/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46542774
kind of but not really, i just turned 30 a couple of months ago but before about age 26 i had no ability to stick to anything long term because before my brain was fully developed i had next to no executive functioning skills. even if i tried to learn earlier i would have made basically 0 progress and given up in under a year like everything else i tried to do until more recently. honestly i still kind of struggle because i have autism and my executive functioning is still way below a neurotypical, but the fact i've actually managed to keep up a semi-consistent schedule for over 6 months is pretty mindblowing to me because i was literally unable to do anything like this even just a few years ago. i've only recently realised i actually have the ability to develop hobbies and skills now unlike when i was younger

>>43529160
FACT. The best among the best
>>43529175
MoMoa
>>43529514
So cool anon! Promise one day, i will have a similar vid with me on it
>>43530318
Su's duality is one of her many great features. She can go from the cutest most adorable girl ever... to a sexy dominatrix in a blink of an eye. Thats just, mindblowing (and hot, really, really hot)

>>40920568
Absolutely mindblowing, I was enjoying it with HMN-017 and instantly got KO'd by my refractory period after cooming. It's not my first onahole rodeo but it was my first minihip-sized ona and the experience was something else, pretty surprising how much difference the weight/size/shape made in comparison to a regular handheld one. It's going to be pretty different (not better or worse) to the Tenga you plan to buy even if both types of products are just designed to make you coom.
For me, onaholes are still a complement to JAV so I usually go for (exaggerated) realism and more gentle textures to feel more immersed in the scenes.
The fact you're looking into Tenga and mention stimulation suggests to me that you'll enjoy their space-age offerings that are next-level shit in terms of physical sensations. They're usually just a bit too unrealistic and intense for my tastes but if you want a dickbully 3000 that will give your chinpo out-of-this-world sensations, just go for it

>inb4 have sex
obviously it doesn't beat condomless sex with a girlfriend/wife you love but it's far better than protected sex with some hooker you don't give a shit about or have a connection with + just masturbating with these feeble human hands isn't even worth a mention

>>40920146
thank you sir i had a great time, highly recommended if you were hesitating on buying one for yourself

The fact that lolis depend on their parents to survive and would drown in their own waste if they were left alone for a week is just mindblowing.

Even the most prideful and respected loli in your class would suffer that humiliating fate if her parents decided she's old enough to be left alone for a week. Wouldn't you have loved to know this interesting piece of trivia as a kid and masturbate to the fact that your classmate is not as mature and awesome as everyone thinks she is?

Maybe she wouldn't bathe in an entire week because she doesn't feel like it. And her breath would smell embarrassingly bad because she didn't brush her teeth. And it would be arousing because it would prove that she is in fact human even if she is really, really cute and the idea of her pooping somehow doesn't feel realistic at all.

I mean, think about the cute as fuck loli classmates you were so afraid to interact with. Don't they seem like a bunch of fools now that you look at them from an adult perspective? They do stupid things, they have long conversations about completely retarded shit and do lewd stuff that would appeal to fetishists without realizing it because they don't even imagine that things like fetishes could exist.

It's kind of like you are degrading and therefore humiliating them just by thinking about them with a mature mind. It's like their very existence is embarrassing and pathetic, worthy of a good laugh.

Your crush was a ridiculous human loli and probably had self-esteem issues typical of tween girls hidden behind her cheery persona. She probably had armpit stubble and felt ashamed of it. She never expected anyone to know these pathetic facts about her life, but you know now because they are undeniable facts of the human condition. You are remotely humiliating her past self beyond space and time, prying into her most intimate and mortifying secrets.

Get over that bitch, anon. She had an ass. An ass!

The fact that we get to see Rena's butt crack in the anime is just mindblowing. She's such a serious and realistic character, but we get to see her embarrassing privates! She tries to act cute in front of everyone, but two of his friends (little girls!) saw her sexy naked body! Lewd! They'll always remember it everytime they see Rena!

The fact that we experienced her thoughts, emotions and personal problems in EP6 and got to know her as a friend is just mindblowing! She is like a friend, but we actually saw her ass! It was her canon ass, not just some hentai interpretation of it! The place she poops from! So pathetic and embarrassing! Rena should be ashamed of her human condition, ashamed of having an ass!

Why is it that showing a butt is ok while showing a pussy or even nipples is going too far? Are they aknowledging the fact that butts are not supposed to be sexually attractive? That they are just an embarrassing, pathetic, humiliating part of the human body? And yet, cute girls have them! Perfect, cute anime girls have butts! Lewd! The fact that anime girls can be humanized like that is simply mindblowing!

>Rena's ass in Kira
>that part where Rika and Satoko surprise Rena in the bath and see her naked through the window
I wonder if Rika and Satoko were surprised by Renaの80s bush. I wonder if that night Rika and Satoko talked about Rena's hairy pussy. It must be the first bush they've ever seen!

