/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32797514
I meant the popular ones like Jerma or RTgame

>>32784975
>the year is 2024
>Hololive EN Gen 5 just debuted with the experimental Holostars EN Gen 4 (FPV live mocap testing group)
>Team Fortress 3 has finally released their skin for AR lasertag and all the ENs are getting together for a huge bracketed 6V6 tournament
>Stream starts with a highly produced WWE style intro video with Jerma as the announcer
>All the holos are getting set up with specialized gear to match their avatar, Ina gets robot tentacle backpack, Watson gets X ray magnifying glass scope, Baxter gets wires for super jump, Theodore gets performance enhancing drugs, Bailey gets a bicycle, etc etc.
>The arena is massive, spanning an entire warehouse made to replicate Sawmill as closely as possible, enhanced with the AR it's like really being there
>As jerma winds down the opening spiel he gets to a "special mentions section" where he congratulates Gura on having her 3rd child, and gives a brief moment of silence to commemorate Kiara who sadly was arrested for sexual assault last year and died after getting AIDS and the japanese cold
>One of the new Gen5s asks their senpais why they never talk about Mori, none of them respond
>Linney from Gen2 tells them "It's better to find out for yourself."
>They put on their AR headset and wait for the countdown to start
>Somewhere in a backstage on Neo-broadway mori is injecting herself with a caffeine solution as her performance capture headset calibrates
>"Big ups, dude.." she mutters as the micro neodymium expression targets in her cheeks are magnetized to form her face into a different, cuter, slimmer shape
>Gura comments "her show is probably starting now" while W+M1 pyroing her boyfriend on the EN Gen 3 team
>The round finished and during the arena reset Jerma decides to cut to Mori's show to fill dead air
>It's the scene where her character has to perform her love song while dancing through the farmers market where they have an Easter egg that includes Gura's farm on a small sign in the background
> Even with the expression targeting you can tell the magnets are straining to maintain a smile on her face
>Linney hears a soft cry from the audience
>Kiara bursts out from the crowd, screaming at the director to let Mori rest as security guards struggle to apply a censorship stamp to her face
>Caretaker Ina puts her tentacles over the screen to cover it
>"Don't cry, she doesn't deserve it."

>>32780938
why should I blame Jerma for a fucking Hololive stream?

>>32766140
>HolostarsEN
>EN
I don't even get this. Is this a larp joke? 40 gigs of Jerma jokes?

>>32737664
Yeah, this. jerma originally came up because someone asked what people were watching and one guy freaked the fuck out

just soundpost and move on

>>32737549
>>32737600
It's some guy last thread upset that he was brought up in 6 posts in a thread of 1500 posts. Now he's just false-flagging spamming things about him to get him formerly banned from the threads.

Jerma's a pretty chill streamer, and has some good content, but that's not what this thread is about.

>The jerma shit is being posted because some schizo's vtuber drama with a hashtag wasn't being discussed.

>>32737566
Of all that could come from Jerma this shit HAD to get popular huh? FUCK AMONG US AND FUCK SUS

>>32737480
JERMA VS STAR
JERMA VS STAR
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN

>>32737480
JERMA LOVE!

JERMA LOVE

>>32737183
It's every fucking thread you complete newfag.
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Jerma

>>32736903
>Ctrl + f
>jerma
>6 of 6 matches
Quite the plague

>>32737001
>People weren't here when Jerma moved to Las Vegas, Japan for HoloEN's debut

>>32736781
Isn't Jerma Kiara's manager or something? Why wouldn't we talk about him in this thread?

God i miss sharkmeido. We woudn't have this jerma plague in the threads with a good mod. Report it now and fucking nothing happens. Even nijihomo posts remain..

>>32736628
JERMA LOVE

>>32736433
jerma

>>32732515
I'm watching jerma play hitman with the the gura watchalong in the background. I'm retarded

>a movie about rats
OUR TIME HAS COME BROTHERS


>THE RATATOUILLE GAME
she is literally Jerma

ergh, I was gonna watch gura's watchalong but jerma is planning on playing hitman 3 while a little high on stream. I can't miss that

>>32713141
Can we come up with a new name for Jenma? I can't stop fucking reading it as Jerma.

>>32688353
You watching Jerma struggle through it?

>>32684136
I keep reading Jenma as Jerma