/jp/ - Otaku Culture

"Hello Reim-...

Are you okay, ze?"

>>10995623
Can I pay in nature, Reimu? Wanna hav' bit woohoo behind the shrine?

>>10990071
No.

>>10935740
Well then, I guess I've got nothing to be afraid of, huh?
>>10935744
Beats me. I was only in here to antagonize Patchy, and then people started askin' me questions.

>>10935725
My dad is still alive. We're not on good terms.
And who the fuck is Bob Evans?
>>10935727
Haha, that's cute.
>>10935729
Not recently, no. I heard that she was stalking that Nue character for a while, but apparently she was under the impression that Nue was an extraterrestrial.
She totally flipped when we told her about the Lunarians, though.
>>10935732
Shiitake mushrooms. It's more of a psychosomatic effect though, since they look like little penises and whatnot.
And yeah, I have some botanical knowledge, but that has nothing to do with fungi and everything to do with plants. Yuuka knows more about botany than I do.

>>10935717
Because the thought of bein' possessed by anything gives me the creeps.

>>10935713
Not much. I don't have much reason for goin' up Youkai Mountain, other than collectin' ingredients for potions and stuff.
On the rare occasion that we do hang out, it's usually because we're both at Reimu's place.
Sanae's a little... odd, but she's a good person.

>>10935707
I like Ming, the shit you find from that dynasty is worth a fortune.
>>10935709
No, and no.

>>10935701
Yeeeah, I'm not sure how to go about doin' that. Why don't you be the one to make it happen?

>>10935689
The OP? Nah, that ain't me. I'd like to think that I'm better at writing than that.

>>10935685
You had me up until that last part. Don't post it. At least, not the last part.
>>10935686
Alright! I'll do my best to not let ya down!

>>10935680
Carry on then.
>>10935682
This site, huh? It's pretty nice, once you get past all the trolling and hate and stuff. People are able express themselves anonymously without fear of retribution, and they can find like-minded individuals to discuss things with.
Outside world humans have always interested me a little. It's neat how much they've managed to accomplish without any magic.

>>10935664
Sure thing! If you don't have any magical potential, though, it'll be tough-- but still doable.
>>10935666
That's what I do best, isn't it?
I'll stick around a little longer, but if I suddenly disappear, it's because Kaguya found me using her computer and kicked my ass outta Eientei.

>>10935658
I don't know where Yukari lives, but I'll see what I can do about talkin' to Reimu. Just so you don't get your hopes up, she'll probably say no.
>>10935662
I think I know where this is going. And I'm not sure if I like it or not.

>>10935653
Huh... I wonder if there are any tentacled youkai in Gensokyo...
>>10935655
This hat? My teacher gave it to me when I finished my apprenticeship. There's a spell on it that lets me change its color, and to a certain degree, its shape, at will.

>>10935622
Well, since I've lived in Gensokyo all of my life, I don't really know how someone from outside the border might be able to get through... You're probably better off askin' Reimu or Yukari about that.
>>10935641
Who say's I'm underestimatin' ya? On the contrary, I'm rootin' for ya!

>>10935610
I've never met ya, so I don't know.
>>10935613
You seem bitter. Bad sex life? Maybe there's a potion in one of Patchy's books that I can brew for ya to help with that.

>>10935609
It's too bad you're not in Gensokyo.
We need more dicks here-- not that we don't have any, mind ya, but women outnumber men here about 4 to 1.

>>10935593
Provided thatcha don't get eaten by a youkai or something before ya get to me...
I'll be lookin' forward to it!

>>10935585
Yeah, I know. And when that day comes, I'll accept full responsibility for my actions.
But I make an honest effort to put off that day for as long as I can.
After all, you've only got one life, right? You gotta live it to its fullest!

>>10935556
Nope!
>>10935557
Nope! I guess I should leave a note though...

"Dear Patchy,
I borrowed some of your books while you were gone.
-Marisa"

>>10935544
>seems to have vanished
Excellent! I'll just borrow these then.

Yo, Patchy!
Can I borrow this book?

tewi~ <3
>>10825160
:3