/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46851999
>Swim room on main path of aquarium
Time to fake being a cripple so I can take the alternative route and avoid the weirdo krakens, scary mersharks and freaky kelp

>>46778462
I remember his meltdown last year about krakens and scylla and the rest of the tentacle girls. He sure seems to hate a lot of things in MGE.
But enough about that. Let's talk about pink foxes instead.

>>46605316
>human nation built along a chain of islands
>for thousands of years it stood, until isekai anon married a kraken and decided he liked the weather in that region
>over the next hundred years, the sea became infested with krakens and travel became impossible
>eventually it collapsed and was absorbed into the nearest monster kingdom
>all because anon wouldn't stop fucking his kraken wife

Imagine what life was like for ancient Not!Greece in MGE
>Centaurs wearing little to no clothes their tits bouncing with every clop of their hooves
>Medusas aren’t tired of the “I’m already rock hard joke yet”
>Lamias whole tricking a man into thinking she’s a normal human woman with a twisted leg isn’t obvious
>Minotaurs no longer have GPS to rely on and get lost everywhere having to meekly ask for directions
>Holsts are much closer in body and mind to their minotaur cousins meaning much more muscle milk
>Harpies lovely bird songs can be heard all over the countryside
>Cyclopses being gullible enough to believe “Nobody” is a name
>No longer have to settle for jinkos if you want a big cat as lion girls are abundant
>Blue beautiful warm water filled with all manners of mermaids, scyllas, mersharks and krakens
>Satyroses producing the best wine to ever grace your lips made of ancient long dead grape species
>Weresheep are still the same as they ever were with slightly less wool
>Slave markets filled with any girl you could desire
>Desert kingdom a short boat ride away
>See the height of Not!Egyptian empire
>Anubises surprisingly fit from all those stone tablets they carry
>Cute and shy cheetah girls that insist on a 7 kilometer run before having sweaty post cardio sex
>Pharaohs having pissing contests building grander and larger pyramids that you can watch be built in real time
>Sphinxes coming up with unique and never heard before riddles

>>46059626
I've been told to fuck off because I like krakens.

>>46024032
Krakens are the best. Ameoba_anon's Kraken Thing is probably my favorite mg fic ever

>>46024032
I love krakens. I would very much like to be hugged by one.

>Krakens can massively increase the size and length of their tentacles, this is how they wrap them around ships while their humanoid body stays the same size.

While there are plenty of cool applications of this in battle and such, I also imagine the sight of a man observing a kraken at what he thinks is a safe distance only for her to shout "get over here!" shoot a tentacle out a couple hundred feet and drag him to her.

>>46019510
Harems do seem a bit more popular than i remember, but the star MGs definitely come and go. I remember mantis being much more popular. Sea girls like Krakens.
Just the way of the threads, and friends come and go.

>>45870704
futilely struggling in ms krakens clutches

Calling Bicorns cucks
Calling Cu Siths and Cait Siths furries
Moviing all the boxes of Baph-Os to the top shelf
Telling Alps to dilate
Taking mallets from the music building and playing skeletons’ ribs like a xylophone
Dressing up as Link and sprinting directly towards Jinn-of-the-Jars while screaming
Throwing sticks on the ground in front of Giant Ants
Spraying Beelzebubs with Axe body spray
Dressing in a kilt and following Gandharvas around playing the bagpipes
Shining UV lamps on Gargoyles
Giving Ghosts pottery club registration forms
Asking Honey Bees what’s the deal with airline food
Asking where Familiars’ parents are
Throwing de-icing salt at Glacies
Crossing my fists in front of my chest whenever I see a Hellhound
Giving chocolate coins to Dragons
Asking Orcs if they're tired of maggoty bread
Dressing in overalls and a straw hat and T-posing at Crow Tengus
Yelling at Dwarves in a terrible Scottish accent
Asking Genies to sing Wild Wild West
Telling Mad Hatters that coffee is the superior drink
Naruto running in front of Kunoichis
Slamming sticks on the ground in front of Pyrows and telling them they shall not pass
Singing ‘Poor Unfortunate Soul’ to Krakens
Telling Shirohebis I saw their boyfriends make eye contact with another girl
Burning citronella candles outside Vamp Mosquitos’ windows
Putting purple food dye in Pharaohs’ food
Telling Wurms there are cute boys underneath City Hall
Moving Kappas to stand behind Werecats
Trying to put Fairies in mason jars
Singing 'Sweet Home Alabama' to Dark Elves
Asking Dhampirs how fast they can backdash

I am Cheshire-sensei's strongest disciple and I will make her proud.

