give the men "encouragement", while wives are expected to, ahem, lend a hand to their husbands. By the grace of the Pharaoh, unmarried men will be assigned a sphinx or khepri from the royal staff to be their "wife for the day" for the purposes of the ceremony.

TOADE

>”Jeez anon dontcha know imma princess?”
>”Alls ya gotta do is kiss me right on da lips and I’ll turn back to my cutie patootie princess form”
>”Maybe ya should kiss me again, I heard dese curses are harder to remove dan a vamp mosquito gettin’ ‘er first taste of blood”
>”Ya know maybe ya gotta get lil’ ol’ me pregnant dat’d show dis dumb curse we’re really lovey dovey and I’ll be cured for sure”

>>25821522

>>23202131
Indeed it is.

>>22536830
She's a rapist who lives in a ditch, I'll be screaming and cursing but the only thing I'll be spilling is seed

>>21904804
Coors