/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46018951
Quieten down Mamizou, no one is going after your flabby beef curtains because they want to.

>>45584727
That venuslovedoll looks like it has internally detached breasts that are the cause of the sag, also XXL beef curtains are displeasing to the eye.

Reallovesexdolls looks cheap, but somewhat decent quality.

>>45546906
>>45546931
I just want to see her read/react to the beef curtains pasta and the """vanilla""" pasta

>>45497071
kek nice one sir
lots of /jav/isms have entered my mental dialogue vocabulary too, including bunghole consumption
other examples:
>beef curtains
>inherently/contextually
>faux/quasi/pseudo/semi

>>45358845
she said on the site formerly known as twitter that it was her biggest and that the guy "destroyed" her. i have issues with this
1. it was difficult to see how big the dude actually was because he mostly only filmed the tip even during the blowjob and seldom the entire thing but from what i could see, he seemed average
2. the sex itself wasn't actually that "porny" at all so instead of getting brutally railed like she seemed to imply was the case, it was more like the type of satisfying deliberate sex that prioritises the woman's pleasure with angles that stimulate the fornices rather than simply ramming the cervix. nothing wrong with that but she marketed it wrongly and it doesn't help that they did the whole gangsta sex dungeon chain props everywhere and random cinder blocks in the bright white featureless room like it was going to be a merciless beatdown clinic delivered directly to her uncensored wrinkly oozing greasy desiccated week-old philly cheesesteak smelly stinky sour putrid rancid putrefying pork chops manko oily beef curtains vagina and nest of dusty cobweb-esque pubic hair. but that didn't happen.
a really confused, muddled, and contrived direction, aesthetic, and concept overall.

i hope this answers your question

>>45358879
something something lifestyle...

>>45358978
she made a hardcore video with some pretentious social media posers starring a mexican dude
see >>45354029 for the goods

>>45319632
>>45319644
I know we always meme about June's beef curtains but the full copypasta honestly applies to the duck way more kek

>>45045425
Shu's beef curtains should be longer.

>>44802080
no she got soft-blacklisted/quasi-shunned/pseudo-ostracised/faux-excluded/semi-excommunicated from the Japanese Adult Video industry after brazenly showing her uncensored wrinkly oozing greasy desiccated week-old philly cheesesteak smelly stinky sour putrid rancid putrefying pork chops manko oily beef curtains vagina and nest of dusty cobweb-esque pubic hair on the internet content subscription service platform OnlyFans.

something something pork chops something beef curtains smelly something blah blah

something something dusty something cobwebs pork chops beef curtains

>>43964478
*ahem*
I think it's my civic responsibility to remind the denizens of /jav/ that hidden underneath those admittedly meaty buttocks lie an uncensored wrinkly oozing greasy desiccated week-old philly cheesesteak smelly stinky sour putrid rancid putrefying pork chops manko oily beef curtains vagina and nest of dusty cobweb-esque pubic hair

>>43845469
she got fkn blacklisted by the mainstream jav industry for posting her disgusting uncensored wrinkly oozing greasy desiccated week-old philly cheesesteak smelly stinky sour putrid rancid putrefying pork chops manko beef curtains vagina and nest of dusty cobweb-esque pubic hair on onlyscams..........
she's taking whatever work she can get

>>43776785
uncensored wrinkly oozing greasy desiccated week-old philly cheesesteak smelly stinky sour putrid rancid putrefying pork chops manko beef curtains vagina and nest of dusty cobweb-esque pubic hair..........

>>43608098
Uohhhhhh, hag seggs!!!
Sniffing their intense womanly stench!!!!
Uohhhhhhhh, putting a retard baby in their dried out womb!!!
Drenching their loose beef curtains with my virile spunk!!!

