/jp/ - Otaku Culture

and here's a bonus part with the former queen, since apparently long greens piss people off.
>two foxes of the clan walk up to a bar
>"are you absolutely certain this is the place?"
>"yeah, all the leads track here"
>"look, i just dont see a queen hanging out in a place like this.
>"well, have any other ideas?"
>"ah hell, lets just go in"
>"could you please stop complaining?"
>the two walk in and take a look around
>"see? no humans here. lets just go back and-"
>"... so anyways thats when i stormed out of his kingdom and..."
>"thats probably our target"
>the two turn around
>"oh god damnit, a tanuki?"
>"for the love of eros would you quit your fucking bitching"
>"fine, fine. but the last tanuki i talked to charged me PER WORD! you can handle this one."
>...
>"hi, are you the queen of this kingdom?"
>"ugh, thats me alright. what do ya want?"
>"im from the local fox clan and just want to know a bit about the situation there."
>"heh, not much to know about. the average person is poor and demoralized, the soldiers all use run down gear thats at least a century old."
>"wow... uh... well. we're planning a raid on that kingdom, if you'd like we can bring the king to you so that-"
>"hell no. i left while i was still human, i have zero bonds to him."
>"thats actually the most extreme reaction ive heard to asking if monsterized women want to get back with their ex's. most who dont want to just say "no thanks". ya sure?"
>"i dont care if you load him up with every sex drug that exists and make him as submissive as can be, he's an evil man that doesnt even care for his own son. someone else can correct him... but im DONE!"
>"ooookay then. well, thats all. any other bits of info you want to give before we leave?"
>"... yeah, they wont fight back if you offer kindness. do that, and you'll be able to push through the whole city in an hour."
>"an hour? wow... hey is something wrong? you look upset."
>"... i regret not taking him with, my son. he doesn't deserve to be in that kingdom."
>"we'll let you know when the raid is a success so you can come back and see him again."
>"... thank you"
>"alright now where... HEY DIPSHIT! we're leaving."
>"aww but i was just about to order a pint!"
>"you didnt even want to come in here!"

>>46958129
>Just spoon feed me and I'll stop blabbering like a dipshit
Yeah no thanks retard. It'll only shut you up until you demand more. Teach a man to fish and all that.

>third world dipshit can't afford magpie

>>46899151
>Has nothing to say about getting your retarded points debunked
>Y-YOU DIDN'T DENY THIS XD
Because your point is so fucking retarded read the story dipshit Keiichi MURDERS Kisaku to be with Satoko again
>>46899153
Death to blue rats there isn't a single good one
>>46899157
>UH WTF WHY WON'T YOU LET ME SPAM MY KEK SHIT BRAH Y-YOUR INSECURE LET YOUR WIFE FUCK OTHER MEN LIKE I DO
LMAOOOOOOOOO Why the FUCK are Germans like this???
>>46899172
>Admits to himself that he has a warm loving feeling flooding his heart after hanging out with her ONCE
>Murders her uncle for her only thinking about seeing her smile for the rest of his life
>H-He didn't love her nuff said!
Moving the goal post I see pathetic!

>>46899048
>>46899051
>Say something completely untrue to push your cuck fetish only to get denied
>y-you're so mad XD
rangeban germany
>>46899058
>literally confirmed in an interview that cucksaku simped for Satoko for over 30 fucking years constantly asking her out and getting shot down only agreeing to marry him for (((( Some reason))) after she had Sakiko Strongly STRONGLY consider killing yourself you sick fuck.

>lying + headcanon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDRFbWuJQWs&t=2361s
Kill yourself

>>Fucking end yourself dipshit not ONCE at any point in the original series did Rika do SHIT to save or help Satoko at all

>lying + you didnt read

Post a screenshot from the VN that shows Satoko having ANY romantic intrest in Rika oh wait you didn't read it you read the wiki LOL

Just because you cover your ears and scream no doesn't make it so consider suicide now

>>46899031
>Satoko obviously wasn't talking about Kisaku but Keiichi

headcanon

>literally confirmed in an interview that cucksaku simped for Satoko for over 30 fucking years constantly asking her out and getting shot down only agreeing to marry him for (((( Some reason))) after she had Sakiko Strongly STRONGLY consider killing yourself you sick fuck.

lying + headcanon

>Fucking end yourself dipshit not ONCE at any point in the original series did Rika do SHIT to save or help Satoko at all

lying + you didnt read

>Sorry champ but Ryukishi went out of his way to extra make sure Rena and Keiichi don't get togeher

to anyone but you, satoko and keiichi also never got together. so much text to say absolutely nothing but delusional rambling...

