/jp/ - Otaku Culture

shitty fanfic i wrote when bored and horny
"HEY! Let go o-" Alice's words were cut short as the stranger on her door grabbed her by the wrist and pulled her, covering her mouth. Alice felt completely powerless as the man gripped her wrist and mouth with alarming levels of strength. He ushered her into her own home. She heard more footsteps and then the door shut. And lock. And then she felt something prick her arm...
...
As she opened her eyes, she heard voices. She could see 4 blurry figures sitting on her couch. She rubbed her eyes, as it occurred to her that she wasn't tied up. "Look the girl's awake" said a voice. Words could barely escape Alice's mouth, but she managed to stutter her way into asking them who they were and why they were in her house.
"People are looking for us, miss. I hope it is okay for us to seek refuge at your place for a few days until the heat dies down? As for who we are, don't concern yourself with that."
"No, get out of my house!" said an angry Alice.
"Look boys! She says she's happy to have us here! What a hospitable... fiiine young lady!"
Alice winced. In her senses and afraid for her safety, she made a dash for the door, turning the handle - in vain. The four men laughed at her helplessness as she crumpled near the door, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Feeling trapped, bitch? your magic won't work, and each of us is four times stronger than your five feet frame so you better behave yourself, slut!"
"Now, don't be so uncouth, bro, that's no way to talk to such a... fiiiiine young lady!" said one of them, undressing her with his eyes.
"Shut up you fags. Hey, you, come here!" said a man with the big, scary face, covered in scars. Just looking at him would make anyone piss his pants.
Alice glared at the man. Angered over this disobedience, the man got up and walked towards a whimpering Alice, and slapped her with the back of his hand. Alice cried out in pain and fear. Then he held her chin, with perhaps too much power, as was evident on Alice's contorted face. The man put his face close to hers.
"Those are the terms of our stay here: we stay as long as we like, you cook us food and clean the place, and you can't leave. You let us use this house as though we own it. For as long as we are here, you are our maid, servant. And remember: "
The man reached into his pocket and drew a very fearsome knife, smelling of something Alice recognized to be blood.
"if you call any friends using telepathy or whatever i'll disable their magic the same way we did yours, kill them, and make you eat the body parts. Raw. Understood?"
...
"UNDERSTOOD, YOU WHORE?" he said, letting go of her chin and punching her in the stomach.
"y-Yes!" Alice managed to say.
"Good. Now go make dinner. And if you get any funny ideas with a knife in your hand, remember this: mine's bigger."
...
The men were stuffing their faces with Alice's homemade dinner.
"Thank you miss, this meal is great. You must work well under pressure."
"Th-thank you"
Alice was sitting in a corner of her own living room with her legs drawn close. Why did this happen? Why is she a prisoner in her own home?
"Oi, come here, lass!" Knowing better than to disobey orders like that, Alice got up and walked to the man who had called her. She stood near the table with her hands in tied in front of her.
"Y-yes?"
"Heard you was a maid, love."
"I don't understand you, sir"
"Didn't Big Brother tell ya? You a maid. A waitress."
"Eh?"
"What's that, bitch? you dumb or somoething?"
"Mi-mister, what can I do for you?"
"Ha! That's more like it. For starters, get me some more chicken."
Alice obliged. What a shameful situation.
...
"Now, miss, do you have drinks?"
"No, mister, I am sorry."
"Pfft, what a shame, a single young girl like you living alone and you don't have drinks? Do you spend all that time rubbing your clit or something? Hahahaha" He was the only one laughing.
"Hey, shut up and get the shit out"
The man took out a sack full of bottles.
Alice was handed a bottle of vodka and a bottle opener.
"Now, bitch, go get us some glasses, you're our bartender tonight. There's the ice box. If the drinks aren't cold I'll waterboard you with them."
Alice did as told. Helping men drink alcohol? That was so promiscuous, she thought. Her mother would kill her if she ever did that willingly.
...
Four glasses on the table, one of them still full. Looked like whoever this Big Brother was, didn't drink. Alice dared not meet eyes with him.
"Pour me another one, love. Do it real slow"
"Yes, sir."
Alice bent down to pour him the drink, a little too much. The man took his face close to hers. She felt his hot, alcohol-infused breath on her face. It made her uncomfortable, but her body was also behaving weirdly. The man

