/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46020572
Monster have individual tastes. A Succ might like a guy with a hairy dad bod while a Devil might want a ripped twink and a Holstaur wants a short fat guy. MGE is all about you getting what you want. If you like your body, your wife/wives will consider it their ideal.

>>45834741
What does this have to do with anything and why do you post this on every eroge thread?
If you like your 3DPD videos more than eroge, go back to your designated general.

>>45820473
Get her to love and make her watch as you date some other slut.
Afaik actually fucking another girl doesn't really matter for this purpose, except she can sense whose pussy you used more often when she sees you on a date and it causes 5x mental damage if you like your date more than her.

Bros. I have something to get off my chest.

I was looking at some files of mine from 10 years ago, back when I would watch softcore clips of JAV off dailymotion and just recently were I diving into porn sites, yet with aversion to hardcore.

I found a notepad with URLs from dead sites a lot of dead links from xvideos, and dead youtube links as well. I digged into wayback machine to figure what the fuck I had saved back then. I found a thumbnail of a girl in sport cloths getting dropped, with silky white skin. I remembered it was one of my favorite videos. Reverse searches were futile but the snapshot had links to other thumbnails from the same clip, one of them still alive. I saw beautiful fat boobs and tried to remember just who could that be. I had a vague memory, then I remembered who that was but the name escaped me. I remembered she had the same name as the Gantz protagonist. Then it came to me, Kei Megumi, one of my favorites from long ago, now I managed to find the whole thing. Code JUC-459.

It amazes me that the internet doesnt last forever. It dies, and very quickly. A good chunk of the net is dead already. Somewhere only embers remain. Remember that girl Katerina Kozlova who did softcore and looked like a kid? a couple of years ago she was everywhere, now almost everything of her has been wiped out.

If you like your porn, save it. It's not here forever, it may live shorter than even dogs. Godspeed.

>>43265962
>>43265980
Alice also made this if you like your dolls who are over eight and a half feet tall.

>>42951915
Paid, depends if you like your oshi's song there.

>>42855216
buy it if you like your off-topic franchise so much faggot

if you like your sanity leave the thread for a couple hours

>>42702308
>I'm always too worried about work and bills and shit to become as truly immersed as I'd like to be.
I’m with you, I can’t compartmentalise like these guys >>42704081 >>42704491 I find that anxieties bleed into everything else. I always find having a detached attitude makes for the most enjoyable working life. Even if you like your job, getting too emotionally invested just distracts you from what really important.

if you like your sanity don't come to the thread for a couple hours

No one cares if you like your bottom tier oshi's voice. It doesn't matter

>>41941879
>>41941907
Threadly reminder that Lamias are actually heavy as fuck.
A lamia's lower body would probably be upwards of 1000 pounds, if not more.
Consider gigantophis weighed most likely upwards of 1250lbs and is a pretty good analog for a lamia's lower half considering the diameters required to match the human half with the snake half.
If you like your lamia's THICK, a better analog might be titanaboa. Just because of the square cubed law her weight would increase exponentially, making her over 2500lbs if not more.

Muscle is dense af, and lamia's tails are literal pure muscle lol. Your centaur gf would weigh less then your lamia gf.
Call her fat, I dare you

I recently got the Hanjuku Succubus Gaiden Magical Ninja Shiori Yumeno and after a few uses I've decided to post my thoughts about it. It is collaborative Onahole between Kiteru Kiteru/Kitel Kitel and Hot Powers. It is also my first onahole from either manufacturer. This onahole doesn't feature the usual succubus girl from KK but ASMR VTuber Shiori Yumeno so there's two collaborations going on. Shiori's channel for those interested: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH0ObmokE-zUOeihkKwWySA

I think I lost the TPE lottery because the outer layer has multiple dimples on the outer surface and the bottom of the onahole is higher on one side compared to other. This shouldn't affect the performance or cause any axis misalignment but it's not aesthetically pleasing. I have a half centimeter long sinus in the inner layer near the entrance that I have to mindful of when I'm cleaning it. It doesn't take much to squeeze the water and lube out and take a bit paper towel to dry it out so I'm not too concerned about mold forming. It's a minor inconvenience. This a two-layered onahole with a soft outer layer and a harder inner layer.

The outer layer is shaped like a chocolate cornet and it feels nice to hold and grip. The inner layer forms the tunnel and the tunnel is simply a series of hexagons throughout the tunnel. The inner layer is not as stimulating as I thought it would be but it feels good nonetheless. It's not a tight onahole so if you like lower stimulation you can use it without the vacuum and for more stimulation you can vacuum it. If you like your ona sessions comfortable but dislike soft tunnels consider this onahole.

Cleaning and drying is pretty straightforward. Despite this being a two-layered onahole, the tunnel is decently wide so it should be safe to dry the tunnel with just a paper towel/microfiber cloth. (But feel free to use a drying stick, sponge stick or aquarium pump).

Other thoughts: Other review have stated that this onahole tends to leak lube. The first time I used it the lube did leak a bit but subsequent times using the KK sample lube and another brand of lube there was no leakage. I'm not sure why the onahole has stopped leaking lube for me. Maybe I used too much the first time or there was too much near the entrance or maybe my girth is just the right size to stop it from leaking.

Like other KK products you can remove the outer layer of the packing to strip Shiori nude if it so pleases you.

