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>> No.42683241 [View]

>>42683094
Looks like for a moment she wants to go deeper, longing for asshole, but then something makes her rejoice.

>> No.42675860 [View]

>>42675831
Rejoice that my life has finally come to an end, impregnating her and getting stabbed right afterwards is more than I could have ever asked.

>> No.42672910 [View]

Cryingbros, rejoice!

https://scanlover.com/d/5721-crying-in-jav-actresses-who-shed-tears-on-video

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>>42627541
Rejoice, anon: their laws get more strict, we just get better at dodging them, through any means necessary. We did it once, we did it twice, we will do it one million times more.
>>42627498
Totally the latter.

>> No.42583674 [View]

I suppose Honjo's manly jaw was the giveaway. I'm sorry if I'm such a buzzkill but it's really amusing seeing newfags rejoice over temporary solutions. We have come a long way from crying flopfags, but it's still a shame nobody talks about og seiyuus.

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guys here's your true thread>>42580537
>>42580537
>>42580537
rejoice and let's end mod's disgust

>> No.42578566 [View]

>>42578551
eop clipniggers would rejoice

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>>42567739
>blind beggar anon scraping by on moldy bread crusts and a pittance of alms in some order town bordering on monster territory
>shit sucks but what you gonna do? least some uptight noble didn't kick your ribs for daring to exist today
>hear townsfolk making a commotion
>amazon raiders were spotted outside town
>people are barricading their houses
>try fruitlessly to shack up with anybody
>soon enough the only people left on the streets are you and a handful of prisoners they turned out from jail
>hear one of them mutter about being a sacrifice
>oh, so that's why the townsfolk kept you around
>before long they've run off somewhere
>settle into your usual alley. not like you'll be doing much running. maybe the raiders'll pass by without noticing. maybe.
>grip the handle of a flimsy knife you had stashed away. doubt it'll be of any use but squeezing it offers some comfort.
>the whooping and hollering of savage women draws closer
>sounds like they've broken off into smaller groups combing the streets
>a scuffle off to the east followed by a man screaming and a woman jeering. guess one of the prisoners got captured again.
>this time, to the south. he didn't make it far.
>still, his road had been quiet. maybe...
>a wooden thunk sounded at the entrance of the alley. spear handle, maybe?
>now or never i guess. flourish the pitiful knife, shaking hand and all. that's sure to intimidate her.
>hear a snicker transition into a belly laugh. she's got a pretty voice, at least. she's got a point though, one spear poke and it's over.
>plan b then. move the knife to your neck; spare yourself whatever fate they have in store for you.
>"wait, wait, wait!" she yells. you hear the spear clatter to the ground. that's unexpected.
>"be my husband!" hold up, that's more unexpected. what is this absurdity?
>"you want some blind, useless, homeless trash to be your husband? i can't do shit."
>"I don't care." she steps closer
>"You could find someone else. it's not too late." you hesitated too long. she was too close.
>"I don't want anyone else." you waited for her to wrench your hand and slam you up against the wall. "I want you." her hand rested over yours with a terrible gentleness and warmness. "You will want for nothing." something imperceptible broke inside you and a single tear ran down your cheek. she brushed it away. "Be with me."
>hope is such a bullshit emotion. it had failed you so many times before and yet it always crept back in. "is it really ok?"
>she embraced you tightly. "every fiber of my being will exist to make you happy and i rejoice for it."
>all those other amazons going to be jealous when they get to walk out hand in hand instead of the husband trussed up like a wild animal hunt.
>also she has a huge ass
couple idle thoughts i had. never did have enough sauce to get a real story out of it.

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Rejoice with me Anons! UPS finally located Y'shtola and brought her home today! She's everything i hoped and more!

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>>42456980
I like her character, imagine how she will rejoice and make noise during impregnation.

>> No.42406628 [View]

We must ensure /jav/ remains the village watering hole, even a restaurant where JAV is our beverages and meals. The JAV lifestyle is under threat from the outside by those who wish to see /jav/ gone, and now even from the inside too as the seed germinates by unfortunate sirs who have fallen on hard times and wish for other sirs to become as miserable as them. For sirs who by now are overworked, too busy and tired, burdened by what society expects of you to do instead of being free to live the JAV lifestyle. I feel your pain. Surely we all can relate to such burdens, but sirs rejoice, the JAV lifestyle still can be found within the hectic "normal" lifestyle.