>>43806620
That's one class but I feel like there's also the serial experiments lain class tranny that is upset their dream girl which is just a female man with aspergers who's into computers and gaming the same way they are doesn't exist so they try to become the dream girl (also male shut ins are generally gross but if it's a girl it's kinda quirky so they're going for that too)
This is also the more stable type that might live relatively normal lives into their 40s ans 50s, and they're more innately fucked up and extra autistic than the other type which are mostly impressionable grooming victims, almosf independently trooning out by their own train of thought. i think they're attracted to more tasteful females from before the pawg and femboy body type crazes. They also like 百合 unlike the other kind of tranny which self inserts as girls in typical porn

>watch a JAV where a mini gets ogred by her fat ugly bald stepdad
>the fucking dude moans louder and more often than the girl
I hate when that shit happens, nothing kills my dick faster. That's why I completely stopped watching western porn too. All I want to hear is clapping and GIRL moaning. Not some dude groaning and moaning in my fucking ears. Just shut the fuck up man.

The night wore on and you were accommodating as well as you could be picking food off the serving plate but unable to enjoy the fruits of your labor, Reimu hardly slowed down her drinking and you kept telling yourself it was a celebration, she was tired, she just needed to take the edge off and other lies. You kept thinking to yourself she isn't that like that anymore but by her fourth cup of sake you decided to cut her off, you knew she was past her limit anyways anymore then this and... "Reimu I think you've had enough sake... you don't want to drink all of such a fine vintage in one night do you?" You forced a smile and said sweetly to her picking up the bottle off the table. You were desperate to keep the memories from flooding back but the tipsy miko opened her mouth and your delusions were shattered, "Do you know what i go through all day? do you know how much I've had to contend with? The stupidity of the villagers and bloodthrist of those youkai that think they have the walk of things just because they're a tiny bit strong?! If you understand then shut it and give me the bottle!" She snatches the bottle from your hands and pours herself another cups worth to your horror.


Feeling desperate to avoid going back to the way things were before you try reaching for the bottle while she downs her cup again but she's much much faster then you and she splashes the sake in your face, you can see the anger in her beautiful face reflected by the moonlight. With a harsh voice she asks you as if you were some stranger on the street who wronged her, "what the hell do you think you're doing?" her eyes stare daggers into you but in your desperation you stand your ground, "Y-you know you shouldn't drink that much, you promised to stop this kind of thing!" to that she stands up with the bottle in her hand the cup discarded on the cloth with its contents soaking the front of your jinbei, picks up one of the rocks and smashes the cup where it lay. You can't muster the words, old habits reasserting themselves and the thoughts you kept locked up flow out like a burst dam. You stand up and turn to leave quickly in one last desperate action but Reimu grabs the back of your jinbei and pulls you back sending you sprawling on the blanket as she chugs the sake straight from the bottle like a man who just found a canteen in the desert.

>>43735455
It really is impossible to argue with them, my man. The always turn it 180, and accuse you of their sins. When they lose they demand you shut up. And the next day, the next thread - they'll pretend the discussion never even took place and start all over again.
"I gradually came to hate them" speaks volumes about their behavior. Captcha: "MYGOD", lmao.

>>43732800
Shut the fuck up you thread spamming retard. Go man the fuck up and learn to sadpanda, and then spend an eternity waiting for some good shit to get made and translated.

I said I was gonna shut the fuck up but man
>Rimi is gonna marry one of these days
Unless she's like Raychell of Nanjo my time is running out bros...

Man shut the fuck up about these depressing hypotheticals that will never happen what are you a mental masochist.

>>43549321
>because anything can happen to them
How much is too much though? Where does it stop? Getting shouted at for poor practice/performance is one thing. Extend that to a trip to the local love hotel just because others like him exist and cannot be moved that they should just shut up and take it. Literally in this case.
idk man sounds like your job dissatisfaction is leaking into your posts. you stepped into that territory so i guess what happens, happens right?

>>43532584
My man, it's been fucking months. I hate this fucking fucking drama and the fact it's been going on for this long. I will not go through half a year old thread to prove a point.
Don't believe me if you don't want to, as long as you shut up and talk about dormice ass or something.

>>43343102
>Once you start viewing what KC says through that lens of “shut the fuck up and accept your good end already” it all makes total sense.
Sure, but I feel like how 90% of all the new content is that it really starts to get annoying.
I want to fuck monster girls, but I feel like I'm almost required to mention that they are a virgin, have never looked at another man or have had any lewd thoughts up until now or someone is gonna start complaining.

>>43143928
There's 6 playing there and 0 playing here, you son of a bitch. Pick a game, or even better, HOST A GAME AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

But man, if it could be Sven, I would really appreciate it :)

Man, I wish that hourai event would be taken out even if just to shut that one spamming faggot up.

