/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wurms are so easy to troll its unbelievable
>go up to Wurm playing with rocks a while ago
>ask her if she's ever seen a troll
>she shakes her head and says she wants to excitedly
>tell her she can, because I know a troll
>she gasps and asks who
>tell her that the troll lives on the coast
>she's waterside
>tell her that the troll uses ammonia to fertilize her plants, which can make things EXPLODE
>she shrieks in terror and recoils
>also, tell her that the the oil used to make her fertilizer only could exist because the dinosaurs all died when an ASTEROID IMPACTED THE PLANET
>she covers her face and says she loves dinosaurs even though she doesn't know what an "asteroid" is
>she starts crying tears of joy when I say an asteroid is a big rock (but she's still sad about the dinosaurs)
>she asks why "nonny" would tell her what happened to the dinosaurs
>tell her it wasn't because of the asteroid, it was actually because of the ICE AGE
>wurm starts crying and leaking snot because of her hay fever.
>walk away while she bowls (she's playing 10 pin bowling) and congratulate myself on another successful epic trolling

i hope nonny is feeling good~

>>46431352
>pubic hair
*licks lips*

i could be your replacement, nonny...
my only condition is that you don't shower before we meet

>>46419029
thats not how it works nonny
the point of discussion was sarah's skills not mine :)

>>46418921
nonny? your vocaroo?

you DO have a fluent jp-speaking tulpa, r-right nonny?

>>45263250
Some pretty baseless accusations there, aren't they?
I'm not the boogeyman you want me to be anonimers, just some faggot who thinks you should listen to what the doctor told you when he handed you your pills.
But hey, I can't tell you what to believe. Go and do what you think is right, 'nonny.

>"mind me using your table for a sec Nonny?"
>sits down before you can answer
>"thanks"
why are monsters allowed in the office again?

>>44732758
>>44732786
>>44732805

>Don't remember much of last night
>Other than your vision swam purple, you lost track of orgasms after 10, and she was in control the whole time
>Pelvis is sore. Can't move. Can't move anyway because she's still coiled around you
>For once, though, she's not hugging you into her chest
>She's rested her head on your own chest
>You pat her head and run your fingers through her hair, still messy from last night's intense lovemaking
>Purple tongue lolls out in a stupid way onto your chest as you do so (did you always have lipstick marks on your chest?)
>Laugh and hug her head
>"Ahw nonny mossss" she sleep hisses once more
>"Nah bay..."


And that's all I've got. Hope people enjoyed reading it.

>>44732478
>>44732486
>>44732457
>This is fine
>You can't see shit in the desert dark, but from the soft plush texture, mixed with the slickness of oil, you know it's her tits your hand is now between
>She isn't awake. This is fine. Just got to pull your hand out before anyone is the wiser
>Except she's holding you like a cabin boy holds a piece of driftwood at sea - not that you'd know about that experience
>Yep, your arm is going anywhere. Not when her own arms are locked around your back, and her tail is coiled in and around your legs.
>This is fine.
>God damn her tits are fat though. Her cleavage has eaten your hand up to the wrist. Perhaps if she moves and relaxes a bit, you might be able to save old lefty
>She mumbles something about mosssss in her sleep, tongue flicking cutely as she snore-hisses
>Success! She moves!
>Except your hand goes with her tits
>And you go with your hand
>And you go under the fat snake milf
>Your face is now smushed into the side of her boobs
>It smells incredibly sweet, and has an almost pheromonal effect on you. Most of all, the smell reminds you of her - if you needed any more reminding of the monster currently suffocating you under their tit fat
>Take a breath before struggling any further
>That's bad because you just took another hit of her perfume
>That's worse because your mouth is now full of boob
>And nobody is sleeping through that
>"Ah nonny mosssss?"
>You hear a stifled gasp,
>You feel her the rise and fall of her chest quicken
>Her coils tighten around you

>>44732204
>Spend half of your time getting fussed over in her coils
>The other half fussed over outside of them
>Has a lot of money, but not many other people come around outside of her attendants. No friends or relatives.
>Just how lonely was this strange snake lady?
>Can't pronounce your own name properly, always says 'Ahw nonny mosssssssss' and hisses at the end
>Apparently she's an 'Ah Poff Es' and her name is 'Nah Bay'
>Black eyes, which have small, delicate signs of age, glimmered like the night sky when you got her name almost right
>You'd almost swear she adopted you as a son, if not for her peculiar habits in the evening
>Like how she blushes and bites her lip whenever you go in and out of the baths, her mind evidently in conflict over something
>Or how purple liquid forms on her fangs whenever you take off your shirt (often, considering how hot it is)
>Whatever. She hasn't done anything yet.
>You don't know anyone else here, and even though you can't speak to each other in complete sentences, she's shown you more love, attention and care than anyone in the last decade
>If your presence keeps this older snake lady happy, then it's win win for both of you

>>44709793
That Luger still exists without any visible damage, though, Nonny.

if a monster calls me nonny i will leave to go find a more serious monster who appreciates a serious man like me and will take me seriously

>>44689734
>"you students wont care about your obligations Nonny~"
>"much less so if you start pitching a tent whilst telling them off~"
>before you can utter another protest, the lamia lunges her long tongue down your throat!
you arent going to lose to a tutorial boss, right Anon?

>>44689642
>"how cute~! you think this is about the limits of your virtue?"
>"maybe a little test is in order~."
>"mmmhh~ if i claim you right now... maybe then i wont have to worry about finding another replacement~"
>"come on Nonny~ do my scales feel good?~"

>>44631160
>clearly have some say on how they operate
Nonny-kun...

>>43982983
you forgot to take your meds nonny~

>>42542461
Okay 'Nonny. What did you do this time?

>>42151136
Merry Christmas, nonny.

>>39394381
>Mino little sister of Anon's bro claims him by rubbing her head against his chest before she's even in middle school
>Has to move out of town due to his dad getting a job in the city
>Comes back during summer break in college to find a seven foot tall Minotaur calling him "nonny" before snatching him up and giving him the biggest hug he's ever had

>>38097019
Read the thread, nonny

>>34916914
it's true though, you must be new. go play BMS nonny

>>34785583
elder brothers being small and cute whereas the younger brothers look like hunks is an untapped fetish, nonny

>>25439873
Forgot our meds, don't worry bout it nonny