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Sora? CEO dick sucking, seiso pretending whore.
Robocco? Quiet nerd nudist whore.
Miko? Biggest whore of gen 0
Suisei? More like 3rd rate, shota loving, wannabe Sora whore.
Azki? Solo artist sucking off ghost writer whore.
Haachama? Not really a whore. Accidentally lewd from whatever the fuck is in her brain. Still a slut for the aussies.
Festival? Loli kidnapping finger blasting whore.
Mel? Youtube intern teasing whore.
Fubuki? Friend, more like fuckbuddy.
Chris? Dumb bitch disappeared and became Boxchad. Could have made fat stacks with those glasses and bookjob skills of here.
Subaru? Tomboy turned instagram beach bitch with those thumbnails and prefered outfit. Had my hopes up. Whore.
My Oshi? Complete innocent doll that I’d marry.
Retard onion? Retard onion that licks other girl’s clits to make em join her build-a-shit factory.
Choco? Employee of the month in the local strip club lookin whore.
Shion? Sexual relations with a pirate? Whore to the max.
Dog? Whore to cat.
Cat? Whore for everyone else besides dog.
Mio? Quiet MILF that breaks into heat once a month when you're not looking kind of whore.
Womb? Barren.
Rushia? Filthy wannabe GFE that forces you to make that wall of hers filled with plastic whore.
Flare? Same case with the cat but now shes inclusive.
Pekora? Mama thought she was a whore before then, for good reason too. Bet you her sweet ass was camgirling away with a mask with those fanged smiles.
Noel? Big fat tiddie no brain trash singer soulful whore! Also loves dark skinned cock.
Luna? Training those candy canes and lollipops for sucking (You) off.
Towa? Dumb bitch whore trying to show off her body for more subscribers lookin whore.
Coco? American Dragon porn director whore, always in a constant state of teasing your dick but never wanting it. Literal penis falseflagger. Kinda based tho. Shes our bitch!
Watame? Deflection blonde stereotype whore. Clit be fluffier than my carpet.
Kanata? Tenshi fallen down into degeneracy marrying that whore of a dragon. Starving housewife begging to be filled.
Polka? Depressed whore who will hop on any dick that’ll “promise” that it wont leave her (just wait for Gen6 bitch.)
Nene? SUPER-MAX-HYPERCOCK-STRAPRIDER-NENECHI. Whore.
Botan? La Lion got those “fuck me” eyes from lion king. Literally got the RUbros licking those strips and making new ones with their cum and vodka tributes.
Lamy? Shes the classic alchoholic mommy. Give her 5 hours on those drinks and bam. Character Unlocked.
Aloe? Love. CEO of Whore incorperated. Her whore levels were too unchecked to be kept alive.
Moona? Didn’t know rivers were on the moon for how wet she is for her boss. Would leave her husband in an instant, what a whore.
Lofi? Her wife is always cheating on her, might as well go out and whore yourself off. Have your roommate cause trouble too, sure.
Risu? Literal cum tribute begging whore.
Anya? Walking fucking paizuri. Shes a weapon so shes gotta have a handle there somewhere.
Ollie? Each part of her was a woman used to make her. Literal definition of a shag pile. (Trademark that nigger.)
Reine? She has cock on her animal name. What else is there to say?
Gura? You fuckers already know how much of a slutty teasing brat whore she is. She’ll make you go UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH the second your rrats get activated. Too bad Jay already snatched her.
Ame? Denying all ships but still goes in privately for the kill. That whore has a huge leap in stealth body count. The second she says I love you, a million Goslings cum at the exact same time. Whore can make some pretty good watershows if she can master it right.
Ina? Naizuri galor? Shes an introvert pervert that’ll dry your little dick until its going to look like a fucking grape you little Takodachis.
Kiara? If you’re japanese she will whore herself out in an instant. KFP bros know this and are on constant subconcious suicide watch. I pity you all. Myself included.
Mori? Deadbeats jerk it now because those fat sweaty tiddies will become more and more feminine with every stream. You fuckers caused this whore bimbofication and its going great. Soon she’ll be on the top 5 for whoring herself out. She won’t beat Towa though.
WHORE UNITY

