/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>37662862
Nah, find someone who doesn't care about anime and such one bit, they will be more familiar with mermaids.
>>37662883
It's a repost, except it's split in two posts for some reason.
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=%22I+thought+that+was+just+a+crass+sick+joke.%22

>>37656633
>"What is this? WHAT IS THIS!?"
>"It's the Romance story I did tell you, remember?"
>"I thought that was just a crass sick joke. I did not expect you to actually do that! You also promised us and investors a romance story!"
>"It is a romance love story, ma'am. Two girls, Melissa and foreign exchange student Dianna meet and become friends. Melissa asks Dianna how she can get a romantic Usean prince of a boyfriend and Dianna agrees to help her. But Dianna start growing feelings for her and Melissa is starting to doubt her attraction to men and grows ever more enamored to Dianna. It is a coming of age story. Readers will love such a wholesome tale of friendship blossoming into romance."
>"Yeah, coming out of the closet this! 'Surpassing boundries' that! Lame, lame LAME LAME LAME!!! Yeah and after reading this, the implied boyfriend gets ignored and not touched upon, the male side characters don't get love and romance of their own. And male audiences get left out. Rewrite it!!! Do not come back and give me that story until the two Carpet Shaggers get a boyfriend!"
>"But-"
>"No buts! Rewrite it! As a matter of fact, a new requirement! Before we publish that, rewrite the story, make the two lesbos get a boyfriend to love together. And the two lead characters HAVE to monsterize! We can tolerate and accept human centric love and romance stories with no monstergirls or Monsterization. But we cannot accept this! ...You know what to do. Now go!"

>>37449928
Imagine Yuri authors and or Yuri Mangakas submitting pure unadulterated Yuri (lesbian) love stories to a monstergirl/phantom publishing company?

>"What is this? WHAT IS THIS!?"
>"It's the Romance story I did tell you, remember?"
>"I thought that was just a crass sick joke. I did not expect you to actually do that! You also promised us and investors a romance story!"
>"It is a romance love story, ma'am. Two girls, Melissa and foreign exchange student Dianna meet and become friends. Melissa asks Dianna how she can get a romantic Usean prince of a boyfriend and Dianna agrees to help her. But Dianna start growing feelings for her and Melissa is starting to doubt her attraction to men and grows ever more enamored to Dianna. It is a coming of age story. Readers will love such a wholesome tale of friendship blossoming into romance."
>"Yeah, coming out of the closet this! 'Surpassing boundries' that! Lame, lame LAME LAME LAME!!! Yeah and after reading this, the implied boyfriend gets ignored and not touched upon, the male side characters don't get love and romance of their own. And male audiences get left out. Rewrite it!!! Do not come back and give me that story until the two Carpet Shaggers get a boyfriend!"
>"But-"
>"No buts! Rewrite it! As a matter of fact, a new requirement! Before we publish that, rewrite the story, make the two lesbos get a boyfriend to love together. And the two lead characters HAVE to monsterize! We can tolerate and accept human centric love and romance stories with no monstergirls or Monsterization. But we cannot accept this! ...You know what to do. Now go!"