/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>38184243
>>38184263
i disagree i believe its language acquisition at its core not some kind of freak accident
thats why pitch accent being something scrubs talk about all the time is retarded
the reason japanese people get some pitches "wrong" where they fuck with each other about it is actually for the same reasons
its like when i was a kid and i didnt know how to pronounce "paladin" properly
but when u hear other ppl say it language is very monkey see monkey do so if u have problems mimicking good japanese after its spoken to u then u might just be too old for language acquisition like nukemarine

>>34620761
The dunk tank contains a dark slime and the ball you throw is a slime core. The person getting dunked is either unwilling paladin chan or a volunteer from the audience.

>>23475141
I could easily see an eager young dark paladin-in-training willingly taking a slime sample of mine, only to become filled with the submissive urges of a nureonago - one arm slimy and moist, and her womb a transparent, slimy core connected to her still-fleshy pussy. Any arousal drips slime, of course, but it's not a true parasitization. Still, she'd be a perfect assistant, test subject, and source of samples. And, especially by that point, eager to do so.

>>20256865
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Paladin+core
Nine months ago, actually.

>After years of defection and defeats the order finally crumbles.
>Humanity is enslaved
>Over time the population of human females dwindles to extinction, while the mamano population swells out of control.
>Human males are in short supply and mamano city states are forced to act as the number of lonely, desperate women begin rallying, demanding dick.
>This leads to entire wars being fought over tiny handfulls of males that are distributed to the highest bidder or otherwise snapped up by corrupt politicians.
>Eventually this develops into full scale nuclear war.
>In just under 2 hours the world is completely obliterated.
>What humans managed to survive die out from things like starvation and dehydration, or just flat out succumb to radiation poisoning as they are forced to search the wasteland for sustenance.
>Despite all of this, the only thing to survive was the Devil Bugs.
>Unable to breed amongst themselves their population slowly dies off until they come across an old journal that managed to survive the nuclear holocaust.
>It details plans for a cross-dimensional gateway, allowing for exploration of new worlds.
>After 10-20 years of construction and experimentation they finally get it to work.
>The portals open and anons gather to finally meet their waifus only to be horrified as hordes of desperate CC devil bugs swarm the Earth.
>Due to sheer numbers they overwhelm the combined military might of the UN in a matter of weeks if not days.
>Careful breeding programs reduce human women to breeding machines meant to produce more males for the cock-hungry roach horde.
>The men are reduced to cum pumps, forced to copulate again and again, even with their own daughters.
>The devil bug swarm spreads across the multiverse claiming everything for themselves.

Remember Anon, only you can stop this horrible nightmare from becoming reality.

Join the paladin core today!

>>18920657
The gradual progress of insults is great but what would get me the hardest is the fundamental change of her character
>She trained for years to become a paladin capable of protecting the weak from monsters and saving the world from the tyranny of the demon lord
>Day by day she forgets all she worked hard for and instead an Atlach-Nacha's mentality becomes deeply ingrained into her core
>Before long she discards all her past and embraces her new and only life-goal to get fucked while spinning a web that will drive the world to its demise
I would get a permaboner if during her first day fully monsterized she suddenly starts to cry without understanding why as the last remnants of humanity and faith for god she had leave her body in the form of tears.

>After years of defection and defeats the order finally crumbles.
>Humanity is enslaved
>Over time the population of human females dwindles to extinction, while the mamano population swells out of control.
>Human males are in short supply and mamano city states are forced to act as the number of lonely, desperate women begin rallying, demanding dick.
>This leads to entire wars being fought over tiny handfulls of males that are distributed to the highest bidder or otherwise snapped up by corrupt politicians.
>Eventually this develops into full scale nuclear war.
>In just under 2 hours the world is completely obliterated.
>What humans managed to survive die out from things like starvation and dehydration, or just flat out succumb to radiation poisoning as they are forced to search the wasteland for sustenance.
>Despite all of this, the only thing to survive was the Devil Bugs.
>Unable to breed amongst themselves their population slowly dies off until they come across an old journal that managed to survive the nuclear holocaust.
>It details plans for a cross-dimensional gateway, allowing for exploration of new worlds.
>After 10-20 years of construction and experimentation they finally get it to work.
>The portals open and anons gather to finally meet their waifus only to be horrified as hordes of desperate CC devil bugs swarm the Earth.
>Due to sheer numbers they overwhelm the combined military might of the UN in a matter of weeks if not days.
>Careful breeding programs reduce human women to breeding machines meant to produce more males for the cock-hungry roach horde.
>The men are reduced to cum pumps, forced to copulate again and again, even with their own daughters.
>The devil bug swarm spreads across the multiverse claiming everything for themselves.

Remember Anon, only you can stop this horrible nightmare from becoming reality.

Join the paladin core today!

>>17739775
Great, now I'm imagining what those players would be.
>Lilim
Actually one of the more popular girls at school, but is interested in the game and really wants to make more friends since her upbringing makes it kind of hard to socialize with people her age. Made a Paladin because she reads a lot of books about dashing heroes.

>Cheshire
Chubby and flirty, acts like a total sleazy girl who's just here because she wants to fuck every boy she comes across in game but the second she successfully seduces a character she becomes oddly attached to him and never seduces another. Actually writes music in her spare time and genuinely treasures her new friends.

>Slime
Cold and analytical outside hiding a shy and reserved inside, powergamer to the extreme and a major rules lawyer. Easy to tease since it's easy to fluster her over rules. She says she made a druid because it's the most easy for her to min/max but really it's because she just really likes druids. Due to a defect in her core, she has to form glasses out of her slime to see properly.

