/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Playing a game as Remilia where you avoid touching the ground. I'm jump from a bench, to a van's top, then take a giant leap onto a car that was over a stone wall that had a ornate gate nearby.
In the future, I'm invited to a meeting of royals. Me and a big servant guy are told to catch a little black shadow imp that was on the loose, but I gave up quickly and left it to the other guy. I'm talking with some royals for a bit but then it's time to leave. Walking through a subterranean carpark lane with others, I pass by an old lady walking Chen on a leash, I ask if I can have her and she lets me. We're all descending a spiral road for ages until we realise this is just a sick joke maze designed to trap unwitting guests. We start going back up but the layout is different, with collapsed bits that we have to jump over. At ground level there's an outside area surrounded by fences, me and Chen go out there. A guy comes to us saying we shouldn't bother trying to escape, saying there's automatic rifles. I see a bird take flight, when it passes over the fence it gets shot. Me and Chen brace ourselves, get a big run up and jump over, I'm shielding her as a bullet pierces the middle of my back and through my two hands wrapped around Chen's back into her, as we crash on the other side. I'm tough enough that the bullet didn't kill me, I ask Chen if she's alright and she says yeah. I pat her head, she says "don't do that! It'll make me want to do it all over again!" I say "a youkai that torments people trapped in that hellish maze? Sounds pretty fearsome." She smiles and runs back to the building, giggling.
There's a desert behind the building, I see a manta ray floating in the air with a brown leathery top and red fleshy bottom. I follow it to a trash centre where mantas where carrying trash into a disposal. An old guy shows up talking non-stop about how the UGC uses the mantas as an excuse to not investigate bodies discarded into the desert which end up disposed. He talks so vehemently he doesn't notice as a manta picks him up, carrying him off towards the disposal, until the last moment. I see Tron guy being carried by one of the mantas in a line-up, but think he could break out if he wanted to. A cybernetically augmented guy comes up besides me, points a finger gun at me, and shouts in his creepy shrill voice "I'M THE BOSS!" I'm intimidated so I repeatedly salute him saying "you're the boss!" He has me comes with him to his little fenced off area where two sides of augmented people were having a finger gun shoot out. I see Moss on one side and Roy on the other, joining in while pretending with their phones. I see Higurashi characters approaching on a nearby road, climb the fence and wave at them. The Boss shrills at me "don't try to escape!" so I come down. Mion comes over, interested in the shoot-out. She grabs Moss's phone and tries to shoot a finger gun at the other side but it does nothing, Moss covers up a smug laugh at her which pisses her off. She uses his phone to order endless expensive shit, police rapidly show up to apprehend her, while Moss's mom shows up furious with him. Mion, being dragged into the cop car, looks back laughing and saying "yes!" at Moss wailing and saying "no!" as he's dragged into his mom's car.
I escaped during the commotion, "nearby" I'm watching from the side a Touhou wacky races. Starting from the back, towards the middle is Yukari and Yuyuko, towards the front was Remilia and slightly ahead of her Flandre, the latter's vehicle looking like a golden maned white horse rearing up. I say "ah...Flan stallion." At the front it turned out it was all a static carousel train driven by some faggot ponies talking shit about ZUN's art. I fly back to the middle to avoid earshot but can still hear it. I fly to the caboose but can still hear it. I say "oh, I respect this insolence," then fly back to the top of locomotive where there's a big spiraling hole above the ponies. I materialise a gigantic carton of milk and pour it down, the ponies open their mouths wide and gulp it all down, then start coughing and hacking. I fly to their side and say "hey, was that milk spoiled?" Annoyed but busy coughing, they say "yes! It was spoiled!"
At a gathering where that big servant guy was, I wondered how he managed to escape the hell maze. He seemed to hate me for leaving the work to him, saying I should get a ladder piercing from the top of my forehead down to my groin. I say "cool, like a ladder into Hell?" he says, "yeah, and then Abyss. Now go imagine sucking a dick" I say "go back to sucking the UGC's dick, then go imagine sucking a dick."
At an art's and craft workshop with Chimata and others, but I forgot everything.

I hate bongs other than Nelson but I keep liking Roy more every event I'm forced to use her. Is this Stockholm syndrome? I'm tempted more and more to add her to my harem. I don't feel like this about Shitspit, just end up hating her more and more every time I have to use her, so it's unique to Roy.

>>32958541
Roy HATE!

>>32941463
ROY HATE

>>32919990
ROY HATE

>>32842047
ROY HATE

>>32836745
ROY HATE

>>32813629
ROY HATE

>>32787958
ROY HATE

>>32774815
ROY HATE

>>32768746
ROY HATE

>>32742658
ROY HATE ALL DAY EVERY DAY

>>32729316
They'll hate you for speaking out the truth, Roy.
ROY LOVE!

>>32729316
ROY HATE

>>32716984
ROY HATE

>>32692310
ROY HATE

>>32634989
ROY HATE

>>32589673
ROY LOVE
TONY HATE

>>32589673
BASED ROY
TONY HATE

>>32517094
Fuck it. I'm tired of all the hate Roy gets around here too.
ROY LOVE

>>32510735
I... HATE ROY!!

>>32504383
Roy being based, love and hate you man

>>32491058
OVEN HATE
FUCK YOU OVEN, YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN THAT KIARA-ABUSING WHORE ROY
>That was lightspeed editing, jesas anon you're good

>>32452240
ROY HATE