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>>32569897
Haachama
Must be something internal of her family.

>>32538967
Haachama wont bend over for Youtube but listens to her family, how sweet

FUCK HAAT-HAACHAMA'S FAMILY

Since narrative posting is at full force
Reminder that
>You will never have a threesome in a karaoke booth with Sora and Azki
>You will never feel Roboco's perfect synthetic pussy
>You will never play eroge and masturbate together with Miko
>You will never cum inside Fubuki's warm pussy on the lotus position while she whispers yoisho to your ear
>You will never say cheesy manga lines to Matsuri
>Mel will never Kapu kapu your dick
>You will never have sex with haachama while she feeds you her homemade delicacies with her feet
>You will never have drunk sex with Aki
>You will never play strip smash bros with Aqua
>You will never give Choco the loving relationship she deserves
>You will never watch Ayame and her boyfriend fuck
>You will never rape Shion with your friends
>You will never have Subaru introduce you to her weird family as her boyfriend
>You will never come home to get a Mio lap pillow while she sings calming soothing songs to your ear
>You will never cook dinner for Okayu for her to tell you that it was the most delicious food she's ever had
>You will never get a footjob from Korone's perfect feet while she plays your favorite game
>You will never see Flare's and Noel's lesbian sex
>You will never satisfy Marine's most deprived desires
>You will never sniff Pekora's sweaty ass after an 11 hour minecraft stream
>You will never massage Rushia's chest to make it bigger
>You will never piss inside Suisei's ass
>You will never show Kanata what a Tenga is
>You will never get fucked by the Cocock
>You will never smell Watame's armpits
>You will never be there to console Towa on her next Yabee moment
>You will never fuck on top of Luna's piano
Why even live

>>32358257
Me too. But this is just a preference, Haachama has clearly been trained by being starved by her host family. If she had to eat pepperoni pizza or starve she'd eat the fucking pizza.

Miko is my wife
Kanata is my daughter
Coco is my big sister
Haachama is my little sister
I have a big family

Haachama is now late for her family weekend lunch

>>32219204
I really want to marry Haachama, but not unironically. Romantically, form a family, go to work, pay the bills, cook something for her in the mornig, eat whatever she cooks for me once I come back from work, let her slut herself online, while I take the children to the theater to see Avengers 3...

But I know I can't so my only choice is coping with a はあちまちまああああああ！each stream...

I cant wait til haachama makes a family meal after I make her a mother

>>32143220
Haachama's cooking reminds me of that scene in resident evil 7 where the family has the meal

>>32108925
Haachama went on a family trip?

Did Haachama say she went fishing with her family?

>>32064556
Thank you, have a completely worksafe and family friendly Haachama

>>32040648
Unironically this. Which reminds me that Coco said it was because family issues, but then Haachama said that it was something about working hard to release the full RED HEART video asap. What gives?

So is there any actual substance to the theories that haachama's having family issues about continuing her vtuber career?

>>32001547
>>32001552
>can't post proof
Yep she never mentioned anything about Haachama's family issue at all

>>32001366
Burden of proof is on you, or I'll treat that just as a narrative. For all I know, Coco never mentioned anything about Haachama's family issue.

At first I didn't think much of it but now that it's been close to a week, Haachama's absence is suspicious. Options

1. Coco mentioned family issues- if it's something like a death in the family Haachama would still tweet (Shion had something like that happen last year I think). Her family may have grounded her or restricted her access to internet, or may have had a problem with her recent stream(s). Could also be related to University entrance or her future career

2. If she's absent for exactly a week or two weeks, it's a suspension. I don't think she publicly did anything that warrants this, but she definitely had a disagreement with her manager- she was upset that she wasted money on safety measures and lotion for a stream she couldn't do and was warned at the last second because her manager is a dumbass piece of shit that can't even organise full Red Heart release goddamnit.... again she might have done something that we're not privy to that could have warranted it

in the case of the suspension not being mentioned, Haachama has two(?) events this month and any bad publicity before it is undesirable. So the manager is going to be a dumbass and say "just don't say anything lol"

those are my narratives, honestly as a haaton it's frustrating to go through this shit again.

>>31992176
Yeah, feels like you fap to a family member.
The only one I fap to is chammers too and marine some time
Haachama is like that lewd as fuck but retarded cousin you have that craves your cock so it's kinda okay and the taboo makes it even hotter and Marine is like the crazed aunt that rubs your crotch through your pants that knows you will sneak away to the bathroom and rub one out the next chance you get

Is Haachama really being forced to retire by her family?

>>31982928
What is there to get mad about? Coco said that Haachama had a family emergency and Kiara said that the off-collab with Haachama had to be cancelled due to 'rona restrictions despite being scheduled for the week. All signs are pointing to someone in Haachama's family catching the coof and falling very ill.

So...Is there any base on that Haachama rrat about her family wanting her to stop vtubbing to go to college or is this just a bunch of assumptions?

>>31976547
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>EOP EOP EOP EOP EOP EOP EOP EOP EOP EOP
>kiara kiara kiara kiara kiara kiara kiara kiara kiara kiara
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They're constantly monitoring this thread, meanwhile these parts aren't as fixated on them. Even then /hlg/ is still the best place to discuss JPs though. Stuff like Mio's suspension, Haachama's family issues, Coco's problems with EN management etc. arrive here rather slowly compared to there

>>31974437
I don't know if this hlg discussion was true, I pick this up months before hlgg split.
Apparently Haachama father is some big name on Japanese company, a real Ojousama with rich family.
Vtuber money is nothing compared to her parents wealth. I remember watching a clip about Miko revealing Haachama as rich brats.