>Dragon
Petite for a Dragon, but has spunk and energy to compensate. Made a Cleric because her favorite thing in the world is helping people and seeing others smile. On her off time she volunteers at soup kitchens and retirement homes.

>Ushi Oni
Despite not being born in Zipangu/Japan depending on the setting, she's a huge fucking Weaboo who kitted out her character to be a ninja. Came up with an entire edgy backstory for her character that goes on for fifty goddamn pages. Despite this she really just wants to have fun and even bakes delicious treats for everyone to enjoy and never forgets to bring snacks. She has the worst luck with the dice.

>>16545395
>female paladin gets mindraped or matango pit or slime core or some other body horror fate
>squire escapes
>he grows up to be the most ruthless and unflinching champion to ever live
>unlike what ends up stopping pretty much every hero, no amount of mamono mana or lilims trying to directly tempt him would ever even make him hesitate, because there's no Order conditioning to dispel and the grudge is all him

>>15605635
>do they require a paladin to work
Forgot to address this in my other reply, but yeah, issued to paladins only. Though we don't know if has to be the way. If it doesn't then you could totally scrape up a kamikaze core.

>>14451340
I can only remember four stories.
One was ages ago, but fits your description.
One was a comedy that just stopped being updated
One was another comedy, but the guy wasn't really a threadcanon paladin because he didn't harm a single monster
One is an ongoing story where the guy is only killing the shittier monsters, despite hating them all for reasons that haven't been revealed yet But I can guess: his mother was monsterized when he was a kid and the changes in her personality horrified him to the core.

>>14286137
>She'll still loathe you in her core and as a paladin she has an exceptionally strong will. One night you will wake to your throat being slit.
>Dying by the hand of the only one I love
How sweet. I wouldn't want to leave her alone in this world though, so there'd probably be a catch 22. Oh! I know, I'll bind her soul to mine, so that when one of us leaves, we both do! I'll take her out of town at night, with bindings and a gag of course, for her own safety. I'd take her to the nearby Lich and gaze into her lovestruck eyes burning like a conflagration of passion as the ritual is completed.

>>14286142
I don't think they do

>>14286122
Yes. They're "human" for the purposes of monsters.
>>14286127
She'll still loathe you in her core and as a paladin she has an exceptionally strong will. One night you will wake to your throat being slit.

>>13564595
All slimes have cores, don't they? and if you can move a core around, not only would it take a lot to cut through slime, chances are by the time the blade gets deep enough the core is already gone. It would be even harder if she manipulated the opacity of her slime to utter obscure her insides. Then you're basically fucked.

Better yet, the best slime is the purified slime paladin who gets armor, weapons and healing spells. Try fucking with one of those and see where it gets you. And if you corrupt it, you get a dark slime blackguard. And you just wanna give up at that point. Her rapist levels are so high she could molest the Demon Lord into submission.

>>13438220
>The Vatican dispatches their paladin core
>She's never heard from again

>>12957910
Well, he's a paladin after all, keeping fit in mind and body is at the core of his lifestyle. I'm sure he doesn't think it's a problem that he really loves working out and keeping in shape.

In the previous thread:

We talk about how we fuck jello pudding. Oblimo drops in for a visit
We are saved from the dangers of Siberia and Jinkos by a Siberian Jinko
Kitsunes are smug
Paladins do Paladin things like getting raped by Amazons and using HF Blades
.less draws a skeleton pimp and a wight
Haast Eagle Harpies pro-actively date anons by carrying them into the sunset inside their cars
Anya the Siberian Jinko goes to Monstergirl Space Station
Charon rocks the boat
.less posts a Tarrasque eating sushi
/mgt/ is traumatised, seeks cuddles and comfort
A gnoll challenger appears!
Slimegirls and core massages
Monstergirl City encourages tourism from around the world
/mgt/ encourages equality by hating everyone and everything in equal doses
We go NUCLEAR
Nobody wants to write an Anya story because it's too good
Mixed-species monstergirl families are god-tier
The thread enters a state of resplendent undeath at 3000 posts
Bob left?

What an eventful thread. Too bad I slept and worked through the last fifth of it.

>>12423641

>Holy Heraticadon time in Monstergirl City
>Son won't stop dropping hints about the Red Crusader Paladin Sword he wants with a compass in the pommel
>Just looking forward to the wife's glorious turkey.
>Get him the sword, because hey, you had one when you were a kid and you never stabbed yourself
>Wait to see him open all his presents on the big day, see the disappointment when the long package is a decoy like a baseball bat.
>The vampire your brother married sends him a weird gift as she always does, this time it's a tight full leather outfit with "Cru/ss/ader" written on the back
>Your wife thinks it's religious and cute, and you don't have the heart to tell her what it means
>It's all worth it to see his eyes light up when you tell him you think you saw something hiding behind the family armor.
>It warms your heart to the core to watch him draw the practice blade and bubble with excitement, slashing at imaginary devils and demons
>Suddenly there's a crash in the kitchen and you remember you left the door unlocked
>The whole litter of the neighbor's Kobold puppies is tearing apart your glorious turkey feast
>They scatter out the back door almost too fast to catch, but you snag one by her fluffy ear and drag her back in
>As she woofs and whines her apology, you think about what a true Paladin should do on this holy day.
>Your son doesn't have a lot of friends. Being from your kind of family culture isn't very popular in the city
>So you tell her that she has to go play with your son and make friends
>Then you ring up some Chinese for delivery because damn if you're going to miss having some kind of dinner today
>They hit it off and play all afternoon
>After that they become inseparable, spending days out in the woods hiking and sparring in armor
>On later reflection, you should probably have picked your son's defacto wife a little more carefully
>But twenty years later, scratching behind the ears of your dozen grandkids, you can't really complain