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Vesper was graduated because he

>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora
>forced Sana to graduate
>wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats
>told Shiori it would be a good move to set boundaries with chat on her debut
>impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born

Vesper was graduated because he

>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora
>forced Sana to graduate
>wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats
>told Shiori it would be a good move to set boundaries with chat on her debut
>impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born

>>41994771
>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>keeps spiking Ame's food with bread
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>convinced Ame, Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora

Why does Cover hate Gura so much, they cancel her birthday plans she worked on for months last second, constantly fuck her over on perms ie:Power wash sim, and lie to her about getting a daki just for a few examples.
What reason do they have to constantly debuff her while also plastering her face on everything to make as much money as possible and forcing her to go to every convention?

You guys told me Laplus would cancel again because she hates her coworkers because she thinks she's the next Gura with 3 million easy subs and doesn't need anyone.

>Had to cancel tonight's stream.
>"Sorry guys, some stuff came up.I have to reschedule it for tomorrow."
>On a Saturday night...

Gura's just fucking her boyfriend, isn't she?

>>36975707
Objectively wrong. The closest EN idol that comes closest to the quality of the JP branch is Gura, and she's STILL quite far away in terms of quality.

There is NO reason for the EN branch to exist. Just as there's no reason for the ID branch to exist. Atleast the CN branch had benefit of true otaku paying good money for their idols, before they had a collective heart-attack over a few words.

But the EN branch has neither the loyalty nor the ability/willingness drop huge chunks of money for their idols. If the last few years have shown us anything - western fans are an extremely disloyal bunch that will immediately drop you and attempt to cancel you for the slightest of issues.

>>36865119
She's going to cancel the Gura collab and then apologize for even thinking about it.

>>36860685
she will theoretically be back for the Gura collab this weekend. Assuming she doesn't cancel

>Lamy JWU; worried her voice is deteriorating again
>Believes she has a cold but should be fine for now
>Has a lot of upcoming collabs and doesn't want to cancel
>Lack of sleep is a factor too; hasn't been sleeping well causing mind fog
>Was told never to clear her throat because it could damage it; alternative is to drink water
>Is thinking about joining the next APEX collab with Marine, Noel, and Korone -- said she wasn't planning to before but they're all new and it may be a good chance (but only as a sub since she doesn't really have a huge interest and just wants to collab with her senpai)
>Feels she's getting closer to Noel. When talking to her, she tried calling her "Noe-chan" in return with success, with dropping all honorifics with Marine and calling Korone "Koro-san"
>Is boasting about how she and Korone have become close friends to chat
>Met up with Marine and took up her offer to smack her ass. Marine began crying out saying it was hurting but also wanted Lamy to continue, so she did
>Bbelieves Okayu's outfit is far too sexy (positive)
>Wants a pair item like Okakoro's slippers to be lovey with
>Wonders what people would want for her own outfit: "Pajama, drunk Lamy Oji, Demon Lord, Gal, Miko uniform?"
>Wants something that can be used regularly instead of in special circumstances (New Years, season-specific)
>Wonders how she'd look with short hair, talked about how she can't see her nape and loves girls who have it showing. Lists Luna and Miko as good examples
>Also wonders how her hair would look going to the ground, talking about how long-haired beauties are also one of the attributes in her strike-zone
>Singled out Subaru's thigh-gap saying all girls should have one; noticed it when Subaru's new outfit arrived since it was more prominent
>Wants to do TikTok-style VODs and is thinking about actually using the TikTok account she made; wants someone to do it with. (Chat: What about Nene? L: Nene would do it. I think everyone in Hololive could, but Nene would definitely do it..)
>Is considering Botan and thinking about asking someone else (secret)
>Lamy wants to do a lot of things in 3D -- says it's difficult because you need around 10 people behind the scenes so you can't do anything spontaneous or regular
>Mentions 3Ds are almost time-gated since Staff have things to do too which is why they're rarely long
>Has personally met half of the talents in Hololive except anybody in HoloEN and HoloID
>Is eager to meet up with HoloEN and has a few plans prepared for when the time arrives
>Says due to current events, she hasn't been able to do much in off-collabs. She meets up with Marine a lot and is incredibly happy about it (and will see her tomorrow too)
>Is frustrated because her body won't cooperate with her - she wants to stream but is constantly forced to take breaks
>Wants you to wait for her. Next week should be better
>Wants to do a 750k celebration
>The plan is to do a reverse call-in where she calls Holomems she doesn't interact with much. Around 12 since 75 = 7+5 = 12
>Will only call Gen5 as a last resort as she wants to talk with others, but she won't avoid them because she likes talking to them too
>Is going to get back into vocal lessons. She wants to practice her singing for her Yumikin
>Admires Nene for taking so many lessons (dancing and singing) and wants to live up to her effort
>Wants to focus on learning how to breathe properly while singing since that's a large point she struggles with
>Admires Polka for her ability too. Says not only does Polka have such a good singing voice, her breathing ability while singing is incredible and wants to be like her as Polka could last forever
>Wishes to be able to get comfortable singing in front of them soon since she finds them both motivational
>Next monday is a collab with Nene, with the following thursday a collab with Botan. Lamy wants to collab with Polka too but she's been feeling unwell lately and hasn't been able to
>She doesn't know what's wrong but assumes it's due to Polka's sensitivity to low atmospheric pressure
>Another collab is with Marine, Flare, and Subaru later today on Flare's channel
>Is planning on doing a drinking stream on Saturday (JST)
>She hopes her canker sores will be gone by then. They don't hurt at all but they still show
>Unfortunately, Lamy lost 2.5kg of fat in the last two months doing a weight loss program and has a recorded loss of 5kg overall so far
>Has gained some muscle saying she's not as flabby and more like how her body was during debut
>Proclaims she now tightens her belt more now and that her waist is 6cm slimmer and her breasts are unaffected
>Loves McDonalds. Her normal order is 10pc with a medium fries but hasn't had it in two months
>You're not allowed to die. This is non-negotiable
>Says between her, Flare, and Aki, that Aki is the oldest.. but that Nene may be older than all three of them
>Says one day Nene may outlive Gura one day if she doesn't become a baby somehow
>Lamy English is cute

