/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46904131
Why is Ayasa tickling that granny?

>>46889097
Disgusting granny

>>46858939

A small period of idle chatter set in after Reimu came back with a small snack, rice crackers. After the plate was set down, then a nibble, and another nibble saw the crackers vanish into the maws of the peckish women. Tea was sipped with renewed fervor as the crackers dried out their mouths, Hana’s own cup was sweetened with just a scoop of sugar, contrasting her mother who drank it bland and Sanae who put in two.

The lunch hour was quickly approaching as the vestiges of the morning flashed by. In tandem with the sun’s power, the importance of the conversation seemed to ramp up, which was for the best as far as Hana was concerned. Sanae and Reimu didn’t really talk to each other much, and aside from business and pleasantries there was an undeniable awkward air between them, they could never engage beyond small talk.

Hana figured they must not have realized it, but at least to Hana it was obvious. They both seemed to primarily focus their conversations on keeping Hana’s ears hot from the constant barrage of questions and stories. It was like dancing between Marisa’s guiding streams of danmaku as they crisscross, she was rather happy to have this barrage time out.

After the crackers were a memory and the tea started running low, the bubbly miko steered the conversation from planning to show Hana some of her more… performative prayers, into how they’re planning to keep her safe. The change in subject made Hana a bit uncomfortable, glancing at her mother and Sanae’s reaction she saw that they were very keen on continuing. A strange pang of guilt fired off in her head, she hated the fact that Sanae had to go out of her way just to help her out of problems she made in the first place…

Taking one last sip of her tea and placing it onto the table with a dignified clack, Sanae seemed to slip back into her role as the shrine maiden of the Moriyan gods, “Yesterday we were able to get the bulk of the work done preparing the shrine, and this morning I was able to get all my cute acolytes to put the finishing touches on the decorations!”

Sanae seemed to beam at that last part, a sort of parental pride made her puff out her chest as she continued, “You’ll love to see the all the color we put on the onbashira Kanako-sama placed down around the shrine! Suwako-sama even drew a bunch of frogs on some, but I think she was teasing Kanako-sama in some weird way. Those two always butt heads~”

With a sigh from the living goddess, and a short dry cough from the human shrine maiden opposite of her, Sanae found it in herself to slip back into her business mask, “Of course, none would be able to easily breech that barrier easily. Even a sage would have to pause before testing a barrier Kanako-sama went through such pains in showing off for.”

Hana couldn’t help but feel the sense of guilt rising up over this, it did make her happy to be loved like this, but to go to such lengths…? Before she could speak up and answer those gentle eyes that Sanae stared at her with, her mother piped up, “It won’t do much when it comes time for her to leave, I assume you’re not trying to adopt her right?”

Her mother smirked a little at her own joke, which made Sanae smile in turn and bat her hand in front of her face like a gossiping granny, “Oh please, don’t tease, you know we don’t have any young men in the family for Hana to date~ I haven’t had time for that, and there’s no way Kanako-sama has some hidden family somewhere!”

At that, for a reason Hana didn’t understand, the two mikos shared a laugh that lasted for a few seconds too long. Once Sanae recovered, wiping a tear from her flushed face, she shook her head and stammered out, “N-no, nothing like an adoption. Instead, they should just be putting the finishing touches on their homework for today!”

Sanae pushed her hand into a small pocket on the hem of her hakama, before rummaging around and pulling out two little figurines. Mother’s eyes grew wide for a second, as she seemed to recognize them before stifling another laugh, Sanae seemed rather proud as she presented them. A small figure of that hat thing Suwako wore with its googly eyes in a smile, and an onbashira with its shimenawa vaguely resting along it’s middle with the shide sort-of forming a dress.

As if remembering good times, Sanae’s wide smile continues with all pretense of business gone, “Reimu-san, remember that time I formed that idol group with Kanako and Suwako-sama? I was super lucky to have held onto a few extra Pyontas, they got super rare after they sold out every time we made more! And since they’re already made to carry their spirit in them like little shrines, they’re perfect for our plans! Ah the real ones are back at the shrine; these are just extras~”

>>46885087
Fucking granny was still wearing high school uniforms near her retirement. Her wrinkles were not fooling anyone. Ridiculous.

>>46869948
Less of a hyperintelligent milf and more of a cave granny

Why I visit Sanae so often you asked? It's Simple

Sanny's granny has got it goin' on

>>46846279
Yeah but she's canonically a turbo granny. I don't think all hags fall into that desperate archetype.

>>46844208
chubby granny

>>46843237
Call her granny, and suddenly she's babying you and doing everything to strip you of all your pride while methodically building your libido. This bitch would get maniacal if you give her any sense of power over you, and calling her a "grandma", "mother" and such is an insidious way to that.

>>46843190
HUGE granny vibes radiating from this image. Makes me wonder how each of the hags would react to you calling them granny. Seiga would probably just sweetly laugh it off.

>>46836313
>>46836308
Granny

>>46814645
Granny's still got it.

>>46829213
mogged by a granny twice her age -> >>46827732

She's a saggy smelly smoker that's over a thousand years old and lives in the woods. Surely you can set your standards higher then some granny.

granny dog..

why is the granny with the spider neck tattoo never posted here?

>>46789127
chubby granny

>>46771875
>Then think about the social suicide of being the butt of all granny AND beast fucker jokes in the village forever.
I'm trying to get over just how RETARDED this is. Social suicide? Butt of jokes? This is like making fun of someone for winning the lottery...twice. "OH you're soooo rich! Why is your car so big and nice? Lol. You're not hungry? Guess your scantily clad, big breasted private chef must have made you some gourmet shit in your huge mansion, loser!" Getting two hot beast milfs on my dick is the achievement of a life time and I won't let village NPCs attempt to shame me for it! If anything I'll just crash at either of my beast mom's places

>>46777102
the granny part is about making typos like an tech illiterate old person, not that her iPad is outdated

My granny wife with her old iPad

>>46771721
>>46771714
Thats the point, they both know and they don't care, you don't know this. You do know that crossing youkai is a death sentence, and being the center of a love affair between two powerful hags isn't healthy normally. Then think about the social suicide of being the butt of all granny AND beast fucker jokes in the village forever.

>>46762121
She deserves a kissu all over her erotic granny body.

she was in the ill-fated and short-lived JILLASTED. definitely granny territory.

new Antithese. (and new uniforms)
I think she is a granny since her twitter account dates back to 2012.
pretty cute i guess