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All I can think about is our love, sweet Alice.

>>6017210
Don't worry Hitler, he has to eat all my asparagus before he can even think about invading.

Hey, Hitler, Eisenhower, hey dude who makes everyone's dreams come true.
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Alice and I are really getting along together, she appears to have no more depression left in her. She even asks me to take her out to the battlefield to show her all the cool sights.

Last night, I gave her command of an infantry brigade. She lead it to a successful assault on a British flank this morning, allowing the rest of the army to attack with minimal casualties from enemy support weapons.

I love her.

Come to think of it, I felt lonely before I met her, too...

Even though we are only halfway to the Suez Canal from where we started, I think that with Alice, we'll beat those Tommies back.

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When it's all over, I'll ask her to marry me.

Hey, Hitler, hey Mussolini, hey dude who makes everyone's dreams come true.

Alice and I are really getting along together, she appears to have no more depression left in her. She even asks me to take her out to the battlefield to show her all the cool sights.

Last night, I gave her command of an infantry brigade. She lead it to a successful assault on a British flank this morning, allowing the rest of the army to attack with minimal casualties from enemy support weapons.

I love her.

>>6008701
The statement that my Alice has no friends has now been proven wrong. Alice and I are wildly in love with each other.

Hey, Alice, how's your-

Oh, I see you've baked a cake, what's the occasion?

To show your love for me? Oh, well... I um...

Thank you, Alice.

>>6003390
Miss Margatroid..? Where's all your friends..?

Oh... you say that everyone has already taken them to be there waifu's, and no-one wanted you?

Don't worry, miss Margatroid, I'll take you in. I promise that everything is going to be alright from here on out.

ENOUGH. I SHALL BRING HER IN AND MAKE HER MY MY WIFE.