Even during the normal non-fanservice and deadly serious episodes, Rena is hiding a natural teenage bush under her clothes. She looks so cute and cool, but if you removed her clothes you would see her embarrassing, pathetic, developing body! So lewd!

She is not naked, but the fact that she has a human body is just mindblowing! And everyone else can imagine what she looks like naked! They can't see it, but they know for a fact that she has tits, a sweaty butt crack, and a hairy pussy! Isn't that extremely hot? All her friends are aware of that fact, but they never talk about it because there's such a thing as human dignity! Lewd! They are all a bunch of pathetic, disgusting humans pretending they don't look stupid when naked, pretending they don't poop! Even Satoko, whose self-image is through the roof! Lewd!

What would Satoko think if Mion stripped naked in the middle of a club activity? I mean, would Mion's bush surprise her? Does she even know what a grown girl's pussy looks like?

Do Rika and Satoko know about your bush, Rena? Do they know that big girls have bushes? Do they look at you with curiosity and imagine you naked with a cute bush between your legs? How can you laugh at their punishment games even though you have such a shameful bush under your panties and they know it?

And from a meta perspective, Rena is being canonically humiliated by having her ass crack exposed to the audience watching the anime from a higher place of existence. WE are witches mocking her pathetic ass, her human condition!

From another meta perspective, assuming that the All-cast-review sessions from the VN are canon in the anime too, Rena's actress (also named Rena) had to expose her ass for everyone watching Higurashi on TV in-universe, despite being a teenager! That's even more humiliating than being seen by witches from a higher plane.

Her fellow actor friends never got so incredibly butt-naked, only Rena did. They saw it! Their relationship must have changed a bit after that. Maybe they don't bring it up or maybe they make in-jokes about it. Maybe Rena doesn't even mind! I wonder how she felt while filming that scene! I wonder how they convinced her shoot it! I wonder how they got permission from her parents!

>>37612933
>the humanity of Houjou Satoko
The fact that this is even something that can be put into words is just mindblowing. Satoko is so cute, and yet she's nothing but a stupid ass human child with a pathetic human body!

>>36349655
The fact that lolis can even vomit is just mindblowing. Their mouths are so cute, so sexy, and yet... disgusting half-digested food and stomach acid can come out of it while they make gross gurgling nosies! Lewd! Their shame knows no bounds!

Shion literally knows what having hemorrhoids feel like! Or at least she imagines what it must feel like, drawing from her experience of having an itchy butthole at some point in her life!

The fact that Shion can even remember such humiliating experiences and use them to figure out what hemorrhoids must feel like is just mindblowing! She's so pathetic!

The fact that Americans don't bidets in their toilets is just mindblowing. How can Americans live with the fact that their asses are always stained with shit?

The fact that toilets are even a thing that exists is just mindblowing. How can human girls live with the fact that they need to use toilets?

>The fact that ______'s got an ass is just mindblowing! ____ is so cute, and yet!
>Imagine _____! Lewd! Humiliating! Pathetic! How can _____ live with herself?
>I wonder ___________! I bet __________!
Humilianon has more writing quirks than Ryuukishi. He truly is his spiritual successor.

The fact that Chloe even needs to shower is just mindblowing. She's so cute, and yet her curvy teen body gets all sweaty and lewd! Imagine her sweaty tits and butt crack! Her pits!

The fact that Mion even has a sex drive is just mindblowing. She's so smug, and yet she has the urge to masturbate once in a while! It'd be ridiculous and completely unbelievable to claim she never does it at her age!

The fact that lolis depend on their parents to survive and would drown in their own waste if they were left alone for a week is just mindblowing.

Even the most prideful and respected loli in your class would suffer that humiliating fate if her parents decided she's old enough to be left alone for a week. Wouldn't you have loved to know this interesting piece of trivia as a kid and masturbate to the fact that your classmate is not as mature and awesome as everyone thinks she is?

Maybe she wouldn't bathe in an entire week because she doesn't feel like it. And her breath would smell embarrassingly bad because she didn't brush her teeth. And it would be arousing because it would prove that she is in fact human even if she is really, really cute and the idea of her pooping somehow doesn't feel realistic at all.

I mean, think about the cute as fuck loli classmates you were so afraid to interact with. Don't they seem like a bunch of fools now that you look at them from an adult perspective? They do stupid things, they have long conversations about completely retarded shit and do lewd stuff that would appeal to fetishists without realizing it because they don't even imagine that things like fetishes could exist.

It's kind of like you are degrading and therefore humiliating them just by thinking about them with a mature mind. It's like their very existence is embarrassing and pathetic, worthy of a good laugh.