>>32864046
AMELIA DOING WHAT GURA SHOULD BE DOING

cancel streams to sleep you dumb shark

As an Ameribro I'm okay if Gura wants to rest and cancel Amnesia so she can actually get some proper sleep in

Gura should cancel the Amnesia, she needs to sleep for a good 9 hours after not sleeping at all last night.

Admit it, Americans:
The only thing Gura did wrong was continuing a game she was playing in her usual slot. The extra stream doesn't hurt anyone but your /pol/ego.
That said, she won't do it anymore past this week because she will never fix her sleep schedule. Heck, expect her to cancel some EU time streams.

please tell me that gura will cancel amnesia and go to sleep

>gura will cancel the stream and tweet about it
>gura will cancel the stream and not say anything
>gura will schedule the stream at the last minute
>gura will delay the stream for one hour (watching Ame right now)
Place your bets!

>>32782058
Mori is sick, Gura apparently still is but didn't cancel until Mori did, the other 3 are playing clubhouse games, we got an hour+ of mahjong which was... controversial, and then a bit of Uno.

>>32779449
They would've still done an art stream if Gura had to cancel but probably didn't want to leave two of them out with Mori as well

>Gura literally a shambling zombie
>H-hoocha y-yeah I can attend a collab, wouldn't want to let everyone down
>GUH your boy just sneezed. cancel everything, I can't do this
>Gura just collapses in relief

Wow, and here I was expecting Gura to cancel but Mori comes in with the twist.
On the plus side, no Takamori stuff!

>>32718015
They were planning a collab behind the scenes. Gura called Pekora when she got her covid test results and told her that they would have to cancel because she wasn't going to make it. This crushed Pekora, who had grown incredibly close to Gura and invested in her personal growth and success after months of lengthy behind-the-scenes discord conversations leading up to their eventual collab.

For sale, Pekura thumbnail: never used.

>>32712815
i solved it
rushia's paypig was cover's health czar
he quit rushia and cover at the same time, that's why she was so broken up about it
that's why gura is sick
that's why pekora had to cancel the gura collab.
that's also why hololive had so much trouble in the apex tournament: reina's assassins were going after rushia's ex-paypig instead of ghostplaying apex like yagoo planned
now a paypig will have to die and yagoo will be shamed before nijisanji ceo and gura won't get better for another day
it all makes sense now

>>32675540
Based. Gura deserves it. I wonder if she'll cancel during Shark Week.

Why is everyone saying get well Gura? Did she cancel another stream?