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If Ran was my dad, things would be different around here..

Mother thread?

>>6026308
Thing is, the character development is still wrong.

Let's assume by her tails that Ran is about 800 years old.

Now, 1000 years ago Yukari not only already existed, but was also powerful enough to have created the Border, gather an army of demons and have her powers apply to abstract concepts such as reflections to invade the Moon, as well as smart enough to trick those very demons.
There is no way Yukari would be so powerless to only get Ran as a minion out of graditude and whatnot.

Also, Ran canonically admits her master's superior intelligence and power.

Mind you, I'm not calling Ran powerless or dumb, it's just that Chado overestimates her abilities.

I'd much rather have a petto dogloli or catloli than a real live human being. Most people probably actually want a pet, not a real person. Something that took care of itself while you were busy, but came at your beck and call and cuddled as soon as you wanted it.
Imagine all of the social responsibilities involved in taking care of a real person. Are you going to be able to take her to school and activities everyday? Provide proper nutrition? Medical care? Ensure her legal rights and processes?
What I want is a girl that is loyal, obedient, warm, easy to please and low ambition. She only needs enough skill to operate appliances like turning on the washing machine and dryer, can clean a little bit, has enough motor skills to play games and vidya and is intelligent enough to enjoy movies, music, and make small talk. She doesn't need a college degree. I have degrees already. I'd rather sit and watch Discovery channel with her on my lap, her enjoying the exotic sights and sounds of fantasy, while I enjoy the science. I don't need critical analysis. I have that. I need levity. I need someone to look at the world through clean unjaded eyes that still see the wonders of the world and remind me of them.
I would raise her in an environment of low expectations, where she would be free and able to assign her self worth based not on societal expectations of marrying up, landing a career, and being a frigid bitch who must control her husband, but just taking it easy. I'd be happier coming home to her proudly showing me something she could do in a video game than some woman who spends 10 hours a day at home, 8 asleep getting a promotion so she can spend less time at home. At the most base, I am a selfish person; I seek recreational companionship. Sound familiar?
Simple, low maintenance, warm bodied companionship that I can scratch behind the ears, if you know what I am saying. That's all I want. Who's with me?

because Chen and Ran

>>3086490
Hourly, you mean.

Also, Ran + Chen is love. My frozen, wrinkled heart warms when I see this.

D'AWWWWWW thread?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVOV9GJpUzo

Chen, so that I would have a loving mother like Ran.

RanChen-spam time!

I wish I had a mother like Ran ;_;

Does a /jp/ anon have such luxuries?

THE BLACK CAT
OF ILL OMEN
Chen is nutbladder explosions incarnate

GOD DAMMIT SO HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH