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Friends getting worried about my crush on seiyuu
what do? Not going to stop crushing btw

>>46793885
"Master Patchouli, I've finished re-inventory. Only two books have gone missing." I told him as stoically as I could manage.
"Ah, that's good. Thanks for your hard work." He said robotically, avoiding eye contact.
It had been awkward between us since the recent incident, the story of Patchouli saving me from molestation by the Young Master and Mistress and then coddling me to sleep on the couch had spread like wildfire through the mansion and there seemed to be no end to the teasing we received. Well, maybe the Master got a little less, seeing as he always had a book besides him to bludgeon offenders, I on the other hand, was a dainty girl below five feet.
"Will you be needing anything else?" I asked.
"Actually yes, I have something for you." Patchouli said, putting his hand on a box and beckoning me with his other.
A gift? My heart leapt a little at the thought. 'No' I thought, 'Don't get your hopes up, it's undignified.' So I shook away the excitement, mustering all the training Sakuya had given me.
"I need you to run an errand to that antique shop tomorrow, Kourindou, I believe the hoarder who owns it might have some of the missing reagents I require. I'll be sending Sakuya with you as well." He tasked.
"Hmmm, not to object Master, but why send the both of us?" I asked, a little confused.
"Sakuya's presence is for your own safety. The black-white witch has an ill-reputation that might put you in danger on your lonesome." He waved. 'You could just accompany me yourself if you were worried about me' I wanted to say, but held my tongue. "As for why I wouldn't just send her, she's too air-headed for commerce. One time she went out for teacups and came back with damaged goods claiming they were works of art." He sighed, leaning his head on his knuckles.
"Escorts aside, it's better if people don't mistake you for Marisa at all so I've prepared this." He said opening the box.
Inside was a large brooch with a purple gem at the center with a matching ascot and ribbon. Jewelry, he was actually giving me Jewelry. "It's beautiful." I said impulsively.
"Yes well, you'll be acting in my stead so it's only fitting..." Patchouli waved. "Now come closer I'll need to put it on you."
"Ah, I can handle that much myself." I said, a little flustered at the idea.
"That's impossible, there's a spell on these that secures their ownership so don't be difficult." He chastised.
Somehow I doubted that, but if it's what Patchouli wants...
Gingerly I approached him with my hands firmly clasped in front of me. He made to pick up the brooch, but frowned, and reached out to my neck instead. Slowly he made to untie the ascot I already had on, but had forgotten to take off myself. Already stuck in this position, I relented to his effort, and tried to stand up a little straighter to make it easier on him, which was a grand mistake as, in his bumbling, his hands would occasionally brush against my bosom. The uncertain nature of the touch made it all the more shocking, and each time it happened I'd feel a tingle in my chest and would clutch my hands a little tighter. Patchouli himself seemed to be struggling just as much as I, focusing intensely on my neck, neither able to look up and possibly meet my eyes, nor down at my chest. It couldn't be... my nipples weren't poking through my bra and dress where they? No, no, calm down, I'm just paranoid because he's looking at me so intently and his hands are so close to my neck.
The experience thankfully came to a lull as he finally managed to undo the thing and pull the garment off my person with a satisfying grace, folding it over, Patchouli then picked up the purple ascot and, navigating it around my collar, causing me to squirm ever so slightly when his finger tips touched the naked flesh of my neck, completed the operation by slipping the purple cloth throw the metal ring of the brooch and tying it off.
We both let out a sub-vocal sigh of relief until Patchouli said "Now for the ribbon, turn around." he asked and I complied.
Unlike when I was facing him before, from behind his hand were more sure as he lifted my hair and deftly undid the black ribbon that held it up. His old clumsiness returned as he made to tie the purple ribbon in it's place, or at least I thought it did, it seemed like he kept lifting my hair, letting it pass through his hands and fall onto my back. "Even while I'm sitting, this height makes it difficult." He murmured.
And just like that, an insidious, awfully lewd idea took hold in my head. The kind of thing Koakuma would think up and do on impulse. Master was asking me to run an errand without accompanying me though right? It was okay to do this much wasn't it?
Giving in to the desire, I pulled my dress under my knees and hopped backwards onto Patchouli's lap.
"Excuse me!" He said, startled.
"Now it'll be easier to tie my hair up right?" I told him.

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>>46824101
is singularity anon not worried by these weak ass iterative "improvements"?

>>46821569
You are mad because you know the series works this way and you wish it didn't. You get so mad about this you start projecting and bring up hellhounds and futa, sometimes both out of nowhere, people should be more worried about you than me. Too bad for you MGE will let me maledom as much as I want hon hon hon hon hon :^)

>>46819684
>>46819689
https://twitter.com/danchou_sub/status/1789912834450522330
She wants to but she's worried about her throat. And her roommate's birthday is the 15th so she will probably rest for that.

