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>>46767507
I like fat Ange more

Ange is ugly, fat and gross.
Still would.

>>46597961
which part of ange's body would you partition? since you claim she's FAT you can only claim 4GB which means 4KG in real world.

Why is Ange so FAT?

>>46446601
Ange is so fat it would break the floor

>>46232961
Ange:

FAT

>>46218377
I get it. I see. So Ange was so fat she filled up the plot hole. I see now.

>>46215528
I get it. I see now. Ange was too fat to be included. The message bottles would have sank. I see now.

>>46177982
But, anon, Ange is canonically fat!

>>46163459
Ange is such a disgusting ugly little whore, she deserves the rika treatment of being shoved into a shit tank. I bet that fat piggy would feel right at home surrounded by all that shit and pig feed.

>>46154124
At least the frog is honest,
Ange is kind of fat guys,

>>46154084
No. We know she was one of the maids and both Ange and Maria repurposed her.
I suspect you are fat and while I cannot prove it I will say it with certainty,
Ange fans are fat.

>>46154051
This is a maid in the closest thing Umineko has to a true reality.
But in the minds of schizophrenic fat Ange and schizophrenic retarded Maria it’s a magic stake dressed up like this.

Ange fat massive fat
Fat
FAT

Good morning sirs. Ange is still a fat slut.

Those who call Ange fat do not realize how simple-minded and wrong they truly are. Take a good long look at Ange's original sprite. Most will think she looks slim. Some may think she looks fat. But I implore you to observe her beautifully well-rounded curves, her squishy thighs which tease you are they poke out from under her miniskit before disappearing again under her thigh highs, and her well-defined soft face. Pressing your lips against her cheeks for a kiss would likely feel like pressing your face into a warm pillow. By looking closely, it's easy to tell that all her features have just the right amount of fat distributed among them, making her into the perfect culmination of the ushiromiya's bloodline's women. She is in fact, beautiflly plump; She has a charmingly soft and rounded figure. Nature has designed women to stock more fat for her own survival, for making it easier to bear children, and to attract others. By being confident enough to just be slightly more plump than her peers, Ange has the most pure and natural form a woman can hold. Even though she is closer to being slim, merely calling Ange skinny or fat is doing her an immense disservice and may as well be a crime against god and his creations. The alchemist sprite, while still retaining many elements of her alluring figure, fails at carrying over the warmth and comfort she holds in this original sprite, and so does the manga.

All of this is wrapped up in her alluring clothes, which suit her body so well it gives the impression that she is completely aware of just how especially perfect she is. Her miniskirt teases you by just barely covering her delicate features beneath. Her blazer wraps tightly around her sizeable bust, topped off by her bow, like she's a present waiting to be unwrapped as she allures you with her soft expression and delicate posing. You get the sense that under all this wrapping hides a pure figure, comparable to that of a goddess. The odds of finding such a naturally healthy and attractive body are slim to none but Ange is quite literally perfect. If the first thing you feel when you see Ange is anything but an innate desire to breed her, to let yourself be enveloped in her comfortable warmth, to let your hands sink into her curves which again, have just the right amount of squishy fat distributed between them, to allow yourself to truly embrace her perfect body, then you probably don't like women.

>>46132763
ange is such a gross fat little piggy!

>>46095337
imagine how funny ange will look doing acrobatics in her ridiculously tight outfit during PE class.
>fat girl trying to be acrobatically/slapsticky funny
how humiliating.

>>45998051
Saying the questions arcs don't matter is really bizarre to me. The point is to introduce and develop it's characters and mysteries, and to tease an answer which is forever doomed to remain a mystery. It's about Battler coming to learn the truth before Ange and evidently the reader does. I agree that some fat could've been trimmed but to say they are unecessary is something I can't agree with

>>45929692
>Ange is so built
She's just fat lmao

I hate ange which means I want to stick my cock in-between her fat tits

>>45869251
ange's character is a fat emo girl with parental issues

she's literally a dime a dozen in any alt-girl circle, they're all like her

Ange only loves fat smega covered musky cocks, more than anything

I'm going to commission the most foul humiliating porn piece of ange because of you ange poster. What should it be about? Spiders tearing out chunks of her fatty flesh while they crawl into her vaginal cavity and lay their eggs in her womb? Ange getting kidnapped and having her arms and legs removed to become a fuck nugget for fat old men? So many options and all of them will be humiliating...