/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15443541
yeah how dare she have teeth and a mouth that opens and or a voice like all other humans do. disgusting

>Rika stream supposed to be now
>No Rika stream
>No Rika on schedule
How dare she get my hopes up like that.

>>15274724
yeah how dare she have a nose she should get it removed

>>15258527
You awaken to a different scene entirely. There ground underneath is soft-soft and squidgy - it feels like Mister Dirt, not the scrapy-scrapy Mister Gravel that paves the city streets, but has an easy clean smell. You see bizzare surroundings, a huge Mister Soft-Soft that towers five or more adult-yu heights above the ground, a Mister Box in which some small Mister Humans are taking it easy together on a big green Mister Grass, and in front, you see two adult yukkuri looking at you. One of them is unfamiliar, but the other is Tewi. "Fufufufu, look easy! That trash is waking up usa~!" The other yukkuri, purple haired with skinny rabbit ears, one of which shines with a gold Mister Badge, lets out a mocking laugh. "Gera gera! What a shitty Alice! Udonge thinks she can't take it easy at all gera!" That jolts you out of the fug of sleep-sleep. "Shiddy countwy bumpkin Udonge! Awish ish a shiddy shect idol you know? Apologize now eajy! Awish will get mad!" Udonge laughs even harder. "Gerageragera! What an uneasy little one! Brats like that can never take it easy!" You bounce over to the two adult yus and puff up at Udonge. "Pwuufff! Shiddy Udonge! Awish will dwo hurt-hurt! Apologize dish inshtant and maybe Awish won't do cwush-cwush to yu!" Udonge turns to Tewi. "Gera, Udonge can't believe this trash brat! Even poo-poo is easier!" You're fuming. "Shwabe Tewi! Squash-squash countwy bwumpkin Udonge! Now ish fine!" Tewi looks at you smugly. "Uneasy Alice can go die, usa~! Tewi would never hurt Tewi's Udonge, especially not for shitty trash Alice that can never take it easy!" This trash country bumpkin of a Tewi! How dare she speak like that to an idol like Alice! With a roar, you leap at her - only to crash into something before you reach her. "Yupiii! Awish's bweyoodiful Mishter Fashe dat eben Mishter Sun ish jealoush of!" Tewi and Udonge burst into ugly, mocking laughter. "Geragerageragera! Shitty trash that doesn't even have a Mister Badge didn't see the clear Mister Wall!" "Hahaha! Tewi's cunning pranks are successful again, usa~!"

Thud. Thud. Heavy footsteps break up the laughter. Tewi and Udonge turn to the source of the noise. "Ah! Welcome back, big sis! Tewi and Udonge were showing the trash her place, usa~!" A Mister Human comes into view. Pee-pee leaks out of your mamumamu. She's tall, huge from yukkuri-eye vision, has a Mister Headband not unlike your own, and in her hands, holds your Daddy up by her hair. Daddy is bruised and weeping. "You did well, Tewi, Udonge. Hello 'Idol Alice', heh. What do you think would happen to you if I killed your shit parent and left you without munch-munch for a year or two?" Your bravery, which had faltered for a moment, suddenly returns. "Shiddy Mish Human! You're countwy bumpkwin Tewi's slave, sho you're Awish's shwabe too! Welease shitty-shect Dwaddie and gib us mwunch-mwunch now! A lot ish fwine!" Daddy tries to wriggle free. "Bleaze Biss Human... Adice's liddle one doedn'd underzdand... Bleaze led uz dage id eady..." Miss ignores you both, and takes your headband off. "Yupii? Awish'sh amazhing Mishder Headband! Gib id back! Gib it baaaaack!" You bounce up and down, try and get to Miss, but Mister Wall blocks you again. "PWUFFFF! COUNTWY BWUMPKIN MISHDER WALL! AWISH WANTSH TO PWUNISH SHIDDY OLD WADY!" Daddy cries harder. "Yubyaaaa! Bleaze gib bag liddle one's Bisder Accezory! Zhe gan'd dage id eady widoud id!" Miss laughs. "Oh you want it? I'll give it back, and sweet-sweets at the same time!" You pause. "Mwish hash welented? Gonna apologize?" Miss grins at you, an evil smirk that can never take it easy. "Nope~" And with that, she discards Daddy, forces your mouth open with both hands and jams your little headband inside. "Munch-munch, happiness! Hahaha, eat up, you shit manjuu!" Forcing your jaws together with her fingers, she makes you chew up your accessory, and flicks your stomach, forcing you to swallow. She then releases you, and you instantly vomit up a mouthful of custard. "Ara-ara~! Your custard vomit is adorable! But I'm afraid your little 'mister accessory' has already been turned into 'poo-poo', hahahaha!" You reward her mindless cruelty with a "Yunyaaaaa!", and Tewi and Udonge let out a ringing chorus of mocking laughter. "A poo-poo Mister Accessory will match a shithead like Alice, usa~!" "Geragera! Shitty Alice has no Mister Badge and no Mister Accessory! Oooh, uneasy-uneasy!" Choking back a waterfall of tears, Daddy looks up at Miss. "Bleaze Biss Huban... Bully Adize inzdead... Liddle one jusd wanded do dage id eady..." "Shut up." "BLEAZE! ADIZE DOEDN'D GARE WHAD HABBEDS DO HER! LED LIDDLE ONE DAGE ID EADYYYY!" "Shut the hell up! I'm bored of your crying. Go 'take it easy' with that shitball you call a little one." With that, Miss tosses Daddy into the box with you, and she and her pets leave, laughing all the way.

>>15159208
Yeah how dare she have some flesh, something almost all humans have? She should get liposuction as well. The girls in my animes don't have flesh.

>>15159087
Yeah how dare she have a mole, something almost all humans have? She should cut her nose off too. The girls in my animes don't have noses or moles

>>15139589
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You yu and look confident. "Don't wowwy big shish! Da shitty-shect Awish finks we should wook for Mista Tweasure here in Mista House!" Tufty and Princess yu-yu. "Widdle shish is vewy cwever!" Emo, however, disagrees. "Schupid countwy bumpkin widdle shish! Dere'sh no Mishter Tweasure here!" You glare at her, and instinctively puff up. "Puff! Chut up! Awish ish da shmartest and mosht shitty-shect!" Emo cowers before your puff-puff - as well she should! How dare she defy you! Princess's eyes sparkle as she looks at you with admiration. "Widdle shish ish bwave choo!" Tufty looks a little upset though. "Widdle shishtersh shouldn't fight..." Emo is subjugated, but has an uneasy expression at having to submit.

You don't much care what your sisters say. After all, a city-sect leader only has underlings to do what she tells them to. "Big shishters follow Awish! Let's search Mista House for Mista Tweajure!"

For gutter trash yukkuri, your house is very large and pleasant. It's several big cardboard boxes chained together, ij the shade of a disused factory. Using Daddy's city-sect coordination and Mommy's brain, the spacious easy place was also insulated with assorted trash, keeping you cosier than most gutter trash could dream of. At the wall furthest from the loose piece of trash bag that formed the door, Mommy was on Mister Soft-Soft (a blend of cotton wool and fluffy insulation material) telling the little Patchoulis a story. Next to the Patchy rub-rub zone was a pile of promising looking stuff. "Wook at that eajy Mista Pile! Awish wiww inveshtigate!" Your sisters yu-yu their agreement and follow you.

All koyukkuri like shiny things or things that remind them of their Touhou origin. It's a familiar sight to see a little one playing with a pebble they thought was easy and took for their own. Usually, adult yus abandon these like toys when they grow older, possibly passing them on to their little ones. However, Alice types greatly crave material goods, which they see as a sign of the city-sect. Therefore, your daddy has piled up a great number of treasures over her life. You and your sisters search the pile, and you almost instantly find something you like.

>>15108983
>he "traitor to the rabbits" thing is silly too, though a bit more understandable. "Grrr, how dare she do the thing that we would do too if given the chance." Or maybe the other rabbits are fine with their lot?

Seiran hated being a reconnaissance bunny. Ringo wants to stay on Earth just for the food even though she's well-paid and has a simple paper-pusher job. I think the other rabbits would like to leave.