>>46819310
If Neru or Haku became an UTAU, I would have no issues with them, in fact, I want them to. Because then they would be unique and not just "Miku with high/low pitch". It's the fact they're pitchloids AND stealing the spotlight of other characters with an actual VB that I have issues with. If everyone started messing around with pitchloids only the market wouldn't grow. I'm glad it didn't turn out that way but for a time I was worried.

>>46814839
You are asking for examples now retard, stop lying. If you want to start beef with EOPs and ruin the thread, just admit it. Since I started studying Japanese, I have never worried about translations or the results of translations... because I consume absolutely nothing translated. GTFO

>>46814517
Looks like she was wearing sandals and they were probably worried they'd go flying when they get flung around.

>>46814068
He likes to eat testicles and shrimpshit, I don't think he's worried about having sex

>>46813570
im more worried about getting tapeworms from sushi

>>46813536
Yup this is what I was worried about.

-Chapter 4: Youkai Mountain-
Cirno spun around in the air, dodging the crimson red slash of the Oni who intervened in the god squad’s, responding with a blast of an icy laser that the sword-wielding Oni carried.
The two of them flew through the destroyed sky of Youkai Mountain as the horizon was slowly put back together.

The angry Red horn Oni bated at the air again, Cirno barely moving out of the way in time. “Stop moving you pest!”

“Wow, you really are a crabby one aren’t you?” If she could’ve, Cirno would have held in her smile, but either way, she was happy that Suwako’s training was paying off in spades.
“Crabby! I have every right to my anger, bring me Reimu Hakurei, I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE, GIVE ME REIMU HAKUREI!” Cirno rolled her eyes. Like she was going to give up the location of one of her friends to some random crazy lady who came out of nowhere to assault her, as if.

“That's nice and all Miss, but I don't even know who you are.” Although while the Oni was doubtless threatening, Cirno mostly just felt awkward, since she wasn't used to being on the receiving end of these types of monologues it was both a new experience and something which gave her perspective on.

“Cirno! Big bird at twelve o’clock!” Suwako yelled over the commotion, Cirno was half surprised she returned so soon. Although that was good news since she’d been sent to interfere with Megumu while Aya was escaping.

Again, Cirno split into four, just in time for three of them to dodge the talons of the Tenma. They only had time to register the passing of his shadow after he was already nearly ten meters out, the Cirno he had picked up promptly exploding in a [Perfect Freeze]. Tengu were fast most people couldn’t really visualize how fast, although Cirno had enough experience fighting and being beaten by just about everyone to know how fast the Tenma was moving, fast enough it looked like he could move in the strange angles Reimu or Yukari could.

The three remaining Cirnos suppressed a collective shiver as they moved in unison, letting her attention drift from the massive bird as Sanae and Shou once again caught up to him in a flash of movement.

“PAY ATTENTION TO ME!” Kongara yelled, taking advantage of Cirno’s distraction to launch a beam from her horn, killing one of the Cirno’s in a fiery explosion and causing the other two to turn back to her.

“Sorry, sorry.” Cirno really did forget how fragile she was when compared to everyone else in the fight, luckily even with the Oni’s appearance, they would be finishing this whole thing off rather quickly.

“Yeah, we don’t know what Reimu did, but it couldn’t have been that bad.” Cirno didn’t really understand Kongara’s motivation, failure just meant you’d have to do better later, yeah swearing vengeance is cool and all but some people just took that sort of thing way too seriously for her tastes.

“Fools! Any offense to me is a crime, no matter how small, for I am KONGARA! The-”
The remaining two Cirno’s decided to tune her out, and hope that no one else got caught up in the fighting. Even if she couldn’t play the most important role like Reimu was, she was happy keeping people tied up.

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“Hmmm…” Koishi hummed audibly as she starred out of one of the many great stained glass windows of the Palace of Earth Spirits, outside the protests had died down. Now it looked more like a procession of some kind, and maybe a bit of a Buddhist one. Although they didn’t feel anything like Byakuren and didn’t remind her of the temple.

Part of her wished she had taken Aunn with her, the ability to detect and identify religions and religious things would’ve been useful, but Koishi barely knew the dog.
“You’re worried.” Kokoro was standing next to her.

Koishi gulped as she surveyed the surface of the mobs' mind. “Yes.” Sometimes, words were better at communication than thoughts for Koishi, thought, was an unfiltered stream, and only those with pure desires or had a nature contrary to lying.

She could be misreading the situation, intellectually she knew from her research into them, she knew that a vast majority of people, even Oni, did not act out immediately in response to

>>46799410
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Vxl_zboKN3yCVxmD02G0iIgux5DT2xB4SqZDzjnitus
Seeing that gay flag color pattern on the progress page makes me worried that it will be another political localization. I hope not.

I call your oshi a whore because I'm worried about my oshi being a whore and I'm doing it to feel better about myself

AkuPeko bros I'm getting worried this might be too much...