>>43090430
>this here's Anon!
>he's from the big city, ain't he cute?!
>her racoon sisters are glaring down at you from their heavily modified pickup truck
>spits a wad of demon tobacco next to you
>he looks soft to me, sis
>oh hush up, Daisy!
>yer just jealous cause I got a man before you did!
>shut yer mouth, ya id-jit!
>I could get a man whene'r I want!
>bigger sister gets out of the truck
>starts brawling with your girlfriend
>before you can step in, another of her sisters puts a hand on your shoulder and tells you to just leave them be
>eat sunflower seeds with her while the other two roll around in the dirt
>you think you're going to like it here

>>42919394
>bocchi is a average show only propped up by those who think they are cool to hate popular things like chainsaw man
bocchi was actually kinda fun. CSM fell flat because of voices, really mediocre episodes, and the fanbase that wouldn't shut the fuck up.

>>42906089
Shut the fuck up bot.
>>42906096
Make sure to screencap my post and show it to everyone for your "pedy man bad" compilation, okay? Cheers.

>>42721032
Though you did your best to stay awake, exhaustion eventually took its toll and you ended up falling back into a restless sleep. That was until a loud crash shook you awake. Yoshika finally had enough of asking to be let in and came crashing in through your window. Before you could try to reach for the knife under your pillow, she had hopped up on top of you and with a sickening crunch, she forced her arms to bend so that they could be wrapped around you to immobilize you. She was mumbling something else now. "Just a taste..." This was it, you thought. She was going to eat you. You cursed the wicked hermit and the half hearted assurance she gave you as you braced for the pain. Rather than pain, you felt something else. The spine tingling sensation of the jiang shi sliding her cold slimy tongue up and down your neck. You worried that she was merely savoring the flavor before taking a bite but it never came. Yoshika seemed content with tasting, just as she said. You flinched and began fearing for your life again when you felt her teeth against your neck but she was only applying gentle nibbling in addition to the licking. She voiced a desire for more of your warmth and began trying to lock her lips with yours. You tried your best to prevent it by moving your face away but a strong squeeze from her rigid arms reminded you that she could change her mind about this at any moment. You squeezed your eyes shut as the jiang shi slid that cold tongue of hers into your mouth. She was an undead and you could clearly taste it on her breath. You did your best to endure her.

Maybe it was your imagination but it felt as though Yoshika was indeed getting warmer. It was like she really was absorbing your body heat. Once she had her fill of your taste, Yoshika unwrapped her arms from around you and sat up to a straddling position, without having to force her limbs to cooperate this time. It appeared she no longer had any trouble moving. Yoshika smiled down at you and in an unexpected display of lucidity, said that you made her feel as though she were alive again. She leaned down again, bringing her face in front of yours. With a devious grin that reminded you a bit of her master, Yoshika added that you could still do more to make her feel alive.

You went pale, knowing exactly what she was about to do. Not wanting to be forced to delve further into necrophilia than you already have, you tried to push her off but Yoshika was not dissuaded. The undead quickly regained her balance and in a startling display of speed, had a hand around your neck before you could even register what she was doing. She squeezed, wordlessly reminding you that though her movement was restored, she was still capable of the strength that came with undeath. She could tell by the look on your face that you understood and she let go. Without breaking eye contact, Yoshika shoved her hand down your pants and began preparing you for what was next. Now that her touch was no longer cold, it was easy for her to force a state of arousal in you. Once you were ready, she reached under her skirt and pulled off her underwear, carelessly tossing it aside. After yanking your pants off, she readjusted herself on top of you and with an almost malicious smirk, repeated her demand that you make her feel alive again. You tried to look away as she slid you inside of her but she grabbed you by your face and forced you to look at her.

You expected yourself to immediately be disgusted by the sensation of penetrating a corpse but Yoshika felt surprisingly lifelike. Though her insides were not nearly as warm as that of a living person, it was warm enough that it didn't feel gross and it only got warmer as she began moving. As much as you wanted to, you couldn't deny the pleasure that you were feeling as the jiang shi continued to enjoy herself on you. Seeing her now, up close and in better lighting conditions, you actually found her to be kind of pretty despite her condition. You knew as well as any man did that you probably weren't thinking straight in the midst of a sexual act but you began thinking that maybe this didn't need to be so bad and began trying to justify your actions to yourself. Yoshika may be dead physically but she still had a soul. As such, what you were doing wasn't as bad as traditional necrophilia, right? These were the types of questions that occupied your mind as you grabbed the jiang shi and pulled her back down towards you so that you could shove your tongue into her mouth as she did to you earlier. At this point your head was so clouded by pleasure that you didn't even care about how ghastly her breath was. Sick and depraved, that's what you were and for now, that was fine by you. You held out for as long as you could but eventually found yourself filling the undead with warmth that she craved so badly.