I recently got the Hanjuku Succubus Gaiden Magical Ninja Shiori Yumeno and after a few uses I've decided to post my thoughts about it. It is collaborative Onahole between Kiteru Kiteru/Kitel Kitel and Hot Powers. It is also my first onahole from either manufacturer. This onahole doesn't feature the usual succubus girl from KK but ASMR VTuber Shiori Yumeno so there's two collaborations going on. Shiori's channel for those interested: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH0ObmokE-zUOeihkKwWySA

I think I lost the TPE lottery because the outer layer has multiple dimples on the outer surface and the bottom of the onahole is higher on one side compared to other. This shouldn't affect the performance or cause any axis misalignment but it's not aesthetically pleasing. I have a half centimeter long sinus in the inner layer near the entrance that I have to mindful of when I'm cleaning it. It doesn't take much to squeeze the water and lube out and take a bit paper towel to dry it out so I'm not too concerned about mold forming. It's a minor inconvenience. This a two-layered onahole with a soft outer layer and a harder inner layer.

The outer layer is shaped like a chocolate cornet and it feels nice to hold and grip. The inner layer forms the tunnel and the tunnel is simply a series of hexagons throughout the tunnel. The inner layer is not as stimulating as I thought it would be but it feels good nonetheless. It's not a tight onahole so if you like lower stimulation you can use it without the vacuum and for more stimulation you can vacuum it. If you like your ona sessions comfortable but dislike soft tunnels consider this onahole.

Cleaning and drying is pretty straightforward. Despite this being a two-layered onahole, the tunnel is decently wide so it should be safe to dry the tunnel with just a paper towel/microfiber cloth. (But feel free to use a drying stick, sponge stick or aquarium pump).

Other thoughts: Other review have stated that this onahole tends to leak lube. The first time I used it the lube did leak a bit but subsequent times using the KK sample lube and another brand of lube there was no leakage. I'm not sure why the onahole has stopped leaking lube for me. Maybe I used too much the first time or there was too much near the entrance or maybe my girth is just the right size to stop it from leaking.

Like other KK products you can remove the outer layer of the packing to strip Shiori nude if it so pleases you.

>>40059586
Choco; Lui; Aki and supposedly Suisei if you like your meals without veggies

>>40034416
brown buttholes are the best tho.
they're more natural. their color is lewder, and evokes a musky scent.
If you like your assholes pink and clean looking you might be a pedo.

>>39951215
>if you like your women slim and proportionate... you are le gay!!
This but unironically

>>39951015
>le bigger... is le better!!
>if you like your women slim and proportionate... you are le gay!!
You have nigger taste in women, kill yourself. Picrel is what Rin should like

>>39303857
Make sure not to kill Matsuri if you like your account

>>39106709
Let's see you play the nerushe again if you like your setting so much.

>>38568440
It's understandable to be emotionally invested, but if you think of them as just your favorite streamer, then it kinda' doesn't make sense to be upset about them being in relationships. There are couples that stream, married women that stream, and so on. They still have fans. I don't think those fans qualify as cucks just because they enjoy the content produced by someone who isn't celibate.

But there's also some logic to wanting your oshi to be in relationships. Namely the acceptance that you yourself will never meet them. Maybe this is harder for a Japanese fan to accept, but for us Westerners it's pretty much set in stone: these girls might as well be anime characters, because we're never, ever going to see them in-person. But then you think about it, why do people have sex or get into sexual relationships? Well, sex makes people happy, that's the most blunt response. Don't you want your oshi to be happy? And this isn't something you can do for her. But more importantly, sex leads to procreation. We procreate to pass on our genes. If you want to have sex with someone, that means you want to use them to pass on your genes, and by extension, you want them to pass on their genes. You see something in them; people select for themselves and ideals, so she must be somewhere between those. To whatever degree you see yourself in someone else, it behooves you to want them to reproduce, even if it isn't with you, because that means those genes which are similar to yours are also being reproduced. This is also why people will try to get their friends laid and why relatives are concerned with your sex life. A piece of them is in you and they want that piece reproduced. If you like your oshi, a piece of you is probably in them. Don't you want it reproduced?

There's one exception to this rule and that's when this piece is being a lonely incel virgin outcast loser. If THAT'S the piece you see in them, then...you're right, they should remain pure and die alone. Like you.

>>38229442
meme

if you like your job then is REAL NEET LIFE
you literally get payed to having fun

Wageslaves and neet without having fun are the same shit

STUDY MATH AND BEING HAPPY

Matsuri

General/Basic Fortune:
"Status quo", both in good and bad way. No good or bad changes. Small Fortune.
Health:
"Severity". Believing you know your body better than anyone won't lead to good. If you have any problems, consult a professional.
Work:
Don't bite off more than you can chew. Even if you like your work, avoid double booking and overwork.
Luck:
Good, but might be less lucky than she is. Like in lottery, getting 3rd prize while aiming for 1st.
Advice:
"Bit by bit". Practice by repetition, learn from professionals. Be "defensive".

>>37826694
If you are gonna like them as an adult, that's already decided when you are a kid. It's easy to tell. If you like your cunny classmates for their loli characteristics and funny personalities, and not merely because they are the only females you interacts with, that means you won't "grow out of it". Normalfags supposedly change their range of attraction as they grow. A cunnyseur's range of attraction expands over time and never shrinks.