/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>tfw you spent $300 rolling gachas and got crap

>tfw she realized she spent way too much on gacha games

How would you console her?

>>17952224
No bully

>>17924969
>I need $2000 NOW!

>ANON! My friends say I'm flat!

>tfw Wendigoes took all the meat she's planning to sell away

What happened to her? Did she get mugged by some bully monster girl?

>>17884697
Make me.

>>17720554
>implying you weren't a guarantor for his obligations
His principal obligation was to marry this fine specimen of Nuki. Will you not honour your obligations, best man-kun?

>>16981016
Careful, she can be clingy.

>>16767882
>>16767891
>>16767896
>>16767901
>You'll never lance the female lizard Wyvern from the sky with your cock thus subduing them with your manly vigor

Angels were a mistake, mankind should have been born from their image so that we could conquer the skies.

>>16744502
>Be Anon.
>Another day, another dollar.
>Right now, a small reptilian part of your brain is calling you a cuck.
>Man, whatever reptilian brain, your bitch ass ain't paying for daddies gaming rig, so shut the fuck up and go back to shitposting on monchan.
>The one thing you've found solace in this awful place is monchan, the monstergirl knock-off of 4chan.
>Which that is a knock off of 2chan.
>Let's move from that train of thought.
>Because you could have sworn someone was talking shit about your husbando on the internet.
>Back to work.
>Don't judge, men are treated like retarded manchildren here, might as well use and abused that full well.

>Be Mazal goldfield, desert danuki con-woman and thief.
>Your family line comes from the desert, okay?
>You don't need oven jokes right now because your ass feels like it's on fire since you've managed to jack the dragons honorary demon-lord medallion, along with a bunch of coins.
>Holy shit, this was so fucking easy.
>Walk in the building, talk to the security guard hellhound as if you're a high end client I.E. bossy and rude.
>Then take the floor to her office and walk in her office.
>Her secretary was too busy on the computer.
>Probably things boys like to do on the computer, look up on monsterbook and look up cute cat videos.
>You were now making off for the elevator and the exit.

>Now back to Anon, the king of shitposters, because you've managed to rile up half the board with screams about how slutty 3dpd men are.
>Feelsgoodfam.jpg
>As you look away from the screen, you notice a huge ass metal coin fall out of a danuki dress jacket.
>Wait, are those the raccoon women?
>You should probably return that huge ass coin.
>I just hope that the raccoon women here don't dig through garbage or have rabies like real life raccoons.
>What? You're still trying to learn about this place, so sue you.
>Picking up the large ass coin, you start making a brisk walk towards the raccoon woman.
>You know remember what their species name is.
>Danuki, the destroyers of men's wallets planetwide.
>Once they got their sight on a man, they use their influence, smooth talking and financial smarts to ruin the poor bastard into bankruptcy, then scoop him up right at the brink.
>Your entire body shivers at the idea.
>It's a good idea to hand this coin back before you're out of a job because she got fucking mad at this place and decided to sue it or something.
>You start barreling down the office screaming
"Miss, you dropped your coin!"

>Be Alyssa, demon.
>Lawyer supreme.
>Since you know, demons and contracts and stuff.
>Be working at your cubicle, filling out law files and the such, when you decide to hit the water cooler for a drink.
>When you see Anon walking down the hall holding what looks like the boss's medallion.
>Oh fuck, it's true then.
>The boss and Anon ARE porking each other.
>You decide to roll your wheelie chair to the next cubicle.
>Were there was your co-worker, Nubia.
>She was a Sphinx.
"Psst."
>She turns around to face you.
"I saw Anon wave the boss's medallion around."
>She puts her paws on her mouth.
>"You think their doing the kracking kakuen?"
"You better believe it girl."
>You said with a smirk.
>"Damn, I was planning to ambush him in the closet sometime, I thought he wasn't interested."
"Same here actually."

>Back to being a raccoon, meaning Mazal.
>After a brief elevator ride, you were on the ground floor, a few feet away from freedom.
>That medallion is going to make you filthy fucking rich.
>No more trashcan dinners tonight, it's cavier and cars here on out.
>As you swiftly approach the revolving doors.
>[muffled miss sounds in the distance]
>At first you wrote it off has background noise.
>But then you heard a louder 'MISS' behind you.
>You turn around and find the 7/10 secretary barreling at you with the speed of a million cheetah catgirls.
>You only had enough time to process you done fucked up has he winds up tackling you.
>It's fucking gamestop all over again.
>Except replace the spaghetti with gold coins.
>Fuck your life.

>Be the unraped Anon.
>You really didn't have time to stop.
>And you fucked up you think.
>Because you couldn't brake hard enough, you wound up football tackling the shit out of her.
>And now she's dazed and all her gold coins are all over the floor.
"Umm, you dropped your thingy."
>As you waved the medallion around.
>The hellhound guard approaches you and says.
>"You do know that's the boss's medallion she got from the demon lord herself after her participation in the order wars?"
>Looking back at the Danuki you were just sitting on.
>Specifically, you were facesitting on her.
"This fell out of her pocket."
>Hellhound looks at you again.
>"Well, you looked like you've earned the boss lady's thanks today due to your keen eye!"
>Oh goody, I hope this means a pay raise.

>Back to the Mazal.
>Dear demonlord sama!
>He's facesitting on you!
>You can completely feel and smell his junk.
>Absolute heaven.
>10/10.

>(Distressed Raccoon Noises)

>>16332647
It's a couple vocal niggahs that hate anything that isn't normal platonic heterosexual relationships between cosplay Monster Girl and 100% human male whom takes the lead in bed.

Like that time we had a straw poll about whether Final Fantasy Naga / Lamia were furry or not because they didn't have normal human hair and it ended up something like 77% to 23% despite 20 posts of back and forth garbage saying they were furry.

Hyper vocal minority that will samepost shit post anything they disagree with.

Hundreds of boys are waiting for your call