>>46898933
>it's boring because... MENTALLY ILL RETARDS LIKE RENA IS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER OKAY
>>46898949
>Screenshot of an artist who drew some of the umineko manga long before Ryukishi apporched Kei to draw some of Reiwa with her having no involment with the plot
>Insane cuckshit you made up in your head

>Satoko the type of girl to open her legs for the first guy that saves her from bullying. Canonically this is Kimiyoshi-san who has power (Reiwa)
Nice way to out yourself as a fucking retard who didn't read the manga, Satoko herself confirms that Kisaku didn't do SHIT to help her while she was getting abused and even hinted towards Sakiko that her father would never allow the abuse she suffered to continue if he attended the branch school saying he has a strong sense of justice. Satoko obviously wasn't talking about Kisaku but Keiichi since in every loop where Keiichi learns about Satoko's mistreatment from the villagers he puts an stop to that shit right then and there.

Also your delusional cuck headcanon about Satoko opening her legs is just straight up fucking wrong faggot literally confirmed in an interview that cucksaku simped for Satoko for over 30 fucking years constantly asking her out and getting shot down only agreeing to marry him for (((( Some reason))) after she had Sakiko Strongly STRONGLY consider killing yourself you sick fuck.
>Rika who tragically asks the villagers to stop and becomes the target of the gremlin's obsession (Gou)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Fucking end yourself dipshit not ONCE at any point in the original series did Rika do SHIT to save or help Satoko at all and nor were there ANY signs of Satoko seeing Rika more than anything than a friend in the VN Gou is fucking retarded garbage just as canon as some schizo headcanon about Rena being raped by her school bullies

>That's really no good for K1 who needs someone who likes him for him. That would be Rena I would think.
Sorry champ but Ryukishi went out of his way to extra make sure Rena and Keiichi don't get togeher now she's a proud mother of a SON she had with some random man who left her Keiichi and Rena are just two good friends and nothing else :)

>>46884384
Nice observation dipshit, you wants an award for that?

>>46886040
Gapingposter and furry spam, dipshit.

>>46880989
That's why I said "I think" it should stay there, dipshit.
It's also completely unfitting for her personality and would clash with the existing writing. She's a completely different character in reverse.
But hey, what do I know.

>>46842212
years of incidents wore her down, now any downtime she gets is ruined by the fact that another dipshit will do dipshit things

I finished Umineko recently and I feel like a retard because I don't feel like I know much
What do
I don't even know what I don't know
Picture of Detective Dipshit laughing at me

>>46829468
a djt discord piece of brown shit recorded a private call he had with matt where matt described there being "whale" customers - people who spend a lot more on services/products than most other people. and that he wanted to sell a japanese pronunciation course to those whales so that he could make big bucks. dipshit redditors call matt a "scammer" for doing this even though that's literally just all business. there's no difference between matt, yoga, steve kaufmann, george trombley, etc.

>>46813340
>>46813342
A lot of it is cute if you ignore the dipshit western artists.

>>46786731
this site is kinda just an overdone joke
i agree with the other dude that you're probably a dipshit who thinks that anything he doesn't like is spam, but legitimate spam is an unstoppable problem without constant overbearing moderation

>>46768958
Lol thanks for the you dipshit, I want anontw to go bankrupt!!

>>46736555
Thanks now I'm horny you dipshit

>>46727556
no thats what 467 was in regard to thats why i put him in cuz he was the perfect posterboy for ppl who will just do anything some dipshit on the internet with no real world standing says

>>46726202
just because we hate the same faggot doesn't mean that we are close enough that you can reply to me, dipshit

>>46611500
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fcuk you fuck you fuck you eat shit btch ass fuck off and die you motherfuckin g god damn otherfucking ideas man faggot faggot you're a fucking freak shit shithu loving commie loving supporting fucking dipshit mothercuking faogogojrbedbsbab

>>46593360
Fuck off dipshit whore peasant multiperson dates are kino fuck you I will neuter you analslut bitch.

>>46571366
Nice captcha dipshit

>>46567151
>>46567185
Watame started the arc with Azki you dipshit
https://www.youtube.com/live/CTmMh9V7waA?feature=shared
https://www.youtube.com/live/vyj4opweJRE?feature=shared
https://twitter.com/AZKi_VDiVA/status/1776142597662060754
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1776165378164494450

>>46558169
Thanks now I'm horny dipshit