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How is Haachama fat wtf
She's such a good dancer and has great stamina and did ballet and didn't she say she often didn't have anything to eat in Australia because her foster family was neglecting so she should look skinny not fat

>You will never have a steamy threesome booth with Sora and AZKi
>You will never feel Robocos perfect synthetic pussy
>You will never play eroge and bake cookies with Miko
>You will never be more then friends with Fubuki
>You will never read and whisper cheesy manga lines to Matsuri
>Mel will never Kapu kapu your dick
>You will never have sex with Haachama while she feeds you her homemade delicacies
>You will never have drunk sex with Aki
>You will never play strip smash bros with Aqua
>You will never give Choco the relationship she deserves
>You will never watch Ayame and her boyfriend fuck
>You will never rape Shion with your friends
>You will never have Subaru introduce you to her family as her boyfriend
>Mio will never be your mommy girlfriend
>You will never get to run your hands over Okayus belly
>You will never get to doggy greet Korones rear end
>You will never see Flares and Noels lesbian sex
>You will never satisfy Marines most deprived desires
>You will never sniff Pekoras sweaty ass after an 11 hour minecraft stream
>You will never massage Rushias chest to make it bigger
>You will never piss inside Suiseis ass
>You will never show Kanata what a Tenga is
>You will never get fucked by the Cocock
>You will never smell Watames armpits
>You will never be there to console Towa on her next yabee moment
>You will never fuck on top of Luna's piano
Why even live

>>25218546
I guess anon finally has the answer to the Haachama family discrepancy question

Is Haachama actually even 1/4 British or was that a lie too? Wasn't the only reason people actually believed that was because of her grandma and if the living with family in Australia thing was a lie there's no more grandma to have as some sort of proof

Haachama made up living with family in Australia to hide the pain of domestic abuse...

Haachama didn't feel like streaming anymore because she had so much other stuff occupying her attention like her family and university friends and university sex orgies...

>>36197033
Haachama family is stacked that didnt stop her from goin full slut the other day.

>>35797681
You must be bad at understanding people if you can't see the difference between two almost opposites.
Haato's actions are not focused on neediness but her attempt to grow her channel bigger after Hololive became more famous.
The problem with this is that it was a more personal channel before she wend down this route and she couldn't keep up with this new Haachama she had created which caused her increased stress as she ran out of ideas.
Had she continued to exist as Haato she would have less subs, but she could continue to stream with less issues.
Add to it the feelings of culpability over Coco's situation and losing trust in Hololive's management, and it makes sense she would want to avoid everything associated with this bad memories.
You tend to avoid bad memories and things associated with them to not keep thinking of it if you don't know how to resolve this issue and weaken the bad memory.
She is also at at time when she has to think of her future while her family disapproves her Haachama antics.
Her 2D avatar shows she was away and could not got to the Hololive streaming location.
She may be on a vacation somewhere else to try to relax and forget things.

As for a solution to Haachama's main problem she has to resolve her culpability issue first. The most efficient way would be to meditate and analyze the source of what culpability really means to her. It's not an emotion coming from your own self, but the result of family and society training you to behave in a way that your parents approve. The answer is quite easy. You have to reject being a slave to your parents and chose to become your own person and only judge your actions from your own point of view. Everyone is responsible for their own happiness and a child should not have to sacrifice his own behavior for the happiness of his parents.
This would also solve her conflict between who she is and who her 2 different group of fans expect her to be.

As for Matsuri there is not a lot left to discuss. She will never obtain the attention she craves as long as she tries to get it outside from others instead of facing the source of her menhera problem insider her own past memories and facing them.

>>35772826
>Be Matsuri
>Wants to invite Haachama for her bday live
>Asks Haato to at least record something
>Haachama gives an okay, but in the end doesn't deliver anything because she is on hiatus
>Rushia bday live happens
>Haachama is there
>Matsuri rants on twitter about it
>Later that day annouces that she is taking a break
Hololive family...

>>35743834
Matsuri's only lashing out because she thinks of Haachama as family, if it was someone she didn't give a shit about she wouldn't feel so hurt.

>>35743834
what? never had a family spat before?
drama drives attention like nothing else and it's giving haachama a new gimmick other than schizo streaming

>>35725909
Haachama, she comes from a very wealthy family.