Your crush was a ridiculous human loli and probably had self-esteem issues typical of tween girls hidden behind her cheery persona. She probably had armpit stubble and felt ashamed of it. She never expected anyone to know these pathetic facts about her life, but you know now because they are undeniable facts of the human condition. You are remotely humiliating her past self beyond space and time, prying into her most intimate and mortifying secrets.

Get over that bitch, anon. She had an ass. An ass!

The fact that lolis depend on their parents to survive and would drown in their own waste if they were left alone for a week is just mindblowing.

Even the most prideful and respected loli in your class would suffer that humiliating fate if her parents decided she's old enough to be left alone for a week. Wouldn't you have loved to know this interesting piece of trivia as a kid and masturbate to the fact that your classmate is not as mature and awesome as everyone thinks she is?

Maybe she wouldn't bathe in an entire week because she doesn't feel like it. And her breath would smell embarrassingly bad because she didn't brush her teeth. And it would be arousing because it would prove that she is in fact human even if she is really, really cute and the idea of her pooping somehow doesn't feel realistic at all.

I mean, think about the cute as fuck loli classmates you were so afraid to interact with. Don't they seem like a bunch of fools now that you look at them from an adult perspective? They do stupid things, they have long conversations about completely retarded shit and do lewd stuff that would appeal to fetishists without realizing it because they don't even imagine that things like fetishes could exist.

It's kind of like you are degrading and therefore humiliating them just by thinking about them with a mature mind. It's like their very existence is embarrassing and pathetic, worthy of a good laugh.

Your crush was a ridiculous human loli and probably had self-esteem issues typical of tween girls hidden behind her cheery persona. She probably had armpit stubble and felt ashamed of it. She never expected anyone to know these pathetic facts about her life, but you know now because they are undeniable facts of the human condition. You are remotely humiliating her past self beyond space and time, prying into her most intimate and mortifying secrets.

Get over that bitch, anon. She had an ass. An ass!

>>35026227
The fact that Ange even needs baths is just mindblowing. She acts like she has dignity, but her physical human body gets progressively less clean over time until she has no choice but to strip naked and take a bath! Her body isn't inherently perfect and clean! Lewd!

If Rena has been a loli herself, how come she's such a lolicon? How come she's not immune to the aura of perfection projected by cuteroris? The body of a rori should have no mysteries for her, it shouldn't be hard for her to internalize the fact that cuteroris poop and fart. It's not even something mindblowing to her, it's just a fact of life. And yet... she still finds them fascinating and mindblowingly cute. HOW?

Is it because Rena is a lesbian who missed out on her hebe years locked up in a mental institution and drugged with red pills without being able to interact with girls her age? Is she trying to make up for missing out on a rori gf at that age?

What causes Rena's fascination with rori?

>>34970892
The fact that it'd be canonically possible for a bully to simply strap Ange to a chair and recite this whole post in front of her is just mindblowing! They wouldn't even have to touch her to break her spirit! Especially if the few girls that felt bad for her and wanted to be her friends also hear it and revert right back to bullies because Ange doesn't feel comfortable around them anymore!

>>34955408
>her ass kicked
>her ass
The fact that Satoko's ass is even a concept is just mindblowing! The fact that "kicking someone's ass" is the most demeaning and insulting way of saying "defeating them" implies that asses are inherently ridiculous and pathetic!

>>32547750
The fact that lolis depend on their parents to survive and would drown in their own waste if they were left alone for a week is just mindblowing.

Even the most prideful and respected loli in your class would suffer that humiliating fate if her parents decided she's old enough to be left alone for a week. Wouldn't you have loved to know this interesting piece of trivia as a kid and masturbate to the fact that your classmate is not as mature and awesome as everyone thinks she is?

Maybe she wouldn't bathe in an entire week because she doesn't feel like it. And her breath would smell embarrassingly bad because she didn't brush her teeth. And it would be arousing because it would prove that she is in fact human even if she is really, really cute and the idea of her pooping somehow doesn't feel realistic at all.

I mean, think about the cute as fuck loli classmates you were so afraid to interact with. Don't they seem like a bunch of fools now that you look at them from an adult perspective? They do stupid things, they have long conversations about completely retarded shit and do lewd stuff that would appeal to fetishists without realizing it because they don't even imagine that things like fetishes could exist.

It's kind of like you are degrading and therefore humiliating them just by thinking about them with a mature mind. It's like their very existence is embarrassing and pathetic, worthy of a good laugh.

Your crush was a ridiculous human loli and probably had self-esteem issues typical of tween girls hidden behind her cheery persona. She probably had armpit stubble and felt ashamed of it. She never expected anyone to know these pathetic facts about her life, but you know now because they are undeniable facts of the human condition. You are remotely humiliating her past self beyond space and time, prying into her most intimate and mortifying secrets.

