/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I can insure you I am no faggot

>>4936825
don't help him!

>>4937117
>disappoint
go back to school

only fanbois think it's impossible

>>4937012
your butthrut

/a/ is a bunch of virgin nerds and /jp/ is a bunch of hardcore hunks parodying them

>>4936914
he's totally suigin

>>4936866
geta

when im about to ruin a thread

2hu owns!!!!

THE FUCK ON

>>4936670
i really like when virgins from other boards come and try to insult us with this or random shit like nagasaki and higuroshima pretending we give a fuck /*rides away on nimbus cloud with all seven dragon balls*

im 12 years old and had sex with more girls than all of 4chan combined

>>4936520
I'll let you access my private area of hax ;)

>>4936515
if you pay me enough ;)

its because youre holding it lmao

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>4936092
chen drinks sake canonically too

>>4936010
im making all the voices

they are going to use this to deny Erika

im making an anime

im going to kill somebody

>>4934921
which one

>>4934828
#中出しの幸せ