/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46885087
Fucking granny was still wearing high school uniforms near her retirement. Her wrinkles were not fooling anyone. Ridiculous.

>>46869948
Less of a hyperintelligent milf and more of a cave granny

Why I visit Sanae so often you asked? It's Simple

Sanny's granny has got it goin' on

>>46846279
Yeah but she's canonically a turbo granny. I don't think all hags fall into that desperate archetype.

>>46844208
chubby granny

>>46843237
Call her granny, and suddenly she's babying you and doing everything to strip you of all your pride while methodically building your libido. This bitch would get maniacal if you give her any sense of power over you, and calling her a "grandma", "mother" and such is an insidious way to that.

>>46843190
HUGE granny vibes radiating from this image. Makes me wonder how each of the hags would react to you calling them granny. Seiga would probably just sweetly laugh it off.

>>46836313
>>46836308
Granny

>>46814645
Granny's still got it.

>>46829213
mogged by a granny twice her age -> >>46827732

She's a saggy smelly smoker that's over a thousand years old and lives in the woods. Surely you can set your standards higher then some granny.

granny dog..

why is the granny with the spider neck tattoo never posted here?

>>46789127
chubby granny

>>46771875
>Then think about the social suicide of being the butt of all granny AND beast fucker jokes in the village forever.
I'm trying to get over just how RETARDED this is. Social suicide? Butt of jokes? This is like making fun of someone for winning the lottery...twice. "OH you're soooo rich! Why is your car so big and nice? Lol. You're not hungry? Guess your scantily clad, big breasted private chef must have made you some gourmet shit in your huge mansion, loser!" Getting two hot beast milfs on my dick is the achievement of a life time and I won't let village NPCs attempt to shame me for it! If anything I'll just crash at either of my beast mom's places

>>46777102
the granny part is about making typos like an tech illiterate old person, not that her iPad is outdated

My granny wife with her old iPad

>>46771721
>>46771714
Thats the point, they both know and they don't care, you don't know this. You do know that crossing youkai is a death sentence, and being the center of a love affair between two powerful hags isn't healthy normally. Then think about the social suicide of being the butt of all granny AND beast fucker jokes in the village forever.

>>46762121
She deserves a kissu all over her erotic granny body.

she was in the ill-fated and short-lived JILLASTED. definitely granny territory.

new Antithese. (and new uniforms)
I think she is a granny since her twitter account dates back to 2012.
pretty cute i guess

>>46762072
Today's granny turtle just woke up from a nap. I guess it was a good dream or something.
https://youtu.be/qmWfDrfYoxQ

>>46762058
lewd granny

>>46748199
After my run in with the Oni, I began to notice that there were many of these 'youkai' even within the village walls, which felt strange given the amount of caution some of the resident showed. I guess they were pretty confident in the local shrine maiden! Whom I had been a little delinquent on making a delivery too as work was plentiful around the village, preparing for an upcoming festival. Granny tried to explain what it was for, something about a flood? I just nodded and pretended to understand, she was nice enough to let me stay in her home after all.

「I'm back with food Obaa-chan.」I announced as I entered the house. What I found was her and Reimu sitting down for tea.

「Oh? How good of you, here let me take that, no no, you can entertain our guest okay? She came all this way to see you after all, ah, I remember when her mother was born like it was yesterday...」 she murmured before curtly taking the bags I held and gestured for me to take a seat, which I did so.

"Ah, Konnichiha wakai onnanoko." I nervously said, noticing her expression looked a little forced.

「Just a 'hello' huh? I haven't heard anything from you for more then a week after running into an Oni, you missed your scheduled delivery, and it turns out you were just taking side-jobs?!」She said, looking a little terse. I raised a hand, trying to explain, but was cut off. 「No, I understand. You saw a little Danamku and lost your nerve didn't you? Well the least you could do was write, I thought you might have been eaten...」She finished looking a little hurt and dejected.

I'm not sure what I would say even if I understood everything she conveyed, but I get the feeling that maybe this was one of those times where saying nothing was better? So, gingerly, I reached out to the girl and rubbed her slightly on the arm. "Watashi wa mada koko ni iru." I told her. Reimu blinked at me for a few moments before collapsing onto me and burying her face in my chest, hugging me tightly. Gently I patted her on the back. Definitely one of those times I was glad to be less fluent.

「You know...」She said, after a while 「There's a lot of space at the Shrine and a lot of chores to be done, if you're willing to put in some work, I can host you. It'd ease my nerves to knowing you haven't ended up in some Youkai's belly! 」She asked rapid fire.

"Uh..." I said, trying to comprehend her offer.

「And I already asked Obaa-chan! She said she's fine with it to!」Reimu added, staring me dead in the face.

I looked to the side and saw Granny peaking out from the corner. What had they talked about?

"Uhh, hai?" I said, not knowing what I'd agreed to.

「Great! Let's get going immediately! If we hurry, you can be set up before nightfall! Come on, Come on, I already packed all your belongings!」She said, pushing me up and along.

After a quick(and mostly smooth) flight we had arrived at the Hakurei Shrine, which I quickly learned would be my new home. The whole situation was a little confusing to me, I understood the Shrine Maiden was concerned with my safety and it did seem weird to me that a young girl lived all by herself, but wasn't it a little wrong for an older man and young girl to be living in one household by themselves? I mean, sure there were separate buildings we were sleeping in, I just wonder if I haven't been roped into some strange marriage agreement or perhaps was being readied as a ritualistic sacrifice? Ah, I must be thinking strangely after such a long day, maybe some sleep would clear this all up.

However I did hear the Shrine Maiden mutter something strange when she left me for the evening.

「He's under my roof now, all to myself, how nice...」