>> No.31473623 [View]
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Sora? CEO dick sucking, seiso pretending whore.
Robocco? Quiet nerd nudist whore.
Miko? Biggest whore of gen 0
Suisei? More like 3rd rate, shota loving, wannabe Sora whore.
Azki? Solo artist sucking off ghost writer whore.
Haachama? Not really a whore. Accidentally lewd from whatever the fuck is in her brain. Still a slut for the aussies.
Festival? Loli kidnapping finger blasting whore.
Mel? Youtube intern teasing whore.
Fubuki? Friend, more like fuckbuddy.
Chris? Dumb bitch disappeared and became Boxchad. Could have made fat stacks with those glasses and bookjob skills of here.
Subaru? Tomboy turned instagram beach bitch with those thumbnails and prefered outfit. Had my hopes up. Whore.
My Oshi? Complete innocent doll that I’d marry.
Retard onion? Retard onion that licks other girl’s clits to make em join her build-a-shit factory.
Choco? Employee of the month in the local strip club lookin whore.
Shion? Sexual relations with a pirate? Whore to the max.
Dog? Whore to cat.
Cat? Whore for everyone else besides dog.
Mio? Quiet MILF that breaks into heat once a month when you're not looking kind of whore.
Womb? Barren.
Rushia? Filthy wannabe GFE that forces you to make that wall of hers filled with plastic whore.
Flare? Same case with the cat but now shes inclusive.
Pekora? Mama thought she was a whore before then, for good reason too. Bet you her sweet ass was camgirling away with a mask with those fanged smiles.
Noel? Big fat tiddie no brain trash singer soulful whore! Also loves dark skinned cock.
Luna? Training those candy canes and lollipops for sucking (You) off.
Towa? Dumb bitch whore trying to show off her body for more subscribers lookin whore.
Coco? American Dragon porn director whore, always in a constant state of teasing your dick with her stripper moves. Literal penis falseflagger.
Watame? Deflection blonde stereotype whore. Clit be fluffier than my carpet.
Kanata? Tenshi fallen down into degeneracy marrying that whore of a dragon. Starving housewife begging to be filled.
Polka? Depressed whore who will hop on any dick that’ll “promise” that it wont leave her (just wait for Gen6 bitch.)
Nene? SUPER-MAX-HYPERCOCK-STRAPRIDER-NENECHI.
Botan? La Lion got those “fuck me” eyes from lion king. Literally got the RUbros licking those strips and making new ones with their cum and vodka tributes.
Lamy? Shes the classic alchoholic mommy. Give her 5 hours on those drinks and bam. Character Unlocked.
Aloe? Love. CEO of Whore incorperated. Her whore levels were too unchecked to be kept alive.
Moona? Didn’t know rivers were on the moon for how wet she is for her boss. Would leave her husband in an instant, what a whore.
Lofi? Her wife is always cheating on her, might as well go out and whore yourself off. Have your roommate cause trouble too, sure.
Risu? Literal cum tribute begging whore.
Anya? Walking, standing, fucking paizuri. Shes a weapon so shes gotta have a handle there somewhere.
Ollie? Each part of her was a woman used to make her. Literal definition of a shag pile. (Trademark that nigger.)
Reine? She has cock on her animal name. What else is there to say?
Gura? You fuckers already know how much of a slutty teasing brat whore she is. She’ll make you go UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH the second your rrats get activated. Too bad Jay already snatched her.
Ame? Denying all ships but still goes in privately for the kill. That whore has a huge leap in stealth body count. The second she says I love you, a million Goslings cum at the exact same time. Whore can make some pretty good watershows if she can master it right.
Ina? Naizuri galor? Shes an introvert pervert that’ll dry your little dick until its going to look like a fucking grape you little Takodachis.
Kiara? If you’re japanese she will whore herself out in an instant. KFP bros know this and are on constant subconcious suicide watch. I pity you all. Myself included.
Mori? Deadbeats jerk it now because those fat sweaty tiddies will become more and more feminine with every stream. You fuckers caused this whore bimbofication and its going great. Soon she’ll be on the top 5 for whoring herself out. She won’t beat Towa though.
WHORE UNITY

