/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Have you stuck an object up your anus today, /jp/?

What does it feel like to have a dick in your ass?

Sometimes when I'm anally masturbating, I pretend I'm a little girl being raped by five dicks.

Have you engaged in anal masturbation today, /jp/?

Have you anally masturbated today, /jp/?

Do you browse any other boards, /jp/ ?

When was the last time you left your house?

Which Touhou character do you think you personify?

Pic related.

>>2657691

How about just make me Kaguya and we'll call it a deal?

Intrigue.

The NEETest.

Eirin gave Kaguya a new computer.

She replied with "What a NEET gift."

>>2522719

Kaguya is the second-best Touhou.

Mokou wins though.

>>2468619
Why of course. I was NEET for a year and a half myself. I'm just slightly less so now.

So, /jp/,

What other boards do you browse besides /jp/, if any?

How many hours do you spend browing /jp/ usually?

24.255.41.250
West Coast Scrub

>>2438051

No, (s)he'd be a hopeless hikikomori just like he currently is.

Anon doesn't care about sex--if he wanted to, he could almost surely find some, somewhere. But he prefers 2D.

Anonymous might be the most beautiful girl there is, but (s)he'd still be a useless NEET.

It is the year 2060, Anonymous. Aging has been medically reversed for quite some time; though humankind is nowhere near real immortality, you can stay youthful as long as you get regular treatment. Of course, this did all kinds of whack things to the economy; you can't really retire permanently anymore either for obvious reasons. So most people take a few years or a decade off and then go back to work, perhaps to do something totally different.

Amazingly, Anonymous, you managed to get a job. And you did well enough that now you're going to take a few years off. You plan to spend your time mostly with a rather popular invention: a full sensory virtual world which you can plug into to experience basically anything. You still need to get out each day to eat and so forth, but otherwise it's fully immersive.

Touhou outlasted its 10-year heyday at the opening of the 21st century and amazingly is still around. ZUN has branched out quite a bit in terms of genres, but the core idea is still there. And recently, a massive collaboration of doujin groups released a program for the virtual world: a simulated Gensokyo.

You install the program. It gives you the option to go and modify whatever you want before starting up the world--and to play as any character you want, including your own new one, if you want.

What do you do, Anonymous?

>>2398459
Blasphemy.

Near Earth Extra Terrestrial

>>2210501
I'm sorry, but I've never even considered you to be a troll before.

And you'll never overtake athens in terms of notoriety. Even DHAF is more rage-inducing than you.

My hime-sama <3

>>2167467
The laziest.