>>42699144
I ran it through Yandex image translator

Mark of the seam / mark of the wound
the undead demon lady likes to use the sewing machine.
It is a stamp that seems to have lived.how to sew magic and clean it up
It is filled with a little magical power deep in the air
It can be absorbed and melted into the body of the demon daughter.
when the engraved book or its companion is healed by a key eye and traced with a finger、
The pattern opens so that it can be unraveled, and it changes to the engraved mark of the wound.This
from the stamp, magical power drips as blood flows out from the wound
It will become a sink.
the magic stored and matured in the body of the undeath
It is strongly related, and it is much more gentle than normal magical power
It is highly recommended. In addition, the demon daughter who keeps the mark of the wound moving constantly
the lack of magical power makes it more lustful and ferocious
as a greedy predator, you will be attacking your mate.
When magical power flows to a certain extent, the stamp is blocked and the stamp of the seam but when a man or a woman is engraved with this imprint
Control does not go well and the mark of the wound continues to differ without permission.
and this time, the magic power of the demon enters into the stamp
The man will become an incubus, and the woman will become a monster daughter.

Too bad that translate images site got shut down, the code is still out there but I don't know how to use it.

>>42697874
Seira double center
>>42697878
the air in Akita is different
>>42697887
no you shut up and let a man dream and get disappointment exactly a year after the last time;

Nue going out to find a human to eat, a delicious human to eat!
Youkai need human flesh and fear, can't survive without it otherwise!
Lady Byakuren wouldn't approve, not at all! Gotta keep it secret!
Nue wants a lot of meat, the biggest, tastiest man she can find!
Wandering out at night in the forests near the Village, she finds anon! Anon looks so mouthwatering!
So hungry, so starved! Gonna attack and kill him before he even knows what's up! Nue charges!
Nue stops! Anon is smiling up at her, offering to share his grilled lamprey! Nue's confused!
She says he's being way too kind to a stranger!
Anon says he was just brought up that way to be respectful to pretty girls. Nue's shocked! Her? Pretty...?
Anon always comes to this spot every kinyōbi night, it's peaceful and where he hangs out. Anon offers to let Nue join him!
Shyly, Nue takes him up on that offer, just about forgetting her hunger as grilled lamprey tides her over for now.
Nue... actually having fun talking with Anon at night... Anon treating her so well, even though he can tell.
Can tell she's a Youkai.
Nue wants to come back again, promises she'll meet him another time.
And she does, and does and does and does.
Nue always coming to meet Anon at his favorite spot every kinyōbi night. Sharing some treats and drinks!
Unidentified Youkai growing so accustomed to this night, Anon always complimenting her looks and making her laugh!
Nue's falling in love, ever since first sight! Holding Anon's hand every night! Now she's leaving the temple during the day to be with Anon and happy all the time!
Soon enough, Byakuren-sama finds out!
...
Byakuren-sama approves! Tells Nue she's so happy for her!
Youkai and Humans finally coexisting together!
But Byakuren-sama reminds Nue that she will eat him eventually!
...
Nue pauses, shocked to hear that, asks what Byakuren-sama means!
All that hunger, all that pain, nobody scared of her and Nue is growing weak! Comes flooding back, Nue can't forget it anymore. That's what Byakuren means. Nue has to do something or she'll disappear...
Youkai need frightful beliefs or else they vanish, if nobody fears Youkai they die!
Byakuren-sama tells Nue.
If she truly loves anon, she won't eat him and will gladly die as a true lover would.
If anon truly loves Nue, he'd let her eat him, dying as a true lover would, that she may live.
Nue can't take this, why is she left with few choices, why does life have to be so cruel even for a Youkai...!? Why Byakuren, why tell her this, instead of let her achieve Nirvana through her blissful ignorance?! Byakuren just smiles and says that she'd hate for Nue to disappear, that's all.
...
Nue confronts anon at his house at night.
Not so lovey dovey now... anon's kinda scared of the sight.
Anon asks as she sits down next to him, what's wrong...?
Nue quiet...
Nue just looks into his eyes... bursts into tears and cries!
Nue explains everything and holds onto anon tight, Nue can't take it and doesn't know what to do! She doesn't want anon to die!
Anon doesn't want anon to die either, he's upset and can't find the words in his mouth as he panics!
But still, he clutches Nue tight and refuses to let her go as he thinks over what she's brought to him!
Anon steels himself and breathes in, holds Nue up and wipes the tears from her eyes.
Nue sniffles and just looks back.
Anon smiles and kisses her, and then tells her he's had a good life. Just that little bit of time with Nue fulfilled him for the rest of his years.
Nue begs him, no! No...!
Anon holds her close and tells her it's alright.
He's scared and doesn't want to go into the light, but he'll do anything for the one who he'd have made his wife! Live for him and get strong to survive!
Nue wishes it didn't have to be this way, but she'll make sure Anon's memories live on a long time.
Nue gets on top of him and spends a long time with him that night! Nue makes anon feel good and they make love for the first and last time!
Nue tells anon to shut his eyes and sinks right in.
...
Come morning anon's gone and dead, not even bones left in his stead.
Nue is full and feared and powerful than ever but she won't stop making tears, she's never going to get over this.
But at least she'll go on to raise her and Anon's child and one day she'll be happy again and regain her smile!