>> No.31397795 [View]
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Sora? CEO dick sucking, seiso pretending whore. Sorry Daisenpai-poster but unless you’re her boss, you’re no one.
Robocco? Quiet nerd nudist whore.
Miko? Biggest whore of gen 0. Fucks like rabbits and the rabbit.
Suisei? More like 3rd rate, shota loving, wannabe Sora whore.
Azki? Literal who? Solo artist sucking off ghost writer whore.
Haachama? Not really a whore. Accidentally lewd from whatever the fuck is in her brain.
Festival? Loli kidnapping finger blasting whore. Got an alternative nickname for you, Kindergarten.
Mel? Youtube intern teasing whore. Innocent in the head? Have you seen her design? All the blondes scream yabai.
Fubuki? Friend, more like fuckbuddy. Bitch will tease, tease, and tease and you’ll never be able to call her yours.
Chris? Dumb bitch disappeared and became Boxchad. Could have made fat stacks with those glasses and bookjob skills of here.
Subaru? Tomboy turned instagram beach bitch with those thumbnails and prefered outfit. Had my hopes up. Whore.
My Oshi? Complete innocent doll that I’d marry. Her laugh is comparable to that of a goddess. My condolences Sora but that title is replaced. Not that you wanted it you friends-with-benefits whore.
Retard onion? Retard onion that licks other girl’s clits to make em join her build-a-shit factory. Bitch will be thinking your dick will be worth more than all the farms shes made so she can be farming cum.
Choco? Employee of the month in the local strip club lookin whore.
Shion? Sexual relations with a pirate? Whore to the max.
Dog? Whore to cat.
Cat? Whore to everyone else.
Mio? Quiet MILF that breaks into heat once a month when you're not looking kind of whore.
Womb? Barren.
Rushia? Filthy wannabe GFE that forces you to make that wall of hers filled with plastic whore. Least shes finally in the acceptance stage. The amount of desk repairs shes had means she won’t ever get em boings.
Flare? Same case with the cat but now shes inclusive.
Pekora? Mama thought she was a whore before then, for good reason too. Bet you her sweet ass was camgirling away with a mask with those fanged smiles.
Noel? Big fat tiddie no brain trash singer soulful whore! Also loves dark skinned cock.
Luna? Training those candy canes and lollipops for sucking (You) off.
Towa? Dumb bitch whore trying to show off her body for more subscribers lookin whore. Towa poster you there? She doesn’t want you. Tokyo tower is just some exhibitionist whore.
Coco? American Dragon porn director whore, always in a constant state of teasing your dick but never wanting it. Literal penis falseflagger. Kinda based tho. Shes our bitch!
Watame? Deflection blonde stereotype whore. Clit be fluffier than my carpet.
Kanata? Tenshi fallen down into degeneracy marrying that whore of a dragon. Starving housewife begging to be filled.
Polka? Depressed whore who will hop on any dick that will “promise” that it wont leave her (just wait for Gen6 bitch)
Nene? SUPER-MAX-HYPERCOCK-STRAPRIDER-NENECHI. Whore.
Botan? La Lion got those “fuck me” eyes from lion king. Literally got the RUbros licking those strips and making new ones with their cum and vodka tributes.
Lamy? Shes the classic alchoholic mommy. Give her 5 hours on those drinks and bam. Character Unlocked.
Aloe? Love. CEO of Whore incorperated. Her whore levels were too unchecked to be kept alive.
Moona? Didn’t know rivers were on the moon for how wet she is for her boss. Would leave her husband in an instant, what a whore.
Lofi? Her wife is always cheating on her, might as well go out and whore yourself off. Have your roommate cause trouble too, sure.
Risu? Literal cum tribute begging whore.
Anya? Walking fucking paizuri. Shes a weapon so shes gotta have a handle there somewhere.
Ollie? Each part of her was a woman used to make her. Literal definition of a shag pile. (Trademark that nigger.)
Reine? She has cock on her animal name. What else is there to say?
Gura? You fuckers already know how much of a slutty teasing brat whore she is. She’ll make you go UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH the second your rrats get activated. Too bad Jay already snatched her.
Ame? Denying all ships but still goes in privately for the kill. That whore has a huge leap in stealth body count. The second she says I love you, a million Goslings cum at the exact same time. Whore can make some pretty good watershows if she can master it right.
Ina? Naizuri galor? Shes an introvert pervert that’ll dry your little dick until its going to look like a fucking grape you little Takodachis.
Kiara? If you’re japanese she will whore herself out in an instant. KFP bros know this and are on constant subconcious suicide watch. I pity you all. Myself included.
Mori? Deadbeats jerk it now because those fat sweaty tiddies will become more and more feminine with every stream. You fuckers caused this whore bimbofication and its going great. Soon she’ll be on the top 5 for whoring herself out. She won’t beat Towa though.
WHORE UNITY

>> No.31396120 [View]
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Sora? CEO dick sucking, seiso pretending whore.
Robocco? Quiet nerd nudist whore.
Miko? Biggest whore of gen 0
Suisei? More like 3rd rate, shota loving, wannabe Sora whore.
Azki? Solo artist sucking off ghost writer whore.
Haachama? Not really a whore. Accidentally lewd from whatever the fuck is in her brain. Still a slut for the aussies.
Festival? Loli kidnapping finger blasting whore.
Mel? Youtube intern teasing whore.
Fubuki? Friend, more like fuckbuddy.
Chris? Dumb bitch disappeared and became Boxchad. Could have made fat stacks with those glasses and bookjob skills of here.
Subaru? Tomboy turned instagram beach bitch with those thumbnails and prefered outfit. Had my hopes up. Whore.
My Oshi? Complete innocent doll that I’d marry.
Retard onion? Retard onion that licks other girl’s clits to make em join her build-a-shit factory.
Choco? Employee of the month in the local strip club lookin whore.
Shion? Sexual relations with a pirate? Whore to the max.
Dog? Whore to cat.
Cat? Whore for everyone else besides dog.
Mio? Quiet MILF that breaks into heat once a month when you're not looking kind of whore.
Womb? Barren.
Rushia? Filthy wannabe GFE that forces you to make that wall of hers filled with plastic whore.
Flare? Same case with the cat but now shes inclusive.
Pekora? Mama thought she was a whore before then, for good reason too. Bet you her sweet ass was camgirling away with a mask with those fanged smiles.
Noel? Big fat tiddie no brain trash singer soulful whore! Also loves dark skinned cock.
Luna? Training those candy canes and lollipops for sucking (You) off.
Towa? Dumb bitch whore trying to show off her body for more subscribers lookin whore.
Coco? American Dragon porn director whore, always in a constant state of teasing your dick but never wanting it. Literal penis falseflagger. Kinda based tho. Shes our bitch!
Watame? Deflection blonde stereotype whore. Clit be fluffier than my carpet.
Kanata? Tenshi fallen down into degeneracy marrying that whore of a dragon. Starving housewife begging to be filled.
Polka? Depressed whore who will hop on any dick that’ll “promise” that it wont leave her (just wait for Gen6 bitch.)
Nene? SUPER-MAX-HYPERCOCK-STRAPRIDER-NENECHI. Whore.
Botan? La Lion got those “fuck me” eyes from lion king. Literally got the RUbros licking those strips and making new ones with their cum and vodka tributes.
Lamy? Shes the classic alchoholic mommy. Give her 5 hours on those drinks and bam. Character Unlocked.
Aloe? Love. CEO of Whore incorperated. Her whore levels were too unchecked to be kept alive.
Moona? Didn’t know rivers were on the moon for how wet she is for her boss. Would leave her husband in an instant, what a whore.
Lofi? Her wife is always cheating on her, might as well go out and whore yourself off. Have your roommate cause trouble too, sure.
Risu? Literal cum tribute begging whore.
Anya? Walking fucking paizuri. Shes a weapon so shes gotta have a handle there somewhere.
Ollie? Each part of her was a woman used to make her. Literal definition of a shag pile. (Trademark that nigger.)
Reine? She has cock on her animal name. What else is there to say?
Gura? You fuckers already know how much of a slutty teasing brat whore she is. She’ll make you go UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH the second your rrats get activated. Too bad Jay already snatched her.
Ame? Denying all ships but still goes in privately for the kill. That whore has a huge leap in stealth body count. The second she says I love you, a million Goslings cum at the exact same time. Whore can make some pretty good watershows if she can master it right.
Ina? Naizuri galor? Shes an introvert pervert that’ll dry your little dick until its going to look like a fucking grape you little Takodachis.
Kiara? If you’re japanese she will whore herself out in an instant. KFP bros know this and are on constant subconcious suicide watch. I pity you all. Myself included.
Mori? Deadbeats jerk it now because those fat sweaty tiddies will become more and more feminine with every stream. You fuckers caused this whore bimbofication and its going great. Soon she’ll be on the top 5 for whoring herself out. She won’t beat Towa though.
WHORE UNITY

>> No.30811887 [DELETED]  [View]

>>30811854
Evidence that Gura is pregnant so far
>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy
>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing
>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12
>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit
>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream, got sick from smash bros, pregnant women vomit quite easily
>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely
>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones
>She has said herself that she's "heavy"
>Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that
>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home
>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley
>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints
>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need
>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before, (Have become EXTREMELY evident recently)
>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house
>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse
>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds
>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)
>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly
>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6
>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life
>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight
>Refers to herself as "mommy"
>Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy
>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once
>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume
>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby
>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way
>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women
>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50
>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect
>Loves "watching things grow," finds it extremely satisfying
>Went for a jog and had to jog in 1 minute bursts before getting too tired
>"filled" with feelings of self doubt, very common anxiety for expecting mothers and funny analogy
>"Wants it bigger", possibly a reference to either her breasts or belly, possibly overall family size, also possibly vegetables
>Clearly loves children, crazy cat lady, crazy baby lady, baby fever spreading to other animals?
>Sore throast, mild congestion, very common as side effects to pregnancy
>No, sleeping on her belly does not automatically mean she isn't pregnant, the womb is very structurally sound actually.
>Her tummy feels funny
>Feels faint sometimes, has trouble getting out of bed, belly too heavy pls andastand
>Possibly anemic, every common for pregnant women especially those who were already on a bad diet
>Sleeps with a shit ton of pillows, obviously to help her find a comfortable position with her belly and oversensitive breasts being in the way. Probably related to how she only wears a shirt to sleep because she hasn't bought any maternity pajamas.
>Jaw pain, possibly pregnancy related
>Sick feeling? Morning sickness? Evening sickness? Pregnant women feel queasy all the time.
>Has stated on stream taht she has a baby
>Leg cramps, very common for pregnant women especially ones who didn't exercise much
>Swollen feet

>> No.30353678 [View]

>>30353355
Evidence that Gura is pregnant so far
>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy
>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing
>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12
>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit
>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream, got sick from smash bros, pregnant women vomit quite easily
>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely
>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones
>She has said herself that she's "heavy"
>Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that
>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home
>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley
>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints
>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need
>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before, (Have become EXTREMELY evident recently)
>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house
>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse
>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds
>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)
>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly
>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6
>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life
>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight
>Refers to herself as "mommy"
>Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy
>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once
>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume
>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby
>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way
>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women
>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50
>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect
>Loves "watching things grow," finds it extremely satisfying
>Went for a jog and had to jog in 1 minute bursts before getting too tired
>"filled" with feelings of self doubt, very common anxiety for expecting mothers and funny analogy
>"Wants it bigger", possibly a reference to either her breasts or belly, possibly overall family size, also possibly vegetables
>Clearly loves children, crazy cat lady, crazy baby lady, baby fever spreading to other animals?
>Sore throast, mild congestion, very common as side effects to pregnancy
>No, sleeping on her belly does not automatically mean she isn't pregnant, the womb is very structurally sound actually.
>Her tummy feels funny
>Feels faint sometimes, has trouble getting out of bed, belly too heavy pls andastand
>Possibly anemic, every common for pregnant women especially those who were already on a bad diet
>Sleeps with a shit ton of pillows, obviously to help her find a comfortable position with her belly and oversensitive breasts being in the way. Probably related to how she only wears a shirt to sleep because she hasn't bought any maternity pajamas.
>Jaw pain, possibly pregnancy related
>Sick feeling? Morning sickness? Evening sickness? Pregnant women feel queasy all the time.
>Has stated on stream taht she has a baby
>Leg cramps, very common for pregnant women especially ones who didn't exercise much
>Swollen feet

>> No.29932285 [View]

>>29932197
Evidence that Gura is pregnant so far
>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy
>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing
>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12
>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit
>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream, got sick from smash bros, pregnant women vomit quite easily
>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely
>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones
>She has said herself that she's "heavy"
>Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that
>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home
>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley
>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints
>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need
>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before, (Have become EXTREMELY evident recently)
>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house
>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse
>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds
>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)
>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly
>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6
>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life
>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight
>Refers to herself as "mommy"
>Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy
>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once
>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume
>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby
>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way
>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women
>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50
>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect
>Loves "watching things grow," finds it extremely satisfying
>Went for a jog and had to jog in 1 minute bursts before getting too tired
>"filled" with feelings of self doubt, very common anxiety for expecting mothers and funny analogy
>"Wants it bigger", possibly a reference to either her breasts or belly, possibly overall family size, also possibly vegetables
>Clearly loves children, crazy cat lady, crazy baby lady, baby fever spreading to other animals?
>Sore throast, mild congestion, very common as side effects to pregnancy
>No, sleeping on her belly does not automatically mean she isn't pregnant, the womb is very structurally sound actually.
>Her tummy feels funny
>Feels faint sometimes, has trouble getting out of bed, belly too heavy pls andastand
>Possibly anemic, every common for pregnant women especially those who were already on a bad diet
>Sleeps with a shit ton of pillows, obviously to help her find a comfortable position with her belly and oversensitive breasts being in the way. Probably related to how she only wears a shirt to sleep because she hasn't bought any maternity pajamas.
>Jaw pain, possibly pregnancy related
>Sick feeling? Morning sickness? Evening sickness? Pregnant women feel queasy all the time.

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Evidence that Gura is pregnant so far
>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy
>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing
>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12
>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit
>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream, got sick from smash bros, pregnant women vomit quite easily
>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely
>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones
>She has said herself that she's "heavy"
>Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that
>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home
>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley
>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints
>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need
>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before, (Have become EXTREMELY evident recently)
>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house
>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse
>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds
>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)
>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly
>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6
>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life
>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight
>Refers to herself as "mommy"
>Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy
>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once
>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume
>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby
>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way
>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women
>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50
>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect
>Loves "watching things grow," finds it extremely satisfying
>Went for a jog and had to jog in 1 minute bursts before getting too tired
>"filled" with feelings of self doubt, very common anxiety for expecting mothers and funny analogy
>"Wants it bigger", possibly a reference to either her breasts or belly, possibly overall family size, also possibly vegetables
>Clearly loves children, crazy cat lady, crazy baby lady, baby fever spreading to other animals?
>Sore throat, mild congestion, very common as side effects to pregnancy
>No, sleeping on her belly does not automatically mean she isn't pregnant, the womb is very structurally sound actually.
>Her tummy feels funny

Did I miss anything?