>>35661531
I think, having stuff like tooth pain, having no friends, struggling to interact with the people around you because you don't speak their language well enough, and missing your family and being able to be with them are big enough reasons to say that haachama coming back to japan was a good decision
she's only missing out on the thing that the other holos are doing, which is interacting with the rest in offcollabs and having more fun that way.
miko certainly wants to hang out with her, for one, and watame has contacted her too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrMMcSwhGNo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5OCMWv7-pw

>>35434393
Marine and Luna were doing that other thing.
Flare's getting surgery done and Noel has to be there to hold her hand.
Ayame doesn't show up for anything. Aqua has decided to be like Ayame.
Korone never attends big collabs and streamed something else instead.
Shion and Haachama are preparing to graduate.
Mio didn't want to make Aqua or Ayame look bad by going when they didn't.
Okayu had a member stream; she thinks Minecraft is the big gay.
Mel was visiting "family."

I have made this communication as short as I can, assuming you might not be knowledgeable on these terms but you must change these circumstances with haste.

>Kiryu Coco’s graduation stream is almost over.
>Generation 4 of Hololive’s Idols come out onto the stage and they all sing an original song they have been working on together in 3d
>As the song ends the group tearfully says their goodbyes to Coco and walk off stage
>Coco stands alone on the stage and begins talking about how grateful she is to her fans and the community.
>She suddenly starts speaking in a more natural tone of voice and explains the reasoning behind her retirement.
>The livestream starts stuttering and it turns off
>It it thought by some that covercorp has shut the stream down, and by others that chinese “anti-fans” shut down the stream.
>The 300k+ live viewers are outraged, they begin protesting on websites such as twitter, 4channel and the Japanese equivalent 2chan. they demand Coco be given a platform to properly say goodbye to her fans.
>Amane Kanata, Who is part of Kiryu Coco’s debut generation, as well as being her roommate, threatens to leave hololive on her twitter if the stream does not come back online.
>suddenly the stream goes back online and Kson ( Kiryu Coco’s “Roommate”) is wearing a complete kiryu coco outfit and there is a giant taiwanese flag hung up on the wall.
>The real kiryu coco walks offscreen to turn on a projector using the taiwanese flag as a display.
>it is a video of Tanigo Motoaki the CEO of covercorp.
>“I have become fed up, by the pressure put onto my idols by the dirty chinese bugs, cover corp has decided to fully cut off all of its connections to china, thank you.”
>A schizophrenic chinese man named Yuan Huizhong, finds where the “holohouse” is and murders kiryu coco and amane kanata .
>Some then find where tanigo motoaki lives and murder him as well.
>hololive is completely shutdown, only Usada Pekora has continued to stream by using a bootleg software where her character live2d has blanatanly been rigged poorly, possibly by herself.
She is the main reason this message can be delivered to you all now, this is the first major conflict that has begun after the invention of the internet, so I can give you this message using “hindsiight”. This unending conflict has given rise to grand technologies but I am yet unsure whether or not we will have access to them in a time of peace.
>Chinese anti-fans threaten the ceo of nijisanji riku tazumi, telling him to graduate any nijisanji streamer that has ever collabed with any hololive member
>riku tazumi refuses and is subsequently murdered in his own home 2 months later.
>The japanese media and government take this as a threat against their lives and tensions between the two countries rise.
>Akai Haato, real name unknown, was a streamer and content creator for cover corp.
>her being indirectly responsible for Kiryu Coco's graduation took a heavy toll on her mental health, this was only compounded by the isolation from her family she faced while studying abroad, as well as the bullying and dangerous bugs she must have dealed with frequently in australia.
>bugs, the reason an idol vtuber would eat bugs on stream, to satiate a desire for revenge, for comeuppance against an unfeeling bug, an unfeeling family, an unfeeling country.
>Akai Haato went on indefinite hiatus after Kiryu Coco announced her graduation.
>it is believed she lived in mainland china in a dirty hut, begging and eating livestock to survive
>her only valuable possession was a small, barely functioning crt tv, where she most likely watched chinese news stations.
>a Chinese politician claimed that this annihilation of Virtual youtubers was only beneficial to society and that extended exposure to Vtubers would cause Autism and prodigal behaviours in the viewer.
>Chinese scientists deem this to be true.
>shortly after the broadcast announcing Kiryu Coco’s death came to chinese news stations, it is thought Akai Haato slowly made her way to Zhongnahai by foot.
>her youthful, unthreatening appearance, most likely allowed her to be able to get past police officers and city guards.
>during a conference regarding the rising tensions between Japan and China, Akai Haato seemingly waited for the president of the peoples republic of china, Xi Jinping to mention a character she played in her livestreams known as “Haachama”.
>After the mentioning of this character, Haato proceeded to pull out a kitchen knife and mutter an indiscernible sentence, that sounded like a mix of japanese and australian english before stabbing The former president in the Neck. Akai Haato is shot and killed on scene and Xi Jinping dies on his way to hospital.
>This starts World War 3.

You must find some way to intervene. Keep questions brisk our time is dwindling.

-K

>>35214826
I liked her family guy and adult swim tier humor as well as her dorkiness so it sucks to see her go
I literally never watched haachama outside of the collabs she did with coco
Shion makes peepee go uohhhhhh but I don't watch her so I feel nothing

>>35214264
I agree. I also think, however, that it makes a whole lot of sense for them to speak to fellow coworkers in person, or to their closest family members, or to extended family if they're unable to interact well with their immediate family
ultimately they desire and need to talk with other humans, as we all do. People online may be a quick and instant fix for the desire to connect, but they're also ephemeral and usually don't lead to you becoming a better person. People who know you personally, know how you talk and how you look at things when you talk, are infinitely better at gauging how to talk to you and how to help you improve.
that said I don't know what haachama did when she took her break, and I have no need or right to do so. I hope that she's doing some proper soul searching and talks to a bunch of people in that time, as I hope shion does as well. And all in person, preferably

>people saying university and teenager stuff
All things she can do while streaming. Nobody in this fucking planet doesnt have 1 hour in their day to stream a game or zatsudan.
Not to mention if school related she wouldnt have need to kept it a secret.
Clearly this is related to the Taiwan shit cuz she and Coco were suspended at the same time, and now Coco is graduating but Haachama isnt.
That, or theres also the possibility that her parents want her to take over family business, considering she just finished high school, and not every parent consider streaming an actual job.

Haachama is going the Shion route and pleasing strange old men for money. She didn't actually graduate highschool and has been disowned by her family for continuing to stream. Currently she lives in a cardboard box inside Covers office, next to the vending machines.

>>35156148
Not suspending Coco and Haachama. Defended their talent. Ignored the real antis. Abandoning family friendly. Stayed the course from 2019. Give the reigns to someone that actually cares about Hololive. Treated the business like the beast it is; chuubas are not supposed to entertain children in the first place. Anyone that grows up with a chuuba as their babysitter is going to have a diatribe of complexes. Leave it to those that already have them.

>>35041461
In Haachama's case it's a family like the RE7 family is.

>>34789828
You mean this place that wishes death on Miko and stalks Haachama and her family?

>>34659996
If you braced yourself for the worse every time a holo was going through a crysis your asshole would be clenched 24/7. Aqua and Shion had family member deaths, Miko was seriously ill, Mel was harrassed by her manager, Coco has been harrased by chinks and was suspended, Haachama had to live in fucking Australia and was suspended several times, Ayame had months where she streamed less than 5 hours, Gen5 had to deal with Aloe graduating, Matsuri and Rushia have menhera episodes every other day, Mio was gone for months and almost had her channel deleted because of capcom, Pekora and Choco both had to deal with chinks way before Coco, youtube almost killed several holos with bans, demonetisations, cracking down on asmr and general lewd content, etc. All of them are still here and I barely even scratched the surface. I understand that you're worried and I'd hate to see Korone go, but you can't really do anything other than offere her support. Freaking out will only cause you and others extra stress

>>34451980
you're right
you should marry a bunch of women, then have a bunch of babies with all of them
more is better, more women, more marriages, more children, more people in your family, more more more, then you'll get more power!
that's how it works after all, just look at haachama. She's the epitome of power, since she called herself 最強のアイドル
yes!