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I'm on Team KHV

>There's still time for me to experience teenage love because teenage boys still exist
>t. KHV 300 year old neet monstergirl

>>46276503
this except i am always limp and only fap once or twice a week and rarely get morning wood anymore

34 khv NEET that lifts weight btw

>>46236766
Keine's story had the biggest impact on mine, but I keep all the others in mind whenever I decide to write another character for a bit.

>>46237097
>Suwako
A consequence of the Moriyans starting the story 'locked into place'. They started the story with some awareness about what was goign on and forbid anyone from going to the HSE, which did limit what could be done with them at the beginning. They could have been used more, but oh well.

>Remilia and Sakuya
Not the people to have gotten interested in a whorehosue in the first place. Not helped by the SDM curse where Patchy and Hong fell into the void. Maybe have Sakuya go over and feel a tinge of shame over how servile Anon due to his past with Reimu and current job is and have her guide him have more respect for himself?

>Yachie and Biten
Don't have much connection to the rest of gensokyo which makes writing for them more difficult. Thinking about it now, you could write a comedy side-story about a KHV Yachie trying to take over the place but failing due to her lack of experience.

>HSE
Shouldn't be making much of an appearance at all. She's the greatest secret in-story so she shouldn't really show up much at all.

>Dolly
More cute stuff.

>Hijiri
They sort of got dropped after they all got pregnant, which feels like a loose thread considering who drastic of a change that would be.

>>46236766
Keine's

>>46237097
>Suwako
A consequence of the Moriyans starting the story 'locked into place'. They started the story with some awareness about what was goign on and forbid anyone from going to the HSE, which did limit what could be done with them at the beginning. They could have been used more, but oh well.

>Remilia and Sakuya
Not the people to have gotten interested in a whorehosue in the first place. Not helped by the SDM curse where Patchy and Hong fell into the void. Maybe have Sakuya go over and feel a tinge of shame over how servile Anon due to his past with Reimu and current job is and have her guide him have more respect for himself?

>Yachie and Biten
Don't have much connection to the rest of gensokyo which makes writing for them more difficult. Thinking about it now, you could write a comedy side-story about a KHV Yachie trying to take over the place but failing due to her lack of experience.

>HSE
Shouldn't be making much of an appearance at all. She's the greatest secret in-story so she shouldn't really show up much at all.

>Dolly
More cute stuff.

>Hijiri
They sort of got dropped after they all got pregnant, which feels like a loose thread considering who drastic of a change that would be.

>>46020695
As a 30 year old KHV (so her male equivalent, only with shit job prospects) it is pretty shit seeing people your own age getting married as you realize the window is closing and you're now less likely to meet new people, the people in your own age group are either in relationships, or single because they are dysfunctional. Relationships are pretty much over at this age.

>>45951877
>backpedaling
You clearly did not mean it that way. Don't be such pussy and admit you're a khv.

>>45942606
Reality is virtually all vtubers have boyfriends, yes it's true that KHV femcels exist but those girls don't live stream. all female streamers have strong incentive to say they don't have a boyfriend and hide all evidence. when people say pekora or aqua are single virgins, I just laugh

>>44693063
What is khv? Google just says koi herpes virus but I somehow doubt that is what you meant.

>>44692938
She puts on a brave face most of the time but she’s clearly a khv weirdo. Probably still believes kisses can make a girl pregnant, even from another girl

>>44364690
Speaking of, it's gotta be easy to deter monsters coming from portals when I tell them I'm a KHV loser in my world.

My khv ass is somehow getting married in 2 weeks lads.
How the fuck do I get rid of my onaholes?

>>43694686
Sometimes I like to think they made a pact that if they’re both still khv at 40 they’ll just move in together

>>43373537
I am a balding KHV hikki pinoy NEET with no talent or skill and I'm also turning 30 soon. What are my chances with Sara?

>>43282523
KHV.

I am a member of Team KHV

>>42588162
The opposite really. Dragoncels are impotent zombie dragon bait. Malefs are so prideful they loop back around to just acting on their desires and fucking the guy regardless of consequences. They don’t have the time or patience to be tsundere and rant about men online. Where a dragon would go eteranl khv, because some mean guy raised a sword against her, a malef would just laugh off such lowly human displays because she’s "evil". Different story if the guy raises a sword at her husband though.

>>41234732
Yeah I'm about to turn 35 and still a hikikomori neet, khv, and morbidly obese, I own a doll and at least a dozen onaholes
I gave up all hope basically so the next best option is to enjoy myself while I go down with the ship

For any non-KHV fags, how do the silicone boobs stack up to the real thing. I've had to deliver chest plates at work and I copped a feel, it was pretty underwhelming.

>>39693479
>2023 whoa that’s a long ti-
>we’re almost halfway through 2022
I’m a few weeks from being a 28yo khv fucking hell

>>39625587
>all the baphomets we know are KHV with wizard powers
It's sad when you think about it.

i really cant complain about never having a gf or being khv cuz i rejected at least 7 girls in my life and countless bitches who obviously were into me

>>39039323
Is nano still a khv?

>khv
kissless handless virgin?