Honestly, the way that ZUN and the setting just shits all over the rabbits is ridiculous. Reisen is a miserable deserter under the tutelage of a fucking psycho doctor who treats her like complete shit, Seiran is overworked and underpaid, Ringo is willing to defect for fucking FOOD, and the bunnies in general are treated as pathetic weaklings who barely matter. Pisses me off.

>>15108913
When did I mention abuse? A slave is a slave, and nobody wants to be a slave.
The "traitor to the rabbits" thing is silly too, though a bit more understandable. "Grrr, how dare she do the thing that we would do too if given the chance." Or maybe the other rabbits are fine with their lot?

>>14943050
how dare she have features common to all humans

>>14289073
How dare she call Necromancers "Wizards" is she trying to insult me?!

But fine she wants to be scary? I'll tell her the ultimate secret of being scary!

Hold others loved ones for ransom, and then when they go to remark on how someone so cute wouldn't do such a thing rip their souls from their bodies!

Either that or just go build a haunted themepark, people love cute scary things now a days.

>>14085452
It doesn’t matter anyways! I told Daiyousei that Lily will just regenerate and thaw out. Then she... well you know the rest. Yeah! Stupid Daiyousei I don’t care anymore about that stuff. Lily always does this crap and she deserved it! I remember one time I turned the forest around Misty Lake into winter and Lily flies over and makes it spring again. Sure, she couldn’t make the snow disappear but she started the melting process so I had to refreeze everything. Then she fires bullets at me! God this is why people think fairies are so stupid because of Lily. If I could stop her I would. Wahaha maybe I should turn her into an ice cube and leave her at the top of Youkai Mountain where it’s so cold she’ll never thaw out! That would be awesome.

Well... I still don’t know what to do about Daiyousei. She hasn’t talked to me yet and just yesterday I saw her flying around the Bamboo Forest with Tewi. I asked Daiyousei what her problem was and Tewi looked at me, stuck her tongue out and shot a bullet at me I tried my best to dodge it! I even used an ice barrier! She still hit me! How can she do that? So now I lost Daiyousei to Tewi. Ugh I still remember that smug look on her stupid face after she hit me with that bullet and flew off with Daiyousei. How dare she take my best friend from me!

What’s an ice fairy to do now? Well I got some of Yuugi’s sake sitting here under a tree drinking that’s what an ice fairy can do! Wahaha I don’t even care, nope! Lily comes along with her own cup after seeing me drinking under the tree. Bah! Whatever. I let her sit next to me and we drank. Eheh Lily isn’t so bad after all! She told me she shoots bullets at people to announce spring because nobody listens to her otherwise. I guess it’s just Lily and me now! Yep! My new best friend Lily... Wahh! This sucks guys! Help me get Daiyousei back from that thieving rabbit!

>>13945235
Wow, she's calling me a liar now? I'm fucking offended. How dare she make these absurd accusations?!

Actually, how did she even come to this conclusion with her sense of smell alone?

How dare she try to make them fujoshi!

>>13663661
Natsu is a bully! How dare she bully Saho! Fucking gravure slut.

>>13570776
I fucking make her learn her place. How dare she hurt herself? How dare she make me worry about her as if it's OK as long as I'm fine? I'm going to forcefully thrust all of my morals into her.

>>13386131
>ruining someone else's "Hoard"
How dare she? Off with her head!

>>13297927
Gah how dare she show it
Its all about that Mingosu nose anyway.

>>12873545

>She'll probably be incredibly lovey-dovey though. Calling you boyfriend, talking about which bases she's reached with you and so on. Would be sort of embarrassing.

How DARE she!

>>12052355
>Let the well-deserved shitting on Sheeta begin.

Yeah, how dare she voluntarily waste her time translating VNs for English-only peasants.

Looks like nowadays we skip the initial thanking the translator and go straight towards hating on them even directly after a release. It's a fucking miracle there are still fan translators in this community.

>>11602016
That bitch. That fucking bitch cunt motherfucker who dared to speak like Rika and imitate her.
She should die in the worst pit of the universe for that.

I've never hated a character more than this bitch.
How dare she imitate Rika.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gbt1nMk7HNw

Fucking ruined me.

that bitch
how dare she

>>10603435
yup she was asking to be raped that's exactly what she wanted.... and then she had the AUDACITY to be sad about being raped? what a fucking bitch.. how dare she be upset about getting raped