>>46795811
I looked through hundreds of dolls and she's the one I really want. I'm just worried that it won't be that great of an experience for the price. When I look at the pictures of her it feels different and I feel like actually having a lifeless doll here will be underwhelming.

damn i hope i get an answer to this:

>2024-02-24: The contents of this site are currently a bit outdated

what do you mean by this. i don't get which part i should be worried about when reading the guide

>>46788422
Well there she goes again, off to fight some troublesome Youkai no doubt. Shame, kind of ruined the mood. Well no use in getting upset over what's already over, might as well stretch get started on chores.

"Hi!" A voice said to me.

And all the sudden, I was aware of the pair of green eyes that stared up at me, belonging to the girl who was sat snugly in my lap, Koishi. How did she get there without my noticing?

"Baba Yaga!" She said, spreading her arms out to both sides. Oh balderdash, did this little loon actually recognize me? She seemed unnaturally perceptive or was it just a coincidence?

"What's uhm, 'Baba Yaga' miss?" I asked

"Dunno! It just sounds fun to say. Yaga Baga, Baba Yaga, that sort of thing ya know?" She said.

"I see, and you seem to know English?" I asked.

「English? What's that?」 She said in Japanese.

I snorted. She was either screwing with me or just completely absent minded, she seemed, harmless I guess? Considering that I'd really only encountered 'friendly Youkai' two out of two times, it stood to reason that some of them could be kind in some circumstances, but Reimu insisted that they were dangerous and she WAS the expert. Not that it helped me a whole lot in this situation, since what was I going to do? Throw the girl off and run for my life? Best to just keep her talking and wait for Reimu to get back to make sure, she did tell me not to move after all!

"So Koishi what brings you here?" I asked.

"I heard a rumor that Reimu had a lover and wondered if they were really smart or stupid. Are you smart mister?" She replied.

"No, quite frankly I'm a dullard. You?"

"Oh wow, I've never met a self-admitted idiot. How unique! I don't know how smart I am, but everyone says I surprise them so I must be unique to!" Koishi replied.

Okay, so I might be jumping to conclusions, but it seems like this girl was running on some sort of auto pilot, like she's doing everything on impulse. That sounds very 'Youkai-like' I guess? Hmm, I can relate a little though, doing things just to do them is nice in it's own way.

"Hey, hey, mister, when was the wedding for you and Reimu? I never heard about it." Koishi asked.

"Well, were not even technically a couple yet so there's been no marriage."

"But you live under the same household, wear her colors, let her sleep on your shoulder, and she's always looking at you longingly, and..." Just how long has this girl been watching us? "..., and you almost gave her a kiss on the head, so is this what you call an illicit relationship?"

"Well, Koishi, relationships need time and trust to grow or they can't weather difficult periods you know? I live here since Reimu was worried about me and I do the best I can to support her, but I just want to give her time to understand those feelings before we sleep in the same bed. You understand?" I explained.

"So, what your saying is that right now your relationship with Reimu is weak and ripe for the picking?" She said, a finger on her lip.

"I'm, not sure I understand what you mean by that."

"Your saying that so long as you two don't sleep in the same bed then nothing's decided yes? Then that means someone else can still take either of you? I want to understand those feelings too."

I didn't like where this is going.

"That doesn't mean either of us is available it's just-" my thoughts are stopped as I feel a piece of cold steel against my throat. Koishi is holding a kitchen knife to my jugular.

"I get it. This is a challenge isn't it? Reimu wants to prove she's the strongest at both Danmaku and love by provoking rivals! It's a competition just like with the Masquerade and Occult incident? Sounds fun!" She exclaimed.

Ah, so this placid smile paired with un-intelligible intent, this is a Youkai? "I don't think I'm really such a prize, your time would just be wasted on me." I try to dissuade her.

"Eh? But I like self-admitted dullards who sneak up on Youkai meetings and seduce murderous shrine maidens. Isn't that right, Ba-Ba-Ya-Ga." She says, punctuating each syllable with a poke of her knife. I'll see you soon!"

A few minutes later Reimu landed

「Ah, good your still here. Come on, we've got to get the Shrine ready for visitors, have to figure out how you'll be able to communicate with them- are you bleeding?」 She asked, rushing over. 「Here, on your neck, there's a few pricks, what happened?」

「I... I don't know.」 I said, covering the wound. I felt like I should, like it was on the tip of my tongue, but it seems like I just started bleeding. 「Maybe it's a bug bite?」 I guessed.

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She's still undecided to play Kakarot or Yakuza 0, though she's worried about Okayu playing it right now, her dumb game overlap autism
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>>46788279
I'm worried that my pregnant bicorn wife won't be able to birth unicorns. I hoped that at least one of my daughters would give monogamy a chance like her mother did.

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>>46787174
I was worried Real was gonna lose but now im really happy!!!

>>46786419
Mamano don't get worried about their children watching them have sex. Quite the opposite, if a mamano daughter has never watched her parents have sex, then she's suffered a neglectful childhood at best.

>>46786419
Mamano don't get worried about their children watching them have sex. Quite the opposite, if a mamano daughter has never watched her parents have sex, then she's suffered a neglectful childhood at best.