>there's a old castle at the end of town
>been there for centuries, millenia even
>guy who found it, and founder of the town, settled nearby and used it for tourism
>but people ended up vanishing whenever they entered
>then everyone thought it was haunted or cursed
>still used as a sight seeing spot for tourists
>(You) decided that you had enough of just looking and wanted to explore it
>manage to get inside via a broken part of the wall
>whole lotta nothing
>rooms upon rooms of just dilapidated, ancient furniture
>until you get to one door
>lights and wet sounds coming from inside
>think it's a ghost or something
>you open the door and see...
>a lilim sitting in a modern computer setup schlicking like her life depended on it
>rest of the room is typical of a NEETs room
>Gundam on shelves, bookcases of manga and erotica, hills and dales of trash and boxes, the whole nine yards
>you tap the lilim on the shoulder
>she jumps out of her chair with a shriek
>unkempt hair, mamamo mana doing its job and kept the pudginess in all the right places, thick glasses, evidently no bra cause her anime t shirt is way too tight not to notice, though she is surprisingly taller than you
>her headphones fall off and you can hear "OOOONNNEEEEE-CCCHHHHAAAANNN!" before she hits the power button to her rainbow colored pc
>demands to know what the hell you're doing here
>after calming her down, you tell her that you were just exploring the castle and to find out more about it
>she sighs and uses some magic to teleport the trash somewhere and to turn the lights on
>turns out there's a small table in the center of the room
>she gets you a soda and some leftover pizza
>turns out she built the castle years ago (though she won't say exactly how long)
>of course some monsters followed her
>founder man ends up discovering the castle, and in a get rich quick scheme, makes a deal with the monsters
>bring people to the castle under the guise of tourism, he gets to keep the money and her followers get husbands
>but rather than stay at the castle, the followers that got married moves in with their husbands, leaving her alone
>you can figure out what she essentially did afterwards
>while she turns her pc back on she says to finish the soda and pizza and get out
>after a couple minutes of eating and her typing sway at her keyboard you hear her curse
>ask her what's wrong and take a peek at her screen
>it's a certain Mongolian basket weaving forum you may or may not post on yourself
>"these bitchy meme cats keep talking shit about how lilims can't get laid"
>from what you can see, it's all pictures of empty egg cartons and the virgin lilim vs the chad (insert random monster here) memes
>she spins her chair away in frustration
>"I'll show them!"
>she spots you still at the table
>"you're still here? I thought I told you to-"
>she abruptly stops and does a double take at you
>"yeah.... I'll show them..."
>her eyes start glowing and she starts to stand up
>you take this as your que to leave and start heading for the door
>you can't get the door open, she magically sealed it shut
>you turn around only for her to be right in front of you, mere inches away
>"I'll show all of those shitlords~"
>that night, the forums were filled with lots of pinned threads debunking a common meme
>all the replies are all "HAPPENING!" posts, reaction images, and seething meme cats

>Post on 4mon
>Reveal I am a human man
>I am met with demands to post peanus or shut the fuck up
>Oblige the demand
>Now I am getting random emails and someone keeps calling and breathing into the phone
I think I fucked up.

>>42561052
Publishers and police tend to let dojinshi slide as long as its produced in small batches to be sold on-site at short-term events, like Tokyo’s Comiket. In this case, though, the pillow cases were being sold continuously over the Internet, and a search of the man’s house turned up roughly 600 more, in addition to the 72 he was initially found to be in possession of.

Between 2018 and last summer, when his operation was shut down, the man is estimated to have sold about 12 million yen worth of fake huggy pillow cases, which is apparently enough to cross the line from “fan creatively expressing their love for a series” into “just in it to make a pile of cash,” so all those confiscated covers are going to go unhugged and unloved.

>>42556414
Man shut the fuck up