Get over that bitch, anon. She had an ass. An ass!

>>32100535
The fact that we get to see Rena's butt crack in the anime is just mindblowing. She's such a serious and realistic character, but we get to see her embarrassing privates! She tries to act cute in front of everyone, but two of his friends (little girls!) saw her sexy naked body! Lewd! They'll always remember it everytime they see Rena!

The fact that we experienced her thoughts, emotions and personal problems in EP6 and got to know her as a friend is just mindblowing! She is like a friend, but we actually saw her ass! It was her canon ass, not just some hentai interpretation of it! The place she poops from! So pathetic and embarrassing! Rena should be ashamed of her human condition, ashamed of having an ass!

Why is it that showing a butt is ok while showing a pussy or even nipples is going too far? Are they aknowledging the fact that butts are not supposed to be sexually attractive? That they are just an embarrassing, pathetic, humiliating part of the human body? And yet, cute girls have them! Perfect, cute anime girls have butts! Lewd! The fact that anime girls can be humanized like that is simply mindblowing!

>>32100438
>Rena's ass in Kira
>that part where Rika and Satoko surprise Rena in the bath and see her naked through the window
I wonder if Rika and Satoko were surprised by Renaの80s bush. I wonder if that night Rika and Satoko talked about Rena's hairy pussy. It must be the first bush they've ever seen!

Even during the normal non-fanservice and deadly serious episodes, Rena is hiding a natural teenage bush under her clothes. She looks so cute and cool, but if you removed her clothes you would see her embarrassing, pathetic, developing body! So lewd!

She is not naked, but the fact that she has a human body is just mindblowing! And everyone else can imagine what she looks like naked! They can't see it, but they know for a fact that she has tits, a sweaty butt crack, and a hairy pussy! Isn't that extremely hot? All her friends are aware of that fact, but they never talk about it because there's such a thing as human dignity! Lewd! They are all a bunch of pathetic, disgusting humans pretending they don't look stupid when naked, pretending they don't poop! Even Satoko, whose self-image is through the roof! Lewd!

What would Satoko think if Mion stripped naked in the middle of a club activity? I mean, would Mion's bush surprise her? Does she even know what a grown girl's pussy looks like?

Do Rika and Satoko know about your bush, Rena? Do they know that big girls have bushes? Do they look at you with curiosity and imagine you naked with a cute bush between your legs? How can you laugh at their punishment games even though you have such a shameful bush under your panties and they know it?

And from a meta perspective, Rena is being canonically humiliated by having her ass crack exposed to the audience watching the anime from a higher place of existence. WE are witches mocking her pathetic ass, her human condition!

From another meta perspective, assuming that the All-cast-review sessions from the VN are canon in the anime too, Rena's actress (also named Rena) had to expose her ass for everyone watching Higurashi on TV in-universe, despite being a teenager! That's even more humiliating than being seen by witches from a higher plane.

Her fellow actor friends never got so incredibly butt-naked, only Rena did. They saw it! Their relationship must have changed a bit after that. Maybe they don't bring it up or maybe they make in-jokes about it. Maybe Rena doesn't even mind! I wonder how she felt while filming that scene! I wonder how they convinced her shoot it! I wonder how they got permission from her parents!

>>28189938
The fact that lolis depend on their parents to survive and would drown in their own waste if they were left alone for a week is just mindblowing.

Even the most prideful and respected loli in your class would suffer that humiliating fate if her parents decided she's old enough to be left alone for a week. Wouldn't you have loved to know this interesting piece of trivia as a kid and masturbate to the fact that your classmate is not as mature and awesome as everyone thinks she is?

Maybe she wouldn't bathe in an entire week because she doesn't feel like it. And her breath would smell embarrassingly bad because she didn't brush her teeth. And it would be arousing because it would prove that she is in fact human even if she is really, really cute and the idea of her pooping somehow doesn't feel realistic at all.

I mean, think about the cute as fuck loli classmates you were so afraid to interact with. Don't they seem like a bunch of fools now that you look at them from an adult perspective? They do stupid things, they have long conversations about completely retarded shit and do lewd stuff that would appeal to fetishists without realizing it because they don't even imagine that things like fetishes could exist.

It's kind of like you are degrading and therefore humiliating them just by thinking about them with a mature mind. It's like their very existence is embarrassing and pathetic, worthy of a good laugh.

Your crush was a ridiculous human loli and probably had self-esteem issues typical of tween girls hidden behind her cheery persona. She probably had armpit stubble and felt ashamed of it. She never expected anyone to know these pathetic facts about her life, but you know now because they are undeniable facts of the human condition. You are remotely humiliating her past self beyond space and time, prying into her most intimate and mortifying secrets.

Get over that bitch, anon. She had an ass. An ass!