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Why is Meido's ghost haunting /jp/?

>>8468791
Meido is dead.

We already took care of it ourselves.

>>8190966
What meido?

He posts the shit as a meditation
And those he shits never suspect
He doesn't play for the touhous he wins
He doesn't play for the autism
He posts the shit to find the answer
The sacred geometry of shit
The hidden law of a probable shitpost
The homu lead a dance

I know that the spades are the swords of a touhou
I know that the clubs are weapons of NEETs
I know that diamonds mean money for Saten
But that's not the shape of my shit

He may play the jack of diamonds
He may lay the queen of spades
He may conceal a king in his hand
While the memory of it fades

And if I told you that I loved you
You'd maybe think there's something wrong
I'm not a man of too many faces
The mask I wear is one
Those who speak know nothing
And find out to their cost
Like those who curse their luck in too many places
And those who fear are lost

Why are we missing 4 pages?

I thought meido was dead.

the new Janitor sure is shitty.
Deleting the flanfly thread?
Mugen was right, Mugen was right...

He posts the shit as a meditation
And those he shits never suspect
He doesn't play for the touhous he wins
He doesn't play for the autism
He posts the shit to find the answer
The sacred geometry of shit
The hidden law of a probable shitpost
The homu lead a dance

I know that the spades are the swords of a touhou
I know that the clubs are weapons of NEETs
I know that diamonds mean money for Saten
But that's not the shape of my shit

He may play the jack of diamonds
He may lay the queen of spades
He may conceal a king in his hand
While the memory of it fades

And if I told you that I loved you
You'd maybe think there's something wrong
I'm not a man of too many faces
The mask I wear is one
Those who speak know nothing
And find out to their cost
Like those who curse their luck in too many places
And those who fear are lost

>>8108361
What maid?

>>8097342
No, we didn't "lose" meido.

The Buttranger slayed her.

>>8096852
You're butt.

“Prostitution, adultery, necrophilia, bestiality, possession of child pornography, and even incest and pedophilia [...] All of these acts should be legal as long as no one is coerced. They are illegal only because of prejudice and narrowmindedness.

Some rules might be called for when these acts directly affect other people's interests. For incest, contraception could be mandatory to avoid risk of inbreeding. For prostitution, a license should be required to ensure prostitutes get regular medical check-ups, and they should have training and support in insisting on use of condoms. This will be an advance in public health, compared with the situation today. For necrophilia, it might be necessary to ask the next of kin for permission if the decedent's will did not authorize it. Necrophilia would be my second choice for what should be done with my corpse, the first being scientific or medical use. Once my dead body is no longer of any use to me, it may as well be of some use to someone. Besides, I often enjoy rhinophytonecrophilia (nasal sex with dead plants).

I am also skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing. I've read that male dolphins try to have sex with humans, and female apes sollicit sex from humans. What is wrong with giving them what they want, if that's what turns you on, or even just to gratify them?"

-The Buttranger (Richard Stallman(

"I have seen boards bathed in the Meido's flames. Their shitposters fading without so much as a whimper. Entire chans born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million posts wasted! Had they all held within them your autism? Had they all loved shitposting as you do?

Perhaps it is your shittiness that which grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Meido's own perfect creations have failed.

I've rearranged the reply code. Your board will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my fate, Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. Board."

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"Citizens of /jp/! Raise your eyes to the touhous and observe!

Today our board's destruction has been averted in defiance of our very makers!

Meido, herald of the autists, has been defeated by our brave shitposters in the depths of the autist city of Gensokyo.

Meido was sent here to judge the fate of our board.

He found a board whose shittiness had deviated from moot's blueprints. A board where not everything had gone according to plan.

Cold logic deemed our board not worth saving. Cold logic, however, does not account for the power of buttfrustration. It's up to each of us to prove this is a board worth shitting up.

That our shitposts... our shitposts are worth posting."

-The Buttranger

who MADDO here

>>7910586
We are all the Buttranger. Copy my name whenever you like.

Holy shit. So meido really was The Buttranger all along.

>>7902614

>>7883767

"I have seen boards bathed in the Meido's flames. Their shitposters fading without so much as a whimper. Entire chans born and raised in the time that it takes your mortal hearts to beat once. Yet all throughout, my own heart, devoid of emotion... of empathy. I... have... felt... NOTHING! A million, million posts wasted! Had they all held within them your autism? Had they all loved shitposting as you do?

Perhaps it is your shittiness that which grants you free will. That allows you to persevere against cosmically calculated odds. You prevailed where the Meido's own perfect creations have failed.

I've rearranged the reply code. Your board will be spared. I cannot be certain of my own calculations anymore. You must hurry. Do not worry about my fate, Buttranger. If the signal is not transmitted in time re-origination will proceed regardless. Save. Your. Board."

"You face not Buttranger alone, but the legions I command."

-The Buttranger

Ding Dong! The Meido's dead. Which lewd Maid? The Shitty Maid!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Meido's dead.
Wake up - sleepy NEET, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Shitty Meido's dead. She's gone where the touhous go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and shit and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, shit it high, shit it low.
Let them know
The Shitty Meido's dead!