/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45632909
No problem.
>Rabbit vs Cat
Around Valentine Arc, Kashimiya's arena match vs Tom Cat. 50M bet with a rate of 5.5x for Kashimiya.
>Illegal powder and cocaine
Acra-Vesta's repair material, worth 20K/100g since Ray is pretty much the sole person to hold the rights for individual sale. He got a total of 3 inventory bags, each with a maximum capacity of 3t. Sold a bag for his shiny new armor (worth 200M) + 400M cash.

He should only have around 1.5B worth of assets pre-tournament, since his guild house costs 500M/year unless there's no advance payment/deposit mumbo jumbo. Also, IIRC Rook ends up paying for half of the chargers.
>>45623747
Perhaps you should take a look at them Kingdom Building/Slow-Life series then, or at least try looking at those with the Group Summoning tag on it like Kumo, Isekai Janny, Jujutsushi Yuusha, or Death Mage. Of (action/adventure series) that I've read, probably only Grimgar has their charas interacting with their society proper, but I wouldn't recommend you to read it since they go full 80's telenovela past vol 7, and the author has a strange insistence on making everything back to status quo.

>>44645244
Cat look like janny lmao

Janny look like a cat LMAO

>>42822350
janny look like a cat was literally around like years ago.

janny look like a cat lmao (old reference he won't understand)

JANNY LOOK LIKE A CAT

JANNY WORKING FOR NO MONEY

JANNY IS FAT AND BALD

JANNY SMELLS AND IS A TARD

JANNY JACKING OFF TO 2HU PORN

janny look like a cat lmao

Some girl shit-talked me because of my pre-corrupted dreams, I don't know why, maybe unfaithfulness to Yukari? She never gave any hint of jealousy back then, she's the one who got me married to Kaguya.

My dad told me to take a bath. I haven't taken a bath in ages...

Driving, I came to a traffic light, I realised I wanted to turn right but was in the left most lane, so I was crossing the lanes while the people behind me were annoyed. I pull into a park outside a building, going over to a couple of girls. One's a nerd, I thought it was hot to know what she was into, she had thick amount of sheets writing about what she's masturbated to, but she snatches it away saying I need to hurry up and make a profile with them since they're going to a con in 6 hours.

I go into a lounge, my dad is sitting at a laptop having a voicecall, his desktop wallpaper is a house party of Touhous with Yukari there, which makes me laugh. I go trying to bring someone to see it, but then he'd finished the call, and the wallpaper was an empty room, so I say "Opp, party's over." The guy I brought over says "What, were you jealous?" I say "No." The lounge has a big text scroll on the wall, one line says "It's easy for the mind to drift into dreams at any time", one of the last lines said "Burn an oil candle with alcohol mixed in and your loli will love it."

Leaving some place, I encounter a girl on the road listening to a Zelda arrange song, had a picture of Saria on it. Might be because that dream saying glowies spam memes on every board had me pick a random board, /diy/, then I scrolled and picked a random thread, and it's one talking about making an anime sex doll, with a Saria doll in the OP, with several people replying, "Who are you, Link?" Not that I think it must be glowies, but it's just what I randomly managed to pick, and I'm Link, and I don't want no fucking Saria when I got Zelda.

I open my backdoor and there's a white cat I had left outside, a bit dirty, mewling, probably hungry. I picked it up and took it inside, thinking I'd give it some food then put it on a big comfy footrest.

I come across the ginger witch. Felt like I was coming across schoolmates who know who I am. I ask him "So, you're a witch?" he smiles and says "I'm the good witch." a bunch of other schoolmates comes packing up with us, then we're trapped in by a tall fence. I look around, there's someone wearing a kigu. I see one girl wearing a wig like Bernkastel/Rika, but a gust blows it away from her, I tried getting her attention for a bit. I look around, seeing another kigufag, thinking I'll just ignore these weirdos, look back to that girl, she finally noticed me, pointing and all the girls around her look, they all go "Heh."

I saw Yukari fighting someone who was over a fence, by taking out her tits and shooting milk. My mom and aunt are next to her, my aunt goes "UOHHHH" at the sight of her tits and milk.

Outside a mansion that was mine. An old lady comes up, she checks a sketchbook I made. She hates my pictures of monsters, she comes to a page with Patchouli in a room full of books, several books stacked on her head, she says "This is smart. Do more of this." She turns the page, it's Patchouli in a room full of other Touhous, also filled with books, she really likes this one "This is very smart."

I go into my room, looking at a Touhou album on bandcamp, the song names are all blue because they're links to the individual song pages, but the last two song name colours were split into red and blue. My blue pill brother comes in with a couple of friends, peevishly asking "What are you doing? What are you doing?" I tried showing him the bandcamp page, though my laptop was covered in several layers of blankets.

I saw Bondred+Yukari in the middle of page. Then there's a faggot playing shitty Mexican music over to the left, then the page is cramped up with faggots playing shitty Mexican music.

Saw a /v/ thread with a Yukari OP, filled with retarded shitposting just like all the shitty Yukari threads since my first dream thread. The OP gets banned, with red text "Ban reason: Bird chasing. Go find another village to pillage." I saw mid-way through the thread troll shitposts "Noooo janny don't give me my third strike!"