>>45686239
I love tentacle girls. And scyllas. And krakens.
Don't care for ropers much though.

>>45575096
In addition, we're also out of Krakens. But we do have a Scylla who has a squirt gun full of ink.

>>45160882
It's like that sometimes. My favorites have stayed fairly static, but the number of girls I deeply appreciate like cupids, krakens, and yips have slowly expanded.
Guess I'm a whore.

>>45093896
I care for krakens

>>45064268
Krakens. Come to think of it I kinda wish scyllas had some sort of advantage over them, it seems like the former’s just a direct upgrade in all aspects.

Calling Bicorns cucks!
Calling Cu Siths and Cait Siths furries!
Moviing all the boxes of Baph-Os to the top shelf!
Telling Alps to dilate!
Taking mallets from the music building and playing skeletons’ ribs like a xylophone!
Dressing up as Link and sprinting directly towards Jinn-of-the-Jars while screaming!
Throwing sticks on the ground in front of Giant Ants!
Spraying Beelzebubs with Axe body spray!
Dressing in a kilt and following Gandharvas around playing the bagpipes!
Shining UV lamps on Gargoyles!
Giving Ghosts pottery club registration forms! Asking Honey Bees what’s the deal with airline food!
Asking where Familiars’ parents are!
Throwing de-icing salt at Glacies!
Crossing my fists in front of my chest whenever I see a Hellhound!
Giving chocolate coins to Dragons!
Asking Orcs if they're tired of maggoty bread! Dressing in overalls and a straw hat and T-posing at Crow Tengus!
Yelling at Dwarves in a terrible Scottish accent! Asking Genies to sing Wild Wild West!
Telling Mad Hatters that coffee is the superior drink!
Naruto running in front of Kunoichis!
Slamming sticks on the ground in front of Pyrows and telling them they shall not pass!
Singing ‘Poor Unfortunate Soul’ to Krakens!
Telling Shirohebis I saw their boyfriends make eye contact with another girl!
Burning citronella candles outside Vamp Mosquitos’ windows!
Putting purple food dye in Pharaohs’ food!
Telling Wurms there are cute boys underneath City Hall!
Moving Kappas to stand behind Werecats!
Trying to put Fairies in mason jars!
Singing 'Sweet Home Alabama' to Dark Elves!
Asking Dhampirs how fast they can backdash!

>>44972531
Krakens really are beautiful…

After countless hours of painstaking research, I have complied a list of the girls I'd most like to have a make-out session with:
1. Waifu
2. Lava golem - wrapped up in warm bliss and melting inside and out while we make out
3. Krakens/Scylla - see above minus the melty goodness. Kraken comes out slightly ahead for hypno charm
4. Snek - especially them yips. Warm or cool, still wrapped and happy
5. Manticore/Hellhound - not getting wrapped but RAW SEXUAL ENERGY

What are your favorites?

>>44942613
>The Davy Jones-an underwater casino, 30000 leagues under the sea, has games like guess the pearl where you need to guess in which clam is the pearl at, man pirate monster girls gamble here so they like being rowdy, also sometime clams are "clams" and you mess up with that one, you get a new fish wife, the owner is an old otohime who eats lots of icecream since even her employee forget about her, Lots of the dealers are mermaids, bouncers are krakens and sycllas, the mersharks are the ones who watch out for cheaters, Seaslimes are the bartenders, the dancers are seakelps and it has a brig where shortstack pirhanna mermaids will rape an male cheaters endless till they are mindbroken

>>44937073
oh no, i love tentacle ladies. krakens have been great girls since their inception and for somebody to waltz in screaming about how they've never been accepted is pure diatribe.
don't know where he came from, but it wasn't from here.

Can't wait for tall big-titty malef art.
>>44909030
I always liked krakens.
>They just have the perfect blend of gentle domination, almost like sea demons.
The story about one capturing a man from a submarine was also good. I can't recall if it was from yananon or amoeba anon or someone else. Too lazy to check now.

>>44909006
We got to cozy post about tentacle girls, scyllas and krakens for awhile, so I'll take it. I didn't particularly like krakens until magus mana cabana story from awhile back. They just have the perfect blend of gentle domination, almost like sea demons.

>>44878990
>has krakens, alarunes, and even a dragon
>>44879046
Anon they are not dumb, they will just pounce on you when your asleep and you will be raped by an old fat hairy wan