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>someone here asks which Roman Emperors would be best for HoloEN
>someone asks in a new english Vtuber's chat about who her favorite roman emperor is
After "HoloEN is a myth" poster, I wonder if we're getting teased again.

>>28565675
HoloEN is a myth. Akasupas are a joke. We are all chuubas, controlled by something greater: Hoocha, the DNA of the mesugaki.

>>28602841
HoloEN is a Myth

>>28896129
I wonder the gen 2 would be if gen 1 was
HoloEn is a myth

>Gura is a Myth
So she was the original holoEN is a myth poster then?

>>28965650
HoloEN is a myth

>>28988085
You weren't around for the "HoloEN is a myth" posts.

>>29020997
HOLOEN IS A MYTH

>>29182954
>>/jp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=holoEN+is+a+myth&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=old&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

Just had a dumb thought: Tenacious HoloEN:

Long time ago me and my sister Gura here,
We was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny reaper.
In the middle of the road.
And she said:
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll reap your soul." (GUH)
Well me and Gura, we looked at each other,
And we each said. "Okay."
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.
Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow
Needless to say, the ghoul was stunned.
Whip-crack went her reaper scythe,
And the ghoul was done.
He asked us: "(GUH) Be you holos?"
And we said, "Nay. We are a myth."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!
This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound
Anything like this song.
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
All right! All right!

Brothers, I require the help of our strongest schizos to help me solve a great mystery.

Ever since the beginning of HololiveEN, we are aware of someone associated with Cover lurking these threads. More importantly, we also know that this individual was around before the first debuts, leaking the theme of HololiveEN with constant "HololoveEN is a MYTH" spam in random threads days before. In addition, whenever a major doxx happens in the threads, the papertrail and evidence of the doxx always tends to quickly get removed, further proving the existence of a Cover agent preventing yabe's from escaping beyond this board.

As said agent that is lurking here even before the Hololive Global existed, it is safe to assume that said agent is familiar with our culture, a requirement to dissect random schizo and shitposts from actual yabes. That, or he is familiar with every HoloENs identity, which I doubt as that would be a severe breach of corporate opsec, UNLESS this agent happens to know all 5 of them personally due to close work relationships.

To summarize so far, this insider should be,
>Familiar with chan culture
>Must know basic private information of all 5 HoloENs
>Possibly be familiar with more detailed private information of the holos
>Trustworthy enough inside Cover to know this private data
>Fluent in English
>Working for Cover, obviously
With the rough corporate structure in mind, the only people that fit that description would either be the direct managers of the HoloENs or the HoloEN girls themselves.

So here's where the schizo part begins. To cover all threads to minimize reaction time, you would either require an entire team, or someone really fucking autistic. We don't know much about their managers, which leaves us with the girls themselves, which to be frank, do fit the bill of at least semi-autistic individuals. Most of them at least. The final known pieces of this puzzle are the "coincidences" people noticed that would link some of them to this place. Some of the coupons as well as that pastebin linking Ame to here, some past tweets and shill attempts linking Mori to this place and some other minor incidents of the others.

The question remains. Who is the agent Cover has appointed to observe us?
I refused to take my meds and started to see the cracks in this veil. I only require more collective schizophrenia to break it down entirely.

HoloEN is a MYTH

>>29301658
HoloEN is a myth.

>>29351796
>Holoen is a myth
>Risu directly calling out /jp/
Hololive members sure, but EN and ID lurk here to some extent.

>>29351858
that holoEN is a myth fucker had a good chance of being Loserbait rather than one of the girls

i still wanna know who it was though

>>29534264
I guess this confirms that Kiara was the HoloEN is a MYTH poster.

>>29641275
HoloEN is a myth.

>>29641275
HoloEN is a MYTH

>>29664485
Will the next Gen have a theme? How come Gen 3 and HoloEN are the only generations with themes? All the other generations seem like a random mish-mash. Then again:

Holo Fantasy
>Rabbit
>Necromancer
>Pirate
>Dark Elf
>Warrior
Holo Myth
>Shark
>Reaper
>Lovecraftian Priestess
>Phoenix
>Time Traveling Detective

These aren't exactly coordinated either and are only loosely connected but it kinda is on paper.

>>29739104
Next week they will announce Holo Throback, just like that holoEN is a myth poster before they announce holoEN gen1 theme

>>29797837
>HoloEn is myth
Seriously who was this guy?

>>29802088
HoloEN is a myth

>>29872768
HoloEN really is a Myth, each of them are just voiced by Kanata, collabs and overlaps are pre-recorded and have Cover plants in the chat at specific time with already decided messages to give the illusion of chat interaction and Kanata slowly going deaf is just a cover so she can retire as Kanata and have enough time to voice EN gen2 as well. This was all orchestrated by Coco as she was frustrated by how slow Yagoo was in getting EN off the ground.

>>30282011
>stealth marketing
HOLOEN IS A MYTH