Saw the white cat and a black cat outside through glass doors, I opened them inviting them in, though I was distracted because the right side of my headphones was emitting high pressure air.

Lying on a couch snoozing with a pillow on my face. I heard "You should call yourself The Nobody, because who's going to stop you?" I felt an awful pressure over my body, I heard "Lain" in my head, so I prayed to her, which brought relief. I thought about how glownigger Blacktan, under the name Blackbrain, also spammed a bunch of cursed gemstone art of Lain on Pixiv, literally just pixelart of a man in black laughing while he has Lain in torment, and that this is why I had that dream saying Lain needs much more fanart.

>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=cat+look+like+janny

cat look like janny lol

janny look like cat

cat look like janny LOL

>>31169823
That cat look like janny lol

>>25337930
cat look like a janny

Apr 12 22:22:40 <monglo> these bane spammers
Apr 12 22:23:56 <monglo> this is how bad this meme has hit /tv/
Apr 12 22:24:20 <WhatWinterLeft> At least yours is related to the board, in some way or another.
Apr 12 22:24:43 <WhatWinterLeft> I just get black people making weird faces, or a really strange painting of a cat.
Apr 12 22:24:48 <WhatWinterLeft> ;_;

Apr 14 14:36:59 <Troid> well starfrog, the crux of the issue is that cat look like janny
Apr 14 14:37:03 <Troid> lmao
Apr 14 14:37:28 <WhatWinterLeft> ;_;

Jun 01 13:22:24 <Troid> inf, cat look like janny is an actual photograph of whatwinterleft
Jun 01 13:22:28 <Troid> please don't make of his appearance
Jun 01 13:22:34 <Troid> *make fun

lol

cat look like janny LMAO

cat look like janny LMAO

cat look like janny LOL

>>21555879
she's an enemy of cats and janny look like cat

>>21519205
This. A lot of even spam era /jp/'s spam was /sp/ and /fit/ crossposters. They started the Arthur dog, for free, and hotpockets thing. /jp/ just just went "fuck u janny" and "lol cat look like janny". No one posts "farts me sharts" style copypastas anywhere.

>>21037189
Cat look like janny lol

Pick your spellcard /jp/.

Touhou 178- Mima's Return! Something Something NEET!
Anon! The Stage Six Boss!

Special「NEET SIGN」〜 Suck My Cock D-er－Bunny Girl!
E,N,H,L,Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Suck My Cock Dude!
E,Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Onahole-Fairy Onslaught! (Very first spellcard on Ex. Stage)
E「NEET SIGN」〜 Meido's worst Nightmare! /jp/ took it too Eajy!
E,N,H,L,Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Eternaty-long Matingpress!
E「BAN SIGN」〜 Janny look like cat LMAO!
L,「NEET SIGN」〜 Japanese Bird Cooking Spagetti!
Ex「NEET SIGN」〜 Together or Not Together－This is the end of your dreamlike days!
N「NEET SIGN」〜 Happy Days, Golden Days!
H「RAMPAGING NEET SIGN」〜 0 Pages! 0 Wages!
L「NEET SIGN」〜 Lose Lose Easy!
N「NEET SIGN」〜 I love my wife 「Name」!
E「NEET SIGN」〜 It's not shitposting, it's FUNposting! Learn the difference, Janny!
Ex.「N. WAROSU SIGN」〜 Fuck you stupid fucking Janitor piece of shit. (Final spellcard <optional>. No Deaths, No Bombs, only occurs at 3.3Billion+pts with 100,000 or more Graze pts- Must be close to boss for spellcard to trigger. Life -1)
H「NEET SIGN」〜 NEETs for Eternity! Remember 3D is PD!
N「NEETPOST SIGN」〜 Whxhc Touhou would you Matingpress? I choose Cirno!
H「NEETPOST SIGN」〜 Going To Meido's house to take a shit. Who's coming with me! We have free food, drinks, and Fairies attending the party!
H「NEET SIGN」〜 "Get out of /jp/."
H「KudaSaIGN」〜 <Optional>
H「TRIP SIGN」〜 "Mr.Sage"
N「NEET SIGN」〜 Thats whats so good about this place: A Stabbed or Be Stabbed Mentality!
Special Ex.「FLAN SIGN」〜 Thank you Mr.Salaryman! All is right in the world! (No Lives Lost, No Bombs Used, Player=Anonymous Shot Type 3, Any Graze, Pts=3.9B or greater)
E,N,H,Ex.「??? SIGN」〜 YOUR SOUL IS MINE! (Careful. Instakill. LNB Killer so removed )
「DEATH SIGN」〜 糞 Thread Award. [ spoiler ]Sage -Anon[ /spoiler ]
「WEEB SIGN」〜 Something Something The pleasure of cumming inside
「ONAHOLE SIGN」〜 Something Something Cuming inside a Fairy
「-THE- NEET SIGN」〜 /jp/ is the Touhou Board... That is the Ultimate Truth!
Sp.「NEET SIGN」〜 I can't think of shit. I feel as if every last one of these is shit. Too OP and Shiddy sounding. Why is /jp/ so Shiddy?
「EASY SIGN」〜 /jp/ Mansion!
「EASY SIGN」〜 Do Your Reps!

>>20458771
cat look like janny lol