It would be a lie to say, it doesn't make any difference if you work at an office or from home. Of course it makes a difference. For some of us it was corona that enabled the full immersion in the JAV lifestyle to bloom, before corona there was less time and less opportunities to coom. If for you too it was like this and then it was taken from you, that is unfair. Yes, for some of us the change in situation because of corona policies still remains and likely will remain into the future because it was seen to be better. No doubt, we are lucky. However, never forget that spirit of freedom. If the spirit lives within you, then you too still can live the JAV lifestyle in the time you have.

One sir posted that he sniffs the jackets of his female coworkers. Is this also a part of the JAV lifestyle? For me, it never was. But, so long as it does not negatively affect yourself or others, any form of fkn enjoying can be a "healthy" compoment of the JAV lifestyle. Think about it this way. For you, if you have to commute to an office and back, think about all the increased chances of seeing attractive women. Do you have a hot coworker? I had one, but since the beginning of corona I have not seen her. Since then, my sightings of high school girls have dropped from several per day to much fewer. Yes, of course this is a small downside and I would not switch back to conditions before corona only for the purpose of seeing more attractive girls in reality. After all, nothing would stop me from making that same commute even only for looking at girls. It isn't what I do, but I could do it and come back home. So, I can see how this knowledge could make you bitter, if you had this "freedom" and then had to return to the "normal" lifestyle instead of the JAV lifestyle.

Besides, this isn't an argument that all men should become coomers. The JAV lifestyle is not any more objectively valuable than a more "normal" lifestyle. Subjectively for many of us it clearly is, even such posters who break under society's expectations and charge against fellow JAV coomers for an "unrealistic" lifestyle. Yes, the JAV lifestyle is a dream come true for those who can live it. You still can live it. It does not take the same form for any two people, but the quality of one person's JAV lifestyle is not dictated by its correlation with another's. Please maintain hope and practise happy fapping, don't fall victim to the misery that could destroy JAV from within.

Maybe you don't have time to fap much, but you still can ensure the quality of your faps if you're drawing parallels to JAV from reality. It may be easier if you see Japanese women, or at least some other Asians, but I believe in you! Even if you are a Torres Strait Islander, you can enhance your fap quality by elements drawn from reality into the JAV watching experience. Even if society tells you, for a man of your age to be a JAV coomer is pathetic. That does not have to be true. Even true addiction does not need to ruin other things in your life. Only you can navigate your life and how JAV fits into it, but in everybody's life there is room for JAV. You just need to find it.

Let's all do our best! For a strong /jav/, united by JAV in all its forms! Let the freedom roar of sirs be heard, let us fkn enjoy! Brothers in coom!

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I know what you're thinking.
You're thinking "where is that cool, smart and very beautiful Satori thread at?"
It's here, rejoice.

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Rejoice, Yuina has become an adult.

>> No.42274773 [View]

https://twitter.com/houkai3rd/status/1610924312462249984
Katanagatari fans rejoice, though its Honkai but nonetheless should be a fun stream.

>>42274750
Cool, its nice seeing Hikasa voice lesbians. However I will now be watching to see if anymore I'm Seiyuu pop up.

>> No.42274592 [View]

>>42274386
hagchads rejoice!

>> No.42242147 [View]

it is asleep, rejoice brothers. fortune favors the patient.

>> No.42137957 [View]

https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1606318410190966784
Sinners, rejoice

>> No.42105042 [View]

>>42104992
Rejoice, the rule has been enforced, no off-topic OP allowed.

>> No.42081661 [View]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA MICOMET IS OFFICIALLY DEAD

PEKOMIKO REJOICE

>> No.42079205 [View]

>>42079177
Now it's just full of strong women and niggers. You can rejoice Warhammer is dying and only live thanks to the paypigs

>> No.42009142 [SPOILER]  [View]
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For years I've been concerned whith an important problem.
How do lamias climb stairs?
The steps are too small to be useful, staircases are too sloping and narrow.

But rejoice, my fellow snek enjoyers, for I came up with a solution!
You just need to put poles every several steps, so that the lamia can push off them with her tail.

And I should probably stop abusing coffee and go to sleep.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5N5GvHl8Dg
Rejoice! Aki city pop is back!

>> No.41921378 [View]

>>41921349
>humpty egg
pro lifers around the world will rejoice as abortion doctors get what is coming to them when the fetus pops out and commits rape correction.

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>>41870756
We are closer than ever to Winter
Rejoice

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