>>43520744
kek i can see this
>"hurhur cock pussy cock pussy bro, big sex, grab em by the pussay amirite?? balls deep playa"
>"haha fkn enjoy beef curtains sirs"
">damn what the fuck wrong wit you bro"

>>43520788
holy shit i remember that, wonder if it was a mole or just some random lurker who saw it in the index and wanted to get cool internet points

>>43518853
>beef curtains
recently my normiefrens were talking about some dirty but unimaginative "boys will be boys" tier conversation (dont remember the specifics, probably just boring cock in pussy talk) and when i said this they looked at me like i belonged in prison
please remember most human beings outside our village CANNOT handle the vocabulary and power level of /jav/

>>43518662
LMAO that's Sora Shiina
famous tomboy lesbian maybe bi maybe real lesbian who knows
wait til sirs start posting about her infamous boy breath

>>43518687
have you ever wondered why "sir" is so commonly used here? It's all because of her
>>/jp/thread/S42901035#p42909209
Besides this crucial lore, aromaposters (I.e. posters obsessed with imagining often very vivid smells) also gave a breakdown of what they believed she smells like: >>/jp/thread/S42106924#p42109258
She also has an onlyfans where her uncensored vagina is visible which again prompted a really disgusting post describing it in graphic detail: >>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=Beef+curtains+
+ most points by sir here >>43518561

come to terms with all these disparate tales and you may have the beginnings of an understanding of her reputation here, her MYTHOS and LORE

>>43518709
we can show him the way but it is still his decision to make whether to turn away or dive deeper into the Lifestyle

>>43501372
I hear tomax is durable but I dunno about soft. Overall it sounds like the regular would be best if you have a dgs problem and want something durable. Out of curiosity which fleshlight did you use? Some are less stimulating than others and if, say, you tried to use the stamina training unit and still had issues then you may have a bigger dgs issue than you think. Could also be you had an overly stimulating fleshlight and you may prefer something more realistic.
>>43501491
I think that's kind of cringe too, along with molding them in their "likeness" which most of the time is blown out beef curtains that all look alike. On the flip side I also don't really like all the pictures of anime girls they slap on onaholes, especially since westerners seem to think every drawn picture of a woman is underaged. Not really a problem for me as an americlap but I feel for guys ordering from more restrictive countries.

> wrinkly oozing greasy desiccated week-old philly cheesesteak smelly stinky sour putrid rancid putrefying pork chops manko beef curtains vagina and nest of dusty cobweb-esque pubic hair
If would be so much better if this was true, but her pussy is neither cheesy nor does she have much of public hairs

*ahem*
I think it's my civic responsibility to remind the denizens of /jav/ that hidden underneath those admittedly meaty buttocks lie an uncensored wrinkly oozing greasy desiccated week-old philly cheesesteak smelly stinky sour putrid rancid putrefying pork chops manko beef curtains vagina and nest of dusty cobweb-esque pubic hair

>>43169976
Iroha is one of the most likely virgins in Hololive and Lappu has dripping beef curtains no questions asked

>>43081770
>sole exception is june lovejoy's uncensored wrinkly oozing greasy desiccated crusty week-old philly cheesesteak smelly stinky sour rancid putrefying pork chops vagina beef curtains and nest of dusty cobweb pubic hair. that shit is fkn groce
I got hard reading that. I blame this on the Aromaplanners

>>43081770
>sole exception is june lovejoy's uncensored wrinkly oozing greasy desiccated crusty week-old philly cheesesteak smelly stinky sour rancid putrefying pork chops vagina beef curtains and nest of dusty cobweb pubic hair.
bro why did you say it so detailed and descriptive, im gonna puke...

>>43081736
on the contrary i love unaesthetic dark flappy meaty primal lewd salacious manko brehs
at the very least i have never found it to be something that takes away from the experience, only adds

sole exception is june lovejoy's uncensored wrinkly oozing greasy desiccated crusty week-old philly cheesesteak smelly stinky sour rancid putrefying pork chops vagina beef curtains and nest of dusty cobweb pubic hair. that shit is fkn groce