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>>29630300
Kiara would make a good dom mommy

>> No.29559837 [View]

>>29559671
>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy
>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing
>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12
>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit
>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream
>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely
>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones
>She has said herself that she's "heavy"
>Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that
>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home
>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley
>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints
>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need
>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before
>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house
>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse
>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds
>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)
>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly
>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6
>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life
>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight
>Refers to herself as "mommy"
>Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy
>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once
>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume
>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby
>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way
>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women
>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50
>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect
>Loves "watching things grow," finds it extremely satisfying
>Went for a jog and had to jog in 1 minute bursts before getting too tired
>"filled" with feelings of self doubt, very common anxiety for expecting mothers and funny analogy
>Wants it bigger, possibly a reference to either her breasts or belly, possibly overall family size, also possibly vegetables

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>>29421824
Evidence that Gura is pregnant so far
>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy
>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing
>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12
>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit
>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream
>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely
>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones
>She has said herself that she's "heavy"
>Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that
>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home
>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley
>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints
>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need
>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before
>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house
>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse
>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds
>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)
>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly
>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6
>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life
>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight
>Refers to herself as "mommy"
>Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy
>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once
>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume
>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby
>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way
>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women
>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50
>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect
>Loves "watching things grow," finds it extremely satisfying

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>>29388113
Evidence that Gura is pregnant so far
>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy
>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing
>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12
>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit
>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream
>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely
>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones
>She has said herself that she's "heavy"
>Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that
>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home
>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley
>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints
>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need
>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before
>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house
>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse
>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds
>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)
>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly
>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6
>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life
>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight
>Refers to herself as "mommy"
>Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy
>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once
>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume
>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby
>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way
>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women
>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50
>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect
>Loves "watching things grow," finds it extremely satisfying

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>>29287229
More for the list
>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy
>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing
>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12
>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit
>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream
>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely
>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones
>She has said herself that she's "heavy"
>Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that
>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home
>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley
>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints
>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need
>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before
>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house
>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse
>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds
>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)
>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly
>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6
>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life
>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight
>Refers to herself as "mommy"
>Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy
>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once
>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume
>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby
>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way
>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women
>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50
>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect

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>>23094807
Mommy fetish aside while making your wife a mother is generally agreed to be a good thing in monster society, I don't think many would blame you for wanting to spend some time with her as just husband and wife. However you may want to make sure your wife is ok with that less her monster instincts kick and forces the desire for reproduction.

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>>22183170
>>22193873
Would Clownpiece make a good mommy?

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>>21809476
I was really expecting mommy Yui would be the one to visit MNL48, or even transfer there, who would have thought the Queen herself would visit SEAland. I hope this is a good sign they will go on ahead with a more "astig"/cool MNL48. They should have released the pinoy version of No Way Man, rather than all these cutesy damsel-in-distress songs. Don't get me wrong, pinoys like kawaii too, but they need to make a foothold first, establish their reputation, before moving to "pabebe" songs. All these elitist, purist, "oh I've been a fan of 48G since 2005", know-it-all fantards can't see past their fantardism to realize and accept what must be done.

Here's a snippet of the tagalog version of NWM.

NO NO NO NO NO WAY MAN
NO NO NO NO NO WAY MAN

Sabi ng buong mundo, imposible ang hangarin ko
Why? Oh why?
Salitang nakakasakit
bulong na ilang pagulit
Nagbibigay sa ‘kin ng lakas
para lalo pang lumaban

Madaling manghusga, kung ‘di ‘kaw ang gumagawa
Why? Oh why?

Masyado bang mataas ang aking pinapangarap
Pangarap na tinalikuran na ng iba

NO WAY MAN (HEY!) NO WAY MAN (HEY!)
Sumuko nalang
NO WAY MAN (FU!) NO WAY MAN (FU!)
Ganoon na lang ba?
NO WAY MAN (HEY!) NO WAY MAN (HEY!)
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
Hindi ako susuko kahit ano pa ang mangyari

>> No.21790468 [View]

Mio would make such a good mommy
I would like to impregnate her

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pics like this make me wish she would just get the surgery
she's perfect for young mommy roles, but her face won't look this good in video

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>>18987192
>Aphrodite being a whore

ON THAT SUBJECT

>Be Hephaestus
>Born to Zeus and Hera of Mount-fucking-Olympus
>Be born an ugly, stunted little shit
>Mom decides to throw you off Olympus because you're misshapen
>Get raised by Dwarves and taught how to craft that GOOD SHIT
>Start plotting your revenge, it takes years but you pull it off
>Present Mommy Dearest with the sweetest throne that's even been made for Mother's Day
>She delights in the fact that somehow her useless, half-formed hobbit of a son managed to make something this nice for her
>That's right, bitch, Son's got some skills
>Hera sits her Queen sized booty on the bone throne
>Smirk to yourself, muttering something along the line of 'TIME TO GET A LEG UP ON THE COMPETITION'
>Before she can process what's happening, Ted, the dwarf who lives in your prosthetic leg hops out and turns on the power
>Hera's stuck to the chair, serves the bitch right
>Zeus is pissed, Ares is pissed, hell, the entirety of Mount Olympus is pissed
>Tell Zeus that you'll let Mom get off if he gives you the hottest woman to ever be, Aphrodite
>She's so fine you can swear Van Halen's "Why Can't This Be Love" plays every time she walks by
>Figures that Ouranos' testicle would make THAT come out of the sea
>Get hitched, much to the chagrin of Zeus and Hera, forge Dad some kick-ass lightning to chuck as a thanks
>Rather than live happily married, your great-aunt/wife spends her time banging your brother Ares and howling until her throat goes hoarse
>Why have the hobbled gremlin when she can have the stallion
>TFW spend the rest of your days forging and making a daughter like Pandora with Athena, who despite being a nerd treats you with some level of respect

>> No.18664740 [View]

>>18644228
Would she make a good mommy?

>> No.18459245 [View]

>>18457843
Tell your mom she's a hypocrite and buy her a massive bad dragon dildo that can squirt cum for her next birthday, she'll be using it everyday.

My dad gave me hell when I was younger for watching porn and shit. When he died I found his worn and used jack off kit as I was clearing out his stuff. Consisted of a rubber tube with huge hard knobs on the inside for 'texture' and tubs of Vaseline.

Old fucker should have just told me and I would have bought him quality nippon rubber pussy and good lube so he would have decent wanks in his end years.

Just ignore her and keep buying more onaholes, and make sure to have mommy personally sign for the packages as they come in.

>> No.18084995 [View]

>>18084967
Whatever I end up with, there will be no daughteru dicking. She needs to realize that I lover her like a father, which is different from the love me and her mommy have. I would definitely help her get working on her friend that she likes too though. Gotta make her happy and see if he’s a good fit.

>> No.17103422 [View]

>>17103390
I'm sure your mommy would be happy too! Seeing you smile will make her hug and give you tons of adorable nuzzles but her bountiful chest might be pressed on you too much and she'll notice that you have other urges too.
It's her dutty as your mom to make sure you are growing healthy, so before giving you the goodnight kiss she'll go under the blankets with you and jesus christ I'm dying.

>>17103401
Nah, MommyCare is just your good old maid-like service. Girls taking care of grown up dudes for money and all of that.

>> No.16939700 [DELETED]  [View]

>>16939611
Not even all of it.
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=girlfriend+wife+mistress
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=%22left+or+right%22
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=would+make+a+good+mommy
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=%22my+wife+and+daughter%22
And probably some more shit I forgot.

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