/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>31974377
That's still a rrat, keep in mind.
Literally all people have for that is Coco saying
>Oh there may be some family matter
in regards to Haachama, and rrats have extrapolated that into
>Haachama's father hates the career she's been doing for the last two years and wants her to quit and go to college instead
with literally nothing to back that up.
It has the same amount of evidence as me saying it's because Haachama got pregnant in Australia and they're deciding what to do with the baby.

I'm guessing someone in Haachama's family got COVID.

Is Haachama's family really forcing her to graduate?

>>31967178
Haachama recently graduated HS, that's why she came back home.

The current rrat about her is that her family doesn't agree with Haachama pursuing vtubing as a career and think she should be going to college instead, and that drama is why she's gone AWOL without so much as a peep.

>>31956328
What if the Charmers was doxxed irl (because the retard probably screamed Haachama chamaa outside while going to shopping with the rest of the girls) and another stalker found where she lives and her family is protecting her now?

Ok, let's clarify the Haachama absence ogey?
For last time, Coco said that her being absent it's because some family issues. That's all you get.

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>>31934507
oh god i wish i can have a girlfriend like Haachama, i want to fuck her while listening to her chuuni shits when i broke her hymen. Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful yummy tummy, radiant Crow like Oz. Like a Vampire Queen, having come down to Earth to sucks our bloods
Haachama is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her tits as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Japanese cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my daughter, my walking toilet, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that throne talking about nuking Japan or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I’m waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.

It's been rumored that Haachama is having family issues which is why she's been out after the 3D stream. The current narrative is that the dad doesn't want her to skip college for a vTuber career

>>31923769
It's part of the master plan to have Haachama graze on her fields forever as her contact with family is cut. The sheep is a cunning one.

>>31923672
What the fuck watames big plan is to make haachama abandon her family?

>>31910519
So if Ame is her “cousin”, what does that make Haachama? Her younger cousin? This is why Ame should have said she was her step sister then we could have at least have Haachama as the cousin and the family LARP would make more sense.

>>31873210
This was when she told us that in Australia you can't order cheese pizza. You have to order Peppeloni and take them off to get a cheese pizza. Other great Haachama moments include "They don't have honey in Australia so my family sends me boxes of it" and "I thought Australia would have animals just everywhere you know out on the street but it's just a normal city"

oh god i wish i can have a girlfriend like Haachama, i want to fuck her while listening to her chuuni shits when i broke her hymen. Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful yummy tummy, radiant Crow like Oz. Like a Vampire Queen, having come down to Earth to sucks our bloods
Haachama is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her tits as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Japanese cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don’t know what I’d do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn’t do for her, nothing I wouldn’t say. I would beat my own mother to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama's shining face. I wouldn’t even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my lover, my daughter, my walking toilet, my everything. Say yes. I see it in your eyes, when you’re up there on that throne talking about nuking Japan or whatever. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I’m waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.

>>31738410
haachama your family is rich why the fuck are you like this?

>>31723360
Why are you including Haachama Cooking? Those were just that poor girl trying to turn her cooking for herself while her host family neglects her into content.

>>31701897
Haachama bathes with her family members

A bunch of the girls have moved around between different places and I'm having trouble keeping track of it all. I'm getting really confused about what country they currently live in and what times I should normally expect them to be streaming. Can anyone help me sort things out? (note: I'm seriously only trying to figure out what country they've moved to, this isn't a lowkey attempt at getting IRL names/faces/etc)


What I think I know:

Coco is an Asian-American who grew up in the southern US (Georgia?) before moving back to Japan permanently.

Botan was from Russia before moving to Japan permanently.

Cali was from somewhere in the US before moving to Japan permanently.

Kiara was from Austria, moved to Japan temporarily on a work visa but that visa is expiring so she's moving back to Austria in Feb.

Haachama was originally from Japan but moved to Australia for highschool(???), but has now (or is about to) move back to Japan.


What I'm not sure of:

Gura is/was from the US east coast. I think she might still be there but I'm not sure.

Amelia is/was from somewhere in the US. I have no idea where she lives now but I don't think it's Japan.

Ina was originally from South Korea but she moved with her family to somewhere in the US (California?) or maybe Canada.

All of the Holo-ID girls currently live somewhere in Indonesia, except maybe Iofi?

All of the other Holo-JP girls are both from Japan and still live there.

(I feel like I'm missing a couple other names who have also moved around but I can't remember).


Anyway, can people help fill in the gaps?

>>31495131
one thing certain is the higher number of tourists coming to this thread

On top of being as young as Haachama, she along with her older sister already made it with their previous gig in a popular esports group
Her family can easily take a loan on top of that

Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.
Haachama is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that stupid chuuni outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening pepeloni juice from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my superchats. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I'm waiting for you.

>>31429227
>at worst this thread has had some memes get on meme review and had an anon ask polka to sit on his face.
I don't disagree, but you're incredibly new if you don't remember what this thread did to Haachama's family and Iofi.

>>31408574
Haachama
Have a family with the woman I love and grow old together.

AHEM
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori has an amazing guh and her bread raps are great!
Kiara is a pleassure to listen to! Maybe a little too pleasureable, but just remember, KFP is one big family!
Ina has to make a pun or add a new girl to her /u/ harem every 26.1264 seconds or else she will literally die. She's also good at art too.
Gura is really cute and funny! So much so that her fans constantly scream in joy whenever she streams!
Watson is hard working and entertaining. Well, according to the people that constantly knock down their chairs at least.
Haachama is energetic and always has something new to surprise us with! She can also be lewd at times, but that's why she's so endearing!
Sora may not be fluent in English, but she's working hard on her eigo reps! Both you and I know she's going to make it because of her diligence!
Nene.

They're all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of the Hololive members.

Frick tribalistfags.
Frick falseflaggers.
Frick doxposters.
Frick /qa/.

AHEM
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

Mori has an amazing guh and her bread raps are great!
Kiara is a pleassure to listen to! Maybe a little too pleasureable, but just remember, KFP is one big family!
Ina has to make a pun or add a new girl to her /u/ harem every 26.1264 seconds or else she will literally die. She's also good at art too.
Gura is really cute and funny! So much so that her fans constantly scream in joy whenever she streams!
Watson is hard working and entertaining. Well, according to the people that constantly knock down their chairs at least.
Haachama is energetic and always has something new to surprise us with! She can also be lewd at times, but that's why she's so endearing!
Sora may not be fluent in English, but she's working hard on her eigo reps! Both you and I know she's going to make it because of her diligence!
Nene.

They're all great and trying their best! It's not a war between them and you should be happy for all of the Hololive members.

Frick tribalistfags.
Frick falseflaggers.
Frick doxposters.
Frick /qa/.

Please God, I want to impregnate Haachama so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins.

Haachama is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that stupid chuuni outfit. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening pepeloni juice from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.

I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.

She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.

I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.

God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.

My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.

I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged penis if it would bring a smile to Haachama’s shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.

I love you, Haachama. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my superchats. Something. Give me a sign, Haachama. I'm waiting for you.