/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46679688
>>46679722
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>46541579
OH NO NO NO NO!

>>46541449
>blacked
>must be pretty based
OH NO NO NO NO NO ANTI-SATOKEI TRANNIES
OUR RAT QUEEN WILL NOT LIKE HOW MUCH OUR WOUND HAS DILATED AFTER THIS

>>46199648
“Ah, a new player has entered the game! Kyehaha! It looks like you are going to be the new victim to our fun project. So let's get started.” Yukari laughed, looking at #78 with a playful smirk on her face. “Your first task is to pick a character from our universes. You can choose any character from My series or Beatrice’s 7th expansion.”

That's a weird way to put it. Why not just say “Beatrice’s series”?

Beatrice laughs. "I have been waiting a unruly time for a new player, as well. Kihahahaha! I can't let this new opportunity get away. Let's go through our rules quickly. You are not permitted to create somebody made up & Your character must be someone other than your real identity! That is the most important rule! Otherwise, you can choose your character freely. Think about your choice carefully!”

…This isn’t a larp. And after a little pinch, it appears he’s not dreaming either.

This question made Anon #78 reminisce a bit. Is this somehow related to that one thread from last night asking the same question? Swore he saw one Anon bring up that Maria Ushiromiya munchkin there, which would explain whoever the hell he saw earlier with the fowl mouth. He remembered answering the heavily underrated Urumi Ushizaki but, thankfully, he's still normal. So what gives?

"So have you made your choice?" Yukari ponders, taping the end of a feather that sat atop her hat as she waited for his response. "You could become a famous Youkai like me, or an angel like the Intellectual Rapist."

Anon #78’s breath started to hasten. “Oh no need! I uh... I don't have a favorite, I’m not even supposed to be here! Heh, so I'll just get out of your hair and-”

"No, you won't. You're gonna be playing MY game, and so you will be following MY rules." Yukari smirked. "So, you don't have a favorite? That's fine too! Let me pick a character for you. Heck, maybe it's more fun that way."

Everyone else in the room watches as Yukari pulled a rafflebox out of thin air, she dug for a while before pulling something out. A card saying... URUMI?!? “Oh no no no no… How the fuck does she know? This has gotta be a cracked-out dream.” #78 thought, but then why isn’t he waking the fuck up?!?

Beatrice bursts into laughter, and it felt like it echoed through the entire complex. “Ah, so you are someone of culture, I see. I’m not quite familiar with this one, but I can already tell you have chosen a magnificent character. A cow-spider hybrid who fishes and is also adorable in more ways than one. Wonderful choice, wouldn’t you agree?”

“I.. I uh... I don't know who that... hehe…”

In actuality, Anon knew that character from anywhere. It was the one that he posted was his favorite in that damned thread! But how!?! It's clearly not a coincidence at this point, those two can't actually be the real Yukari and Beatrice right? T-They aren't real! He's not gonna get transformed into her right? But she just gapped in shit! That mumbo jumbo that middle aged man said earlier about it “stinging” is starting to become increasingly worrying.

The two bitches grin slyly, pleased with anon’s reaction.

"Oh, you do seem to know who that character is. Urumi is indeed one of the lesser-known characters in our world, but she’s been lucky enough to get chosen for you in this project. This is quite an unexpected outcome." said Yakumo.

“N-Nope! N-Never seen her…”

Yukari laughed again. Seeming to enjoy toying with #78. She leans closer as she speaks.
"We read your post, you know. I can tell that not only have you seen her before. I can also tell that she is your favorite character!"

...uh oh, spaghetti-oooooooooooooooooooooooo…

>>45814096
OH NO NO NO NO

>>44241568
>>44241563
OH NO NO NO NO
https://twitter.com/goodbyerefrain/status/959676672717893632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clSQrmJ1PsM

>Austrian
Oh no no no no no

>>44040028
>>90 - 8/9 translated or licensed (88.9%)
oh no no no no JOP sisters we only have 1 life-changing kamige left

>aqua and calli
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>Holofes is no longer #1 trending
oh no no no no holokeks

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

>>42944785
OH NO NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

IMAGINE BEING A JPFAG RIGHT NOW
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
KEK WHAT AN IRRELEVANT BITCH
ENGODS RUN THIS PLACE

>>42808646
>>42808652
>>42808703
https://streamable.com/k7o5na
https://streamable.com/k7o5na
https://streamable.com/k7o5na
OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>41909243
No results found for "big black".
Did you mean le BWC girl?
>asian man edit
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>41669365
>edits
OH NO NO NO NO NO samefagBROS
DOES THIS MEAN THIS IS ALL A COPE TO BLEACHED BWC INQUISITOR ORIGINALS?!

>Marine is thriving
oh no no NO NO holosisters

>>41272332
>>41272341
>>41272358
OH NO NO NO NO ML3N SISSY PISSING HIS PANTS!!!

>already banned for racism
OH NO NO NO NO

OH NO NO NO NO LAPKEKS EXPLAIN THIS
https://youtu.be/wqr8Z_6Bb-M

oh no no no no n

Oh no no no no no Holokeks I don't feel so good