/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46771721
>>46771714
Thats the point, they both know and they don't care, you don't know this. You do know that crossing youkai is a death sentence, and being the center of a love affair between two powerful hags isn't healthy normally. Then think about the social suicide of being the butt of all granny AND beast fucker jokes in the village forever.

>>46762121
She deserves a kissu all over her erotic granny body.

she was in the ill-fated and short-lived JILLASTED. definitely granny territory.

new Antithese. (and new uniforms)
I think she is a granny since her twitter account dates back to 2012.
pretty cute i guess

>>46762072
Today's granny turtle just woke up from a nap. I guess it was a good dream or something.
https://youtu.be/qmWfDrfYoxQ

>>46762058
lewd granny

>>46748199
After my run in with the Oni, I began to notice that there were many of these 'youkai' even within the village walls, which felt strange given the amount of caution some of the resident showed. I guess they were pretty confident in the local shrine maiden! Whom I had been a little delinquent on making a delivery too as work was plentiful around the village, preparing for an upcoming festival. Granny tried to explain what it was for, something about a flood? I just nodded and pretended to understand, she was nice enough to let me stay in her home after all.

「I'm back with food Obaa-chan.」I announced as I entered the house. What I found was her and Reimu sitting down for tea.

「Oh? How good of you, here let me take that, no no, you can entertain our guest okay? She came all this way to see you after all, ah, I remember when her mother was born like it was yesterday...」 she murmured before curtly taking the bags I held and gestured for me to take a seat, which I did so.

"Ah, Konnichiha wakai onnanoko." I nervously said, noticing her expression looked a little forced.

「Just a 'hello' huh? I haven't heard anything from you for more then a week after running into an Oni, you missed your scheduled delivery, and it turns out you were just taking side-jobs?!」She said, looking a little terse. I raised a hand, trying to explain, but was cut off. 「No, I understand. You saw a little Danamku and lost your nerve didn't you? Well the least you could do was write, I thought you might have been eaten...」She finished looking a little hurt and dejected.

I'm not sure what I would say even if I understood everything she conveyed, but I get the feeling that maybe this was one of those times where saying nothing was better? So, gingerly, I reached out to the girl and rubbed her slightly on the arm. "Watashi wa mada koko ni iru." I told her. Reimu blinked at me for a few moments before collapsing onto me and burying her face in my chest, hugging me tightly. Gently I patted her on the back. Definitely one of those times I was glad to be less fluent.

「You know...」She said, after a while 「There's a lot of space at the Shrine and a lot of chores to be done, if you're willing to put in some work, I can host you. It'd ease my nerves to knowing you haven't ended up in some Youkai's belly! 」She asked rapid fire.

"Uh..." I said, trying to comprehend her offer.

「And I already asked Obaa-chan! She said she's fine with it to!」Reimu added, staring me dead in the face.

I looked to the side and saw Granny peaking out from the corner. What had they talked about?

"Uhh, hai?" I said, not knowing what I'd agreed to.

「Great! Let's get going immediately! If we hurry, you can be set up before nightfall! Come on, Come on, I already packed all your belongings!」She said, pushing me up and along.

After a quick(and mostly smooth) flight we had arrived at the Hakurei Shrine, which I quickly learned would be my new home. The whole situation was a little confusing to me, I understood the Shrine Maiden was concerned with my safety and it did seem weird to me that a young girl lived all by herself, but wasn't it a little wrong for an older man and young girl to be living in one household by themselves? I mean, sure there were separate buildings we were sleeping in, I just wonder if I haven't been roped into some strange marriage agreement or perhaps was being readied as a ritualistic sacrifice? Ah, I must be thinking strangely after such a long day, maybe some sleep would clear this all up.

However I did hear the Shrine Maiden mutter something strange when she left me for the evening.

「He's under my roof now, all to myself, how nice...」

>>46754597
tired granny

Kuroko's granny voice was the best

>>46748091
granny bobs

round granny deko

granny op

avoid chompers avoid straight teeth
am i supposed to get a granny with no teeth

>>46741390
those are granny waki

>>46739892
Yes we need to get as many lives as we can since most of them are granny ages now. Take this chance now instead when they are older and can't do it anymore.

>>46739189
this granny ain't mogging shit

>>46729567
Granny Sacchan... I bet she would hate being called that.

>>46734990
>deranged
I'd like to remind you that those"granny panties" had holes in the crotch area for easy access. The modern version is censored, so in reality those panties would be very popular with monster.

>>46734763
Yeah, they are supposed to understand that clothing can actually make a body more erotic so that sounds about right. You're missing a fraction though: those few degenerates appealing to the most deranged of men: granny panty wearers.

>>46734961
The schedule just says "yes." How am I supposed to interpret that?

>>46729041
I really like this Futon, usually she looks to young when she's supposed to be a granny, a short granny but a granny none the less.

What the fuck was the Maid Academy thinking? They sent me their oldest Kikimora hag, she's three hundred fucking years old man. The notice paper detailed she was the "bustiest" maid enlisted. Yeah more like the most busted one, she's old as heck and moves like a snail! She took a whole minute just to walk up the stairs! She cleans and moves at such a slow pace it's unbelievable! And on top of that, her hair and feathers are even all white too! I asked her if she could fetch me a monster from the fridge and she just tilted her head at me. I had to teach her what an energy drink was, she's so rustic and ancient! She keeps calling me "dear" and "young master". I can't take this! She's so useless and dusted, she belongs in a museum! I asked for a maid and they sent me a granny! The notice paper specified she's "virgin", pfffft, like it even matters when her ovaries died centuries ago. She's gotta be barren as a desert. How do I send this old hag back?! I want a youthful maid that can't actually move and work damn it! This old hag is so useless it's not even funny! Her giant tits are gonna knock my fucking tower over if she goes dusting around my computer!

>>46720702
granny

>Bulma turned into a granny
>Chichi stays young
?????????

I'd fuck granny Bulma desu