/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22740869
Fap threads would be an improvement. Now they're just "fairy pee Star slut" for 300 posts. I swear some group is trying to ruin all discussion by spamming 'stink pee diaper fat cagando' all the time in every thread about anything.

>>22740863
Give an archive link to whatever >>22736729 was talking about before this thread gets pushed off

>>22523012
Honestly every other thread, Touhou or otherwise, nowadays is fucked. I don't know if it's a planned invasion or what but every other thread is cunny, diaper, feet, stink, fart, fat, deformed tits, cagando, pathetic ass, mommy, barren manless Akyuu, or some other dumb shit.

Why does you guys thread have the worst posters? That theory shitposter, the humiliation poster, the cagando guy, the weirdo who keeps making all those silly edits with the oddly spherical boobs.

Remi's embarrassing formerly human butt from which she may no longer cagando but still serves as an eternal humiliating reminder of when she was nothing but a dumb loli subject to the human condition!

BATTLER BLANCO

JORGE WATON CULIAO FOME MATATE

RENA CAGANDO

ANGE HUMILLADA

Battler Blanco

Jorge Gordo

Guillermo y Leonardo

Rena cagando

>>22325441
Why does she have a special cagando gauntlet?

So, assuming that VRification ignores physical brain defects and forcibly merges alters, the end result is:

-Miyao: PERMADEAD (integrated with Meow)
-Meow: PERMADEAD (Integrated with Miyao)
-Integrated Miyao: EVOLVED (Blue Jayden talked to him/her/whatever)
-Jayden: EVOLVED (Blue Jayden)
-Gunhild: DEAD (exploded into pieces) (could be faked but the others would've noticed her flying away, so it's unlikely)

-Chloe: UNKNOWN
-Lilja: DEAD (fell to her death) (could have survived if she fell in the water, but Chloe would've noticed and finished her, so it's unlikely)
-Koshka: EVOLVED (they couldn't afford killing her because her brain is very valuable)

-Lingji: DEAD (got her head smashed on screen) (seems like a very definitive death but it depends on what "evolving" means)
-Momotake: UNKNOWN
-Aysha: UNKNOWN

-Sujatha: UNKNOWN
-Rukhshana: UNKNOWN
-Andry: UNKNOWN

-Stan: UNKNOWN
-Naima: UNKNOWN (probably got killed by Yeladot Shavit for rebelling, assuming they were dispatched to the same battlefield)
-Naomi: UNKNOWN

-Leah: UNKNOWN (all three are dead if they used their signature suicide attack to neutralize Naima)
-Fatma: UNKNOWN (then again, maybe they got attacked by Naima's alter from behind, who swore to murder anyone who attacked Naima's ABN friends, which they most certainly did as it was their job. If that happened and one of them got taken out, the other two alone would be no match for Naima's alter).
-Stephania: UNKNOWN (this is all assuming they were dispatched to the Kashmir spirit field along with Naima's kette, which is likely because the ABN wouldn't give a shit about the refugee camp in Africa when it comes to expanding their borders in a rush before the truce, so both kettes were probably in the same place and saw each other do things that warranted a confrontation).

-Rethabile: UNKNOWN (probably had to face a deranged/traitor Chloe in the middle of the sea)
-Abdou: UNKNOWN
-Ishak: UNKNOWN

-Noor: UNKNOWN
-Gannet: UNKNOWN
-Mariana: UNKNOWN

-Cagando 1: UNKNOWN (probably fucking Toujirou as the world ends)
-Cagando 2: UNKNOWN (raped by Cagando 1 and Toujirou)

Now, evolution could mean either:

-Getting factory'd and becoming a brain in a jar trapped in VR (blue body probably means becoming a special program that can remember the IRL timeline). In this case, the story would end with a bittersweet Umineko-tier delusion where the characters achieve a happy ending and stop the end of the world, but it's all a VR paradise still. But who cares if it's not real when you can experience it all the same.

-They were already in VR and were already brains in jars reliving the end of the world, and evolution means having their consciousness copied from the simulation to a blue automata body. Or maybe they just grab the brain, disconnect it from the VR world, put it in an artificial head made to resemble their face, and put that head on a blue automata body. The lab girls could be full automatas without a human brain. This option would also mean that Miyao was indeed a program "fathered" by Toujirou and the brain was Meow's originally before she got hooked to VR.

If it's the second option, it means Lingji could come back and isn't permanently dead. She may even escape the simulation in an automata body. If it's the first, Miyao will delude himself with a simulated copy of her mind and live on in VR. Either way, the real world is uninhabitable for non-blue humans and Miyao/Meow are doomed to merge into one mind.

Lingji cagando! Even though she's so cute and dignified! Pathetic!

>>22283924
>Maricarmen Cagando
my sides fuck off

Jorge Gordo

Battler Blanco

Maricarmen Cagando

Phase 2 will add a third cagando and she'll be the protagonist.

>>22258422
>Wait, so what happened to the cagando cuties at the airport?
Is this from the tips too?

>>22258422
cagando cuties?

Wait, so what happened to the cagando cuties at the airport? Did they really get abducted and probed by aliens?

And factory hell is in some alien planet or on the Earth 1000 years into the future, right? No way mere humans could build all that machinery that extends into the horizon and as far as the eye can see. It's like the city of books.

>>22234235
Found the cagando.
Valentina is cool.

Battler Blanco

Jorge Gordo

Rena Cagando

Kanon Eunuco

>>22211514
Sorry anon, I live in cagando Venezuela. I've been following Umineko since it came out because I was a big fan of Higurashi back then and there's nothing I wanted more than buying every episode as they were being released. But I had to make do with just burning the installers in DVDs and treasuring them.

>>22208646
>Seshat
>she shat
>CAGANDO IS REAL

I wouldnt mind watching Maricarmen cagando

>>22208348
Beatrice is now a cagando from Brazil, she's not Italian anymore.

>>22202210
Just call her Cagando Rika.

I am cagando myself for a link please anyone?

Battler Blanco

Jorge Gordo

Beatriz Dorada

Rena Cagando

Diaper-wearing quadruple-amputee